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re: How much toilet paper does your household use?

Posted on 3/13/17 at 1:16 pm to
Posted by Popths
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2016
3971 posts
Posted on 3/13/17 at 1:16 pm to
We use it until it wipes with no brown on the paper. Whatever it takes is what it takes. Toilet paper is not something you want to scrimp on.
Posted by McCaigBro69
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Member since Oct 2014
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Posted on 3/13/17 at 1:19 pm to
I have a fear of running out of toilet paper for some reason.

I live alone and have two packs of 24 rolls of Charmin Chamomile paper and an Amazon dash button for more that I use literally every time I finish one of the packs.

No clue why I'm that way, but better than living roll by roll I assume.

Per bathroom trip I have always had a rule where I use three pulls per trip. I remember back in kindergarten our teacher implementing this rule and it's always just stuck with me.

Now clearly if it's a mega shite or some crazy runs I'll use more, but I try and keep it to three pulls (like 2-3 sheets or squares per pull).

This post was edited on 3/13/17 at 1:22 pm
Posted by tke857
Member since Jan 2012
12195 posts
Posted on 3/13/17 at 1:20 pm to
living alone...24 rolls...would last me probably half a year or more.
Posted by McCaigBro69
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Posted on 3/13/17 at 1:22 pm to
quote:

living alone...24 rolls...would last me probably half a year or more.


I've had the dash button for more than a year and I've pressed it one time
Posted by torrey225
Member since Mar 2015
1437 posts
Posted on 3/13/17 at 1:25 pm to
Get a bidet.
Posted by tke857
Member since Jan 2012
12195 posts
Posted on 3/13/17 at 1:25 pm to
damn you...damn you to hell
Posted by rmnldr
Member since Oct 2013
38245 posts
Posted on 3/13/17 at 1:28 pm to
Women in general strive for and have excellent personal hygeine. I don't think you wipe your arse enough, OP.
Posted by Scanlon Shorthalt
Member since Jan 2017
287 posts
Posted on 3/13/17 at 1:33 pm to
I definitely noticed a marked increase in toilet paper usage after I got married. I guess it's one of the many things we have to get used to if we want to live with the strange and mysterious beast called Woman.



And as many PIIHB jockeys we have here I'd say quit your bitching and be thankful your girl's cleaning her turd cutter out good for you.
Posted by Napoleon
Kenna
Member since Dec 2007
69196 posts
Posted on 3/13/17 at 2:06 pm to
Tell them to stop mummy wrapping their hands and just use two sheets a wipe.
Posted by athenslife101
Member since Feb 2013
18605 posts
Posted on 3/13/17 at 2:10 pm to
I do 90% of my shitting at work as I find shitting in my apartment to be very uncomfortable (I'm tall and my bathroom is very small). I use like 4 rolls every 6 months.
Posted by Warfarer
Dothan, AL
Member since May 2010
12132 posts
Posted on 3/13/17 at 2:41 pm to
My girlfriend stays with me every other weekend due to having her kid every other week. I will go through a roll every few weeks by myself and two the weekends she is there. She also blows through paper towels the same way. I opened the garbage can lid yesterday and it looks like she just wet paper towels and threw them away.
Posted by McCaigBro69
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Member since Oct 2014
45088 posts
Posted on 3/13/17 at 3:04 pm to
quote:

She also blows through paper towels the same way. I opened the garbage can lid yesterday and it looks like she just wet paper towels and threw them away.



See, I can make paper towels last for forever. When my GF is in town she'll use like 4-5 sheets for a simple arse spill. What a waste.
Posted by TheFonz
Somewhere in Louisiana
Member since Jul 2016
20467 posts
Posted on 3/13/17 at 3:27 pm to
bout tree fiddy rolls.
Posted by LSUFanHouston
NOLA
Member since Jul 2009
37157 posts
Posted on 3/13/17 at 3:34 pm to
I hear you my brother. We probably go through a 12 pack every three or so weeks. We have three bathrooms.

Walgreens will usually have a 12 pack of double rolls, either Cottonelle or Quilted Northern, on sale for $3.99. If not this week, wait a week. When ever I see it for $3.99. I buy 6 12 packs. We currently have somewhat of a hoard... I think I have about 10 12 packs stashed in my laundry room.
Posted by DirtyMikeandtheBoys
Member since May 2011
19429 posts
Posted on 3/13/17 at 3:35 pm to
none


babywipes ftmfw
Posted by GEAUXT
Member since Nov 2007
29279 posts
Posted on 3/13/17 at 3:36 pm to
quote:

She also blows through paper towels the same way.


My wife will tear off like 4-5 sheets at a time. She may or may not even use them. There is perfectly good sheets of paper towels just strewn about the house
Posted by Kingpenm3
Xanadu
Member since Aug 2011
8976 posts
Posted on 3/13/17 at 4:08 pm to
quote:

Living with 3 women/girls it's amazing to see how much toilet paper a household can go through. I feel like I'm buying that ultra soft charmin every time or every other time I go to the groceries.



Amazon dash button baw.


Posted by sjmabry
Texas
Member since Aug 2013
18503 posts
Posted on 3/13/17 at 4:12 pm to
quote:

I'm convinced my wife and 2 daughters eat toilet paper.
Fixed it to apply to my situation...
Posted by Tempratt
WRMS Girls Soccer Team Kicks arse
Member since Oct 2013
13439 posts
Posted on 3/13/17 at 4:18 pm to
Nasty. What are you; Sheryl Crowes long lost brother?

And using toilet paper by itself is disgusting.
Wet wipes along with toilet paper is ideal.
This post was edited on 3/13/17 at 6:03 pm
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