How to sneak alcohol onto a cruise?

I've seen this thread on here at least a dozen times over the years. Do a search and you'll find your answer

So overplayed that it isn't even funny anymore. Shame on you

Travel Board.

damnit sorry sir i forgot we had one of those.

This was the topic of the first thread I ever read on this site. Thanks for the memories.

A cork puller (as opposed to a cork screw), however many bottles of pinot grigio they will let you bring on (it has the lightest appearance of the white wines IMO). Drink the wine or pour it out after removing the corks with the puller (it leaves no visible marks the bottle has been opened) Woodbridge wines do not cover their corks with foil, so get a bottle such as this. Fill with white rum/vodka/tequila or whatever. Put corks back in place. Problem solved.

I've never had this method fail.

You're forgiven for the sole reason that I don't mind seeing your avi a few times/day.

Buy some plastic flasks and stick it in your suitcase. That's what I did a few years ago

They make these clear bags you can store liquid in. Store them in random places in your luggage like in a pair of folded pants. They will most likely make it through, but if not, they will be thrown out. It's not like you will get punished for trying.

Take a tube roughly the size of your gay lovers penis and fill it with moon shine, insert it into your anus. Walk onto cruise and pull out tube.

Enjoy!!!