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re: How often do married couples have sex?
Posted on 5/11/17 at 5:05 pm to Pecker
Posted on 5/11/17 at 5:05 pm to Pecker
About 5x per week, if the ole dreaded once a month Mother Nature visitor isn't around (then it's 0x for a week). Married 15+ years. There have been spells (like yearly spells) with it only being once every two weeks and spells with it being 10x in a week. Just depends on age of kids, work load and what else is going on.
This post was edited on 5/11/17 at 5:15 pm
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Posted on 5/11/17 at 5:09 pm to safetyman
I envy you guys. I am single. Almost 50 years old. I wish I could have sex but I will never go looking for hookers. I haven't had sex in 22 years. Geeezzzz
Posted on 5/11/17 at 5:09 pm to Pecker
Getting married isn't the death sentence for sex. Kids are.
Posted on 5/11/17 at 5:10 pm to Pecker
I had a long term girlfriend for like 4 years and toward the end I really could care less if we screwed or not. I was more interested in food honestly... and she couldn't cook
Posted on 5/11/17 at 5:10 pm to fishfighter
About the same. Someone needs to teach these youngsters the value of quality over quantity.
Posted on 5/11/17 at 5:11 pm to llfshoals
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Someone needs to teach these youngsters the value of quality over quantity.
Quality and quantity don't have to be mutually exclusive.
Posted on 5/11/17 at 5:14 pm to Allyn McKeen
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I heard this about stages of sex in marriage. - Tri-weekly. - Try weekly. - Try weakly.
Don't forget the last stage, where you just mutter 'frick you' as you pass each other in the hall.
Posted on 5/11/17 at 5:15 pm to Pecker
Used to be great, couple times a week easily for 15 years. Then I made the mistake of letting my new puppy sleep in the bed with us. Now sex is non-existent. He's a jealous little frick. And if I put him outside the room
and close the door, it's keep ndnof awkward with my teenage kid sitting in the den while the dog barks and scratches at the door. Can't exactly tell
my son, "Hey, keep the dog occupied while I bang your mom."
Seriously, my dog is jealous as frick. In the morning when my wife leaves for work, I'm usually sitting on the recliner with him by my side. When he hears her pick up the keys in another room, he starts growling because he knows she's getting ready to come kiss me goodbye. She doesn't bother kissing me any more. Could be a real issue if I didn't love him more.
and close the door, it's keep ndnof awkward with my teenage kid sitting in the den while the dog barks and scratches at the door. Can't exactly tell
my son, "Hey, keep the dog occupied while I bang your mom."
Seriously, my dog is jealous as frick. In the morning when my wife leaves for work, I'm usually sitting on the recliner with him by my side. When he hears her pick up the keys in another room, he starts growling because he knows she's getting ready to come kiss me goodbye. She doesn't bother kissing me any more. Could be a real issue if I didn't love him more.
Posted on 5/11/17 at 5:16 pm to MottLaneKid
I would off myself
Posted on 5/11/17 at 5:19 pm to Jim Smith
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Anybody that says they are getting laid as much as they were when dating the wife is just lying.
Nobody stipulated that it had to be with your wife
Posted on 5/11/17 at 5:23 pm to MottLaneKid
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I envy you guys. I am single. Almost 50 years old. I wish I could have sex but I will never go looking for hookers. I haven't had sex in 22 years. Geeezzzz
Someone help him!
Posted on 5/11/17 at 5:28 pm to Salmon
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I haven't seen my wife naked in 7 months.
If that was you with those 80BC ancient sandals and nut huggers on the other day I don't blame her
This post was edited on 5/11/17 at 5:33 pm
Posted on 5/11/17 at 5:33 pm to Howyouluhdat
Female friend told me that one question women ask each other when they are away from the men is "are you still having to frick him?"
Posted on 5/11/17 at 5:37 pm to roguetiger15
I thought about it several times.
Posted on 5/11/17 at 5:44 pm to RogerTheShrubber
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Female friend told me that one question women ask each other when they are away from the men is "are you still having to frick him?"
How old are these women? My friends still talk about sex a ton. But not in a frigid bitch kinda way like that.
Posted on 5/11/17 at 5:47 pm to Pecker
These threads always make me want to stay single.
Posted on 5/11/17 at 5:50 pm to Pecker
Me - 41y/o
Wifey - 40 y/o
2 kids
Once a week in some form or fashion
Wifey - 40 y/o
2 kids
Once a week in some form or fashion
Posted on 5/11/17 at 5:50 pm to Jax-Tiger
Sex about once a week at best. Jerk off every day. Late 50's early 60's.
Posted on 5/11/17 at 5:51 pm to Pecker
An estimated 3.5 times per week.
Posted on 5/11/17 at 5:58 pm to Pecker
The answer is as often as she's willing.
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