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Posted on 12/12/15 at 3:50 pm to beantown
Momma taught me not to piss on my hands
Posted on 12/12/15 at 3:51 pm to X123F45
quote:
I wash my hands before I piss.
This is more important.
Posted on 12/12/15 at 3:54 pm to beantown
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How many of you wash your hands after you piss
Who has time for that shite? Arby's only gives me 5 minute breaks!
Posted on 12/12/15 at 3:54 pm to ctiger69
Before and after even though I was taught how to piss with spraying it all over my hands
Posted on 12/12/15 at 3:55 pm to NytroBud
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NytroBud
You spelled Nitro wrong.
Posted on 12/12/15 at 3:56 pm to beantown
Sometimes
Posted on 12/12/15 at 3:56 pm to beantown
I do simply because it's healthy for you. With all the shite we touch on a daily basis, it's good to wash your hands a few times a day. It's just a reflex for me now to do it when I'm already in the bathroom.
Posted on 12/12/15 at 3:56 pm to beantown
Depends on many factors.
Typically no
If your mom has not showered and/or had Mexican food, absolutely
Typically no
If your mom has not showered and/or had Mexican food, absolutely
Posted on 12/12/15 at 3:58 pm to Stud Bud
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My dick is 100 times cleaner than the soap in those public restrooms.
No it's not.
I'm wondering how many of you wash your hands after taking a shite.
This post was edited on 12/12/15 at 4:02 pm
Posted on 12/12/15 at 4:09 pm to beantown
Do you wash your hands after using a keyboard? B/c it is probably dirtier.
Posted on 12/12/15 at 4:15 pm to Stud Bud
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My dick is 100 times cleaner than the soap in those public restrooms.
No it isn't you dumbass. Your dick likely has coliform bacteria which could make you or others sick. Wash your hands, you nasty shitstain.
Posted on 12/12/15 at 4:18 pm to Oates Mustache
But I'm sure you have no problem putting your dick in your gf/wife's mouth. So where do you draw the line?
Posted on 12/12/15 at 4:19 pm to noonan
How the frick would you know how clean my dick is?
It's so clean you could eat off of it.
It's so clean you could eat off of it.
Posted on 12/12/15 at 4:19 pm to Oates Mustache
And frick you too.
Posted on 12/12/15 at 4:25 pm to Stud Bud
So defensive for a nasty shitstain heathen.
Posted on 12/12/15 at 4:39 pm to beantown
I run water, then throw some soap in the sink and let it sud up. Gives the illusion that I washed my hands in case someone comes in after I piss.
Posted on 12/12/15 at 4:43 pm to beantown
I don't piss on my hands
Posted on 12/12/15 at 4:43 pm to foj1981
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But I'm sure you have no problem putting your dick in your gf/wife's mouth. So where do you draw the line?
I draw the line at subjecting unsuspecting coworkers and such to the germs that may or may not be on my junk. I'd appreciate it if they did the same.
Wouldn't you prefer the people that you come in contact with to wash their hands?
And your dick might be clean, but when you take a shite, do you wash your hands before or after buttoning and zipping up your pants and buckling your belt? If you are like most people, you wash after that, so what kind of germs do you have on your belt and other crotch area items?
This post was edited on 12/12/15 at 4:45 pm
Posted on 12/12/15 at 4:59 pm to beantown
About 50% of the time at work and about 0% of the time at home
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