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re: How many camels could you get for your wife/gf?

Posted on 5/5/15 at 6:45 pm to
Posted by lsunurse
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Posted on 5/5/15 at 6:45 pm to
This article says a female camel usually goes for 12K in the US


LINK



So I'm worth 876K
Posted by Sparkplug#1
Member since May 2013
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Posted on 5/5/15 at 7:07 pm to
quote:

So I'm worth 876K


I guess it's too late for a prenup?
Posted by lsunurse
Member since Dec 2005
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Posted on 5/5/15 at 7:15 pm to
From that same article I posted


quote:

"We learned that if a camel's lip is not sticking out, it is getting agitated. The further its bottom lip is sticking out, the happier it is,"



New fun fact of the day people
Posted by OleWar
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Posted on 5/5/15 at 8:24 pm to
In Afghanistan a bride could cost anywhere from about $1,600 to $20,000 mostly depending on looks and age but more importantly on political/economic connections of both families involved.

Cheap Camels cost around $1,000 but good racing breeds could fetch over $100,000.

Anyway I found this site unhelpful.
Posted by Thib-a-doe Tiger
Member since Nov 2012
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Posted on 5/5/15 at 8:31 pm to
Wife is worth 57 camels. Where do I cash her in?
This post was edited on 5/5/15 at 8:32 pm
Posted by OleWar
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Posted on 5/5/15 at 8:46 pm to
Kandahar Afghanistan is probably the most flexible and you can sell quick. If your wife is really worth 57 camels then Doha, Qatar will get you the best deal but the Ukrainians may have crowded the market and between the other white slave traders and international law enforcement, it may not be worth the hassle.
Posted by lsunurse
Member since Dec 2005
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Posted on 5/5/15 at 8:53 pm to
quote:

Wife is worth 57 camels. Where do I cash her in?




Surely putting up with your wife's shite(figuratively) is better than dealing with the shite of 57 camels?
This post was edited on 5/5/15 at 8:54 pm
Posted by NewIberiaHaircut
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Posted on 5/5/15 at 8:56 pm to
74
Posted by jmcs68
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Posted on 5/5/15 at 8:59 pm to
74

I was expecting a lot lower.
Posted by Thib-a-doe Tiger
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Posted on 5/5/15 at 9:00 pm to
57 vaginas > 1 vagina
Posted by Walt OReilly
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Posted on 5/5/15 at 9:00 pm to
That's how many camels your worth ?
Posted by OleWar
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Posted on 5/5/15 at 9:01 pm to
You are in the sheep market then, not the Camel.
Posted by jmcs68
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Posted on 5/5/15 at 9:01 pm to
Yes Walt.
Posted by Walt OReilly
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Posted on 5/5/15 at 9:02 pm to
Is that good or bad?
Posted by Thib-a-doe Tiger
Member since Nov 2012
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Posted on 5/5/15 at 9:02 pm to
Well frick, now what am I supposed to do?
Posted by soccerfüt
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Posted on 5/5/15 at 9:04 pm to
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74

What's an hour with you run?

I have access to goats and sheep. They are the small change of the desert.

(I was born in West Virginia, but beastiality is not on my play card.)

I promise that you will giggle at some point or two or three towards the end of the hour.
Posted by jmcs68
Member since Sep 2012
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Posted on 5/5/15 at 9:05 pm to
No goat, no care.
Posted by Walt OReilly
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Posted on 5/5/15 at 9:05 pm to
Posted by jmcs68
Member since Sep 2012
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Posted on 5/5/15 at 9:06 pm to
Haha see my previous post.
Posted by The Boat
Member since Oct 2008
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Posted on 5/5/15 at 9:07 pm to
How much is your sweet sweet ex wife worth?
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