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re: How much money would it take for you to cut your penis off

Posted on 3/29/17 at 12:03 pm to
Posted by p0845330
Member since Aug 2013
5699 posts
Posted on 3/29/17 at 12:03 pm to
Depends on if I'm getting a guaranteed new, bigger, improved one in a transplant. If not, there is no amount of money that would make me cut my little buddy off.
Posted by Brazos
Member since Oct 2013
20355 posts
Posted on 3/29/17 at 12:11 pm to
The only thing I would cut off for generational wealth would be a finger or a toe. No penis, hand, arm, leg , or foot would come off for any amount of money.
Posted by northtiger1122
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Aug 2007
332 posts
Posted on 3/29/17 at 12:24 pm to
You need a job or something to do to come up with this shite.
Posted by Slevin7
Member since Sep 2015
1954 posts
Posted on 3/29/17 at 12:32 pm to
You should start a GoFundMe
Posted by Jorts R Us
Member since Aug 2013
14786 posts
Posted on 3/29/17 at 12:39 pm to
Zero. Money is so I can bang girls.

Come to think of it, once I have kids I won't need a penis anymore since the wife probably won't want the sex any more, so I might do it for a pre-loaded gas card at Marathon.
Posted by Balloon Huffer
Member since Sep 2010
3421 posts
Posted on 3/29/17 at 1:09 pm to
my dick is priceless.

God damn your a poor frick to even day dream about this shite.
Posted by damnedoldtigah
Middle of Louisiana
Member since Jan 2014
4275 posts
Posted on 3/29/17 at 1:24 pm to
"my dick is priceless. God damn your a poor frick to even day dream about this shite."

what this guy said.

Posted by YumYum Sauce
Arkansas
Member since Nov 2010
8298 posts
Posted on 3/29/17 at 1:55 pm to
the lust for money is attributed to one of two things:

Power


Sex



I don't give a frick about having power, so money is useless to me if sex isn't an option.
Posted by Azranod
The Land of crooked letters and I's
Member since Oct 2013
1152 posts
Posted on 3/29/17 at 2:02 pm to
No! Who the fu.. are you... What the... GD dude!!!
Posted by Bestbank Tiger
Premium Member
Member since Jan 2005
70874 posts
Posted on 3/29/17 at 2:27 pm to
quote:

At $2 million an inch I'd take the $20 million and run.



You don't measure from your tailbone.
Posted by Armymann50
Playing with my
Member since Sep 2011
17040 posts
Posted on 3/29/17 at 2:28 pm to
If i can't screw why live.
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
65681 posts
Posted on 3/29/17 at 2:33 pm to
their aint enough money
Posted by DirtyMikeandtheBoys
Member since May 2011
19419 posts
Posted on 3/29/17 at 2:35 pm to
Posted by PearlJam
NotBeardEaves
Member since Aug 2014
13908 posts
Posted on 3/29/17 at 2:36 pm to
If you have to ask, you can't afford it.
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