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How to seduce a girl? Help!

Posted on 4/29/16 at 12:52 pm
Posted by oil_field_trash
Member since Sep 2013
17 posts
Posted on 4/29/16 at 12:52 pm
You know sometimes there is like a girl in a class you just cant take your eyes off? well, she sits in front of me. And best of all, when we were doing Introductions she majored in Russian studies and language . I am Russian btw. Heh. So, how would I do this?

So I got a thing here....we are both seniors(in college), and so far I really want to hit on that girl...I didn't get in any relationships in college,but I feel like now is the time. That redhead girl has got a mighty damn fine rack with dark huge nipples, a good behind and she is tall..like much taller than me (I'm only 5'2"). Oh yes I love tall dominating strong American women. What would I do to her rack.......nvm, lets skip that part.



I have it really easy mode by the way--my stepfather and mom bought me a house, (since my freshman year), so I have my own house. Been livin' the life. Had a job every now and then when I had easy classes. You know, SLU is easy, just need to be prepped. Freshman year was the hardest due to adjusting.

I cant use any money. Its Ramen diet for the whole year--another story; left for my parents house, I don't know, to help them out. The forecast had no freezes. Well, of course I come back, pipes are all busted( I didn't put any antifreeze or w/e) and was only gone for a week. So , that had cost me 670$....more broken pipes will probably come. So my budget has been expedited for the whole year.

Once I am finished I will have so many fascinating stories to tell, from me going without water for a whole week, , from living my first part of the freshman year in dorms, story about my crapmobile breaking down in the middle of nowhere and presentation due tomorrow , just...idk, ill fill yall in later. But this girl.

Posted by Green Chili Tiger
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Posted on 4/29/16 at 12:54 pm to
Posted by LucasP
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Posted on 4/29/16 at 12:54 pm to
I'm posting in this thread cause this one is better.
Posted by DollaChoppa
I Simp for ACC
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Posted on 4/29/16 at 12:54 pm to
Post this on the help board
Posted by VABuckeye
Naples, FL
Member since Dec 2007
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Posted on 4/29/16 at 12:55 pm to
Order the Trillhog rape kit. Guaranteed success!
Posted by boddagetta
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Posted on 4/29/16 at 12:57 pm to
Bump
Posted by Wolfhound45
Hanging with Chicken in Lurkistan
Member since Nov 2009
120000 posts
Posted on 4/29/16 at 1:03 pm to
So excited to try out this alter you posted the same story twice? Interdasting.
Posted by dawgfan24348
Member since Oct 2011
49295 posts
Posted on 4/29/16 at 1:04 pm to
Just whip your dick out and do the helicopter dick
Posted by Wolfhound45
Hanging with Chicken in Lurkistan
Member since Nov 2009
120000 posts
Posted on 4/29/16 at 1:05 pm to
Where is the part where you need to someone to deposit a check for you so you can inherit a fortune and become a prince?
Posted by oil_field_trash
Member since Sep 2013
17 posts
Posted on 4/29/16 at 1:05 pm to
link?
Posted by ksayetiger
Centenary Gents
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Posted on 4/29/16 at 1:05 pm to
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Posted by LSU2NO
Baton Rouge
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Posted on 4/29/16 at 1:11 pm to
So you are a Tyrion?
Posted by Hangit
The Green Swamp
Member since Aug 2014
39129 posts
Posted on 4/29/16 at 1:32 pm to
In your other thread you said you had infantile genitalia, yet wanted a goddess.

You have a wealthy family, yet are on Medicaid.

You are living the good life, yet can only eat ramen.

You know her nipples are dark from watching all that porn, where the redheads have light pink nipples.

Yeah, this is real.
Posted by Havoc
Member since Nov 2015
28376 posts
Posted on 4/29/16 at 1:38 pm to
Start talking to her in Russian, ya dumb little dick dwarf poor.
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