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How many $50 bills would you eat to get the same amount in return?

Posted on 12/21/16 at 9:03 am
Posted by WG_Dawg
Hoover
Member since Jun 2004
86468 posts
Posted on 12/21/16 at 9:03 am
Let's say there is a table that has a stack a foot high with $50 bills. Some new and crisp, some that have been circulated for a while. Basically a random mix. Your task (should you choose) is to take a bill off the top, put in your mouth, and swallow it. Whenever you feel like quitting, the imaginary host of this thing will give you however much money you just ate.

How many do you think you would put down?


eta: further clarification from page 2

-You may drink any beverage of your choosing
-You have a time limit of 1 hour
-No utensils, just your hands. If you want to tear them up into small portions or just crumble and eat whole, that's your choice.
-This is in one sitting- basically you can't get up and go to the bathroom, puke, take a breather, etc. You sit in a chair with the bucket of bills at your side.
-There is nothing else to aid you in this process other than your drink of choice. No boiling, no putting condiments on them, putting them in a sandwich, etc.

This post was edited on 12/21/16 at 10:27 am
Posted by Radiojones
The Twilight Zone
Member since Feb 2007
10728 posts
Posted on 12/21/16 at 9:04 am to
None
Posted by Lee to Toliver
Member since Oct 2011
5840 posts
Posted on 12/21/16 at 9:04 am to
zero
Posted by TheDeathValley
New Orleans, LA
Member since Sep 2010
17156 posts
Posted on 12/21/16 at 9:04 am to
I could probably put down 20-30 of those bad boys.
Posted by Salmon
On the trails
Member since Feb 2008
83558 posts
Posted on 12/21/16 at 9:05 am to
all of them?
Posted by PairofDucks
Member since Jul 2016
4992 posts
Posted on 12/21/16 at 9:05 am to
None.
Posted by dnm3305
Member since Feb 2009
13571 posts
Posted on 12/21/16 at 9:08 am to
Is puking an option and can I wash it down with beer? I would eat all that I could until I puked or shite my pants.
Posted by ThatMakesSense
Fort Lauderdale
Member since Aug 2015
14792 posts
Posted on 12/21/16 at 9:09 am to
Technically, your payout would be 2X.
Posted by WG_Dawg
Hoover
Member since Jun 2004
86468 posts
Posted on 12/21/16 at 9:09 am to
About the "none" answers...is it more so that you don't like the dirtiness of eating money or you just don't think the tradeoff is worth it?

I'm not poor enough to where I would NEED to do anything to get some money, but hell it's free money! I think I'd at least try to get 2 down then see how I feel from there.

Also for the "none"s....would you change your answer if it was $100 bills?
Posted by Salmon
On the trails
Member since Feb 2008
83558 posts
Posted on 12/21/16 at 9:10 am to
quote:

I'm not poor enough to where I would NEED to do anything to get some money


I just looked at my CC bill for this month

I'm eating till I'm sick
Posted by DollaChoppa
I Simp for ACC
Member since May 2008
84774 posts
Posted on 12/21/16 at 9:10 am to
quote:

all of them?


Yep
Posted by WG_Dawg
Hoover
Member since Jun 2004
86468 posts
Posted on 12/21/16 at 9:10 am to
quote:

Is puking an option


No, let's just take this at face value. Eat as many as you want until you dont' want to anymore. No trying to skirt the system.

quote:

can I wash it down with beer?


Sure, you can have a beverage to help wash it down.
Posted by Napoleon
Kenna
Member since Dec 2007
69078 posts
Posted on 12/21/16 at 9:12 am to
All of them, and I would shite in a bucket and launder the other fifties.
2x payout.
Posted by StrongBackWeakMind
Member since May 2014
22650 posts
Posted on 12/21/16 at 9:14 am to
For anyone that might be curious, that's approximately $139,550.

Dollar bill is .0043" thick.
.0043 * 2791 = 12.0013"
2791 * 50 = 139,550

ETA: Let's round down to $120,000 to add for the space between bills.

Assuming no lonterm negative health effects, I'm eating as many as possible.
This post was edited on 12/21/16 at 9:18 am
Posted by WG_Dawg
Hoover
Member since Jun 2004
86468 posts
Posted on 12/21/16 at 9:14 am to
nvm misunderstood
This post was edited on 12/21/16 at 9:15 am
Posted by Winston Cup
Dallas Cowboys Fan
Member since May 2016
65497 posts
Posted on 12/21/16 at 9:16 am to
$50
Make it $100 and im in

Anything less than $100 is for pussies
Posted by Wade Phillips
Member since Dec 2008
572 posts
Posted on 12/21/16 at 9:16 am to
Eating a few (less than 5) which presumably can be done with minimal harm to one's insides is not going to be worth it to most people who aren't extremely hard up for cash. Eating an amount of $50 bills that would actually make a financial impact would almost certainly do as much internal harm to offset the gain. This is before factoring in potential germ/disease contraction from eating contaminated money. So, overall, this discussion feels rather dumb. If someone was giving you $1,000 for each piece of paper money consumed, I'm sure many more people would break out the forks and knives.
Posted by Hot Carl
Prayers up for 3
Member since Dec 2005
59072 posts
Posted on 12/21/16 at 9:17 am to
All of those them
Posted by WG_Dawg
Hoover
Member since Jun 2004
86468 posts
Posted on 12/21/16 at 9:18 am to
quote:

this discussion feels rather dumb


quote:

How many $50 bills would you eat


ya don't say?
Posted by Fun Bunch
New Orleans
Member since May 2008
115738 posts
Posted on 12/21/16 at 9:18 am to
All of them
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