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How should you respond to someone trying to strangle you with piano wire?

Posted on 7/8/17 at 2:41 pm
Posted by weagle99
Member since Nov 2011
35893 posts
Posted on 7/8/17 at 2:41 pm
Assume it is too late to get your fingers under that wire because they snuck up behind you. Kick their shins? Grab their nuts? Run backwards against a wall? WWOTD?

How long do you have before losing consciousness?
This post was edited on 7/8/17 at 2:42 pm
Posted by GeauxGoose
Nonya
Member since Dec 2006
2515 posts
Posted on 7/8/17 at 2:42 pm to
Pull out my concealed carry and end the threat
Posted by prplhze2000
Parts Unknown
Member since Jan 2007
51415 posts
Posted on 7/8/17 at 2:42 pm to
Elbows back to ribs. Use legs to pivot at same time
Posted by TennesseeFan25
Honolulu
Member since May 2016
8391 posts
Posted on 7/8/17 at 2:42 pm to
Uh, there's not exactly a fool proof solution to this, but a good guess would be absolutely any and everything to try free?

Posted by Brosef Stalin
Member since Dec 2011
39207 posts
Posted on 7/8/17 at 2:43 pm to
flip them over
elbow them in the stomach
kick them in the nuts
Posted by Ed Osteen
Member since Oct 2007
57489 posts
Posted on 7/8/17 at 2:43 pm to
go for the eyes even though you won't be able to do much
Posted by PrivatePublic
Member since Nov 2012
17848 posts
Posted on 7/8/17 at 2:43 pm to
if they're white, fight back.

if they're black, pay my reparations and die.
Posted by drexyl
Mingovia
Member since Sep 2005
23066 posts
Posted on 7/8/17 at 2:44 pm to
Your only chance is to do a backflip out of the piano wire and kick them in the balls
This post was edited on 7/8/17 at 2:45 pm
Posted by DWaginHTown
Houston, TX
Member since Jan 2006
9860 posts
Posted on 7/8/17 at 2:45 pm to
Just let it happen
Posted by RocketPower13
Member since Jan 2017
2480 posts
Posted on 7/8/17 at 2:45 pm to
Yell "FIRE." Assuming op is female who watches a lot of soap operas.
Posted by Walt OReilly
Poplarville, MS
Member since Oct 2005
124443 posts
Posted on 7/8/17 at 2:46 pm to
Pray
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
142023 posts
Posted on 7/8/17 at 2:46 pm to
tear down their statue
Posted by Hangit
The Green Swamp
Member since Aug 2014
39140 posts
Posted on 7/8/17 at 2:46 pm to
Immediately pull your Kabar and cut their femoral artery. You are going to pass out soon but when you wake up they will be dead.
Posted by HempHead
Big Sky Country
Member since Mar 2011
55486 posts
Posted on 7/8/17 at 2:48 pm to
shite my pants.
Posted by Spankum
Miss-sippi
Member since Jan 2007
56040 posts
Posted on 7/8/17 at 2:48 pm to
I think with something like piano wire, the danger would not be strangulation, but them cutting your head off.

also, you are certainly at a disadvantage when someone attacks you this way...I think the only chance to get out of it would be to try to sweep their leg out from under them so you can fall backwards on top of them...pretty long odds that you can get out of it, though.
Posted by rmnldr
Member since Oct 2013
38231 posts
Posted on 7/8/17 at 2:49 pm to
Spin and try to throw them over your back, kick them repeatedly, and then try to pry their arms away.
Posted by tigersownall
Thibodaux
Member since Sep 2011
15329 posts
Posted on 7/8/17 at 2:49 pm to
Probably die
Posted by jeff5891
Member since Aug 2011
15761 posts
Posted on 7/8/17 at 2:50 pm to
quote:

Assume it is too late to get your fingers under that wire because they snuck up behind you.


It will slice through your neck, so not much will matter
Posted by BigDropper
Member since Jul 2009
7636 posts
Posted on 7/8/17 at 2:52 pm to
Posted by llfshoals
Member since Nov 2010
15447 posts
Posted on 7/8/17 at 2:57 pm to
If they get it around your neck you're dead
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