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how long have you kept a lie going?
Posted on 5/26/16 at 8:55 am
Posted on 5/26/16 at 8:55 am
I had a joke with some friends that I was homeless because of so much shite that was in my truck. one of them told his gf that. she believed him and next time I saw them I just so happened to joke about just showering at the truck stop on airline in st rose. she was always asking if I wanted to stay with them. lasted about 8 months.
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Posted on 5/26/16 at 8:57 am to Nado Jenkins83
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she was always asking if I wanted to stay with them.
She wanted that hobo dick!
Posted on 5/26/16 at 8:58 am to Nado Jenkins83
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Posted on 5/26/16 at 9:00 am to Nado Jenkins83
I faked an Australian accent when I was on Spring Break in Cabo San Lucas in 2009. I drunkenly decided to do it to pick up a girl from UCSB I met at a club one night. It worked, and she loved my "accent."
Little did I know, her and her friends were staying 2 doors down from us in the same hotel. I had to do it for the whole 4 days we were there, anytime we ran into her. It fricking sucked and my fake accent wasn't good at all, especially without piped-in club music and a bunch of alcohol to drown it out. She probably eventually caught on, and I felt like an a-hole.
My buddies still give me so much shite about that to this day.
Little did I know, her and her friends were staying 2 doors down from us in the same hotel. I had to do it for the whole 4 days we were there, anytime we ran into her. It fricking sucked and my fake accent wasn't good at all, especially without piped-in club music and a bunch of alcohol to drown it out. She probably eventually caught on, and I felt like an a-hole.
My buddies still give me so much shite about that to this day.
Posted on 5/26/16 at 9:00 am to Nado Jenkins83
It's not a lie, if you believe it.
Posted on 5/26/16 at 9:01 am to Bluefin
that's awesome
Posted on 5/26/16 at 9:05 am to Nado Jenkins83
10.5 years. I don't really change colors and i'm not really a tiger. So glad to finally get this off my chest.
Posted on 5/26/16 at 9:08 am to Nado Jenkins83
I convinced my brother and sister in law that I was really into Scientology and considering taking a position "the compound" for a few months.
Posted on 5/26/16 at 9:08 am to Nado Jenkins83
I didn't like tomatoes/ketchup as a child. For some reason when I was in elementary school, I just said I was allergic to it. Don't know why.
I kept it going until high school, when someone asked me how I could eat pizza.
I kept it going until high school, when someone asked me how I could eat pizza.
Posted on 5/26/16 at 9:09 am to colorchangintiger
36 years. ends today, feeling brave. going forward, I am gender non-conforming.
Posted on 5/26/16 at 9:13 am to Bluefin
that's awesome. Bored in 9th grade, my buddy introduced me by telephone to a girl he was friends with that lived in another town as "Dave" his friend from Melbourne, Australia. I kept it going for a few weeks (by telephone) and she ended up saying she was falling in love with me (Dave, from Melbourne) and all kinds of stuff. I got weirded out and told her I had to go back home but would call her but never did. I never ended up meeting her in person. I guess it was the 80's telephone version of Catfished.
Posted on 5/26/16 at 9:15 am to BigErn
I absolutely fricking despise pickles. Like their scent makes me nauseous. Only food I’m like that with. If pickle juice gets on my sandwich I either rip off that whole side of the sandwich or get a new one. I’ve been offered $20 to try and eat a sliced pickle off a burger when super drunk and I tried and projectile vomited everywhere.
In order to avoid this altogether, I tell restaurants I’m allergic to pickles all the time. They don’t mess around with your order when allergies are involved. (unless it’s that story from yesterday and peanuts)
It’s funny when a waitress/waiter calls me out and says “Are you allergic to cucumbers or vinegar?”. I just say “both”.
In order to avoid this altogether, I tell restaurants I’m allergic to pickles all the time. They don’t mess around with your order when allergies are involved. (unless it’s that story from yesterday and peanuts)
It’s funny when a waitress/waiter calls me out and says “Are you allergic to cucumbers or vinegar?”. I just say “both”.
Posted on 5/26/16 at 9:33 am to Bluefin
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My buddies still give me so much shite about that to this day.
Tell them to GTFO because
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It worked
Posted on 5/26/16 at 9:34 am to BigErn
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36 years. ends today, feeling brave. going forward, I am gender non-conforming.
It isn't really a lie if everyone always knew the entire time.
Posted on 5/26/16 at 9:36 am to Nado Jenkins83
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she was always asking if I wanted to stay with them. lasted about 8 months.
A lot of women love a fixer-upper.
Posted on 5/26/16 at 9:40 am to Nado Jenkins83
In high school I told some people that I had reached out to Leann Rimes about going to prom with me, and she said yes. When I was confronted by the principal about doing this whole big welcome thing for her, I knew I had to tell the truth.
Posted on 5/26/16 at 9:47 am to Bluefin
Pretty much this. I faked an Irish accent during a trip to Orlando and holy shite, keeping it up for different times and while in bed was difficult. Thankfully she wasn't anywhere near me though, I could have never done it that long.
Posted on 5/26/16 at 9:58 am to Nado Jenkins83
Last year of HS we had a really eccentric English teacher. He had a friend teaching an English class in San Francisco. We were set up with pen-pals, kind of weird for 17-18 yr olds, anyways.
I ended up with a girl, I just went full weird mode in my letters, telling her about my POG/Slammer collections, and always ending the note with a cheat code to some Nintendo game.
For some reason she actually dug it and wasn't creeped out, fast forward 2 years later when Facebook came out, she found me( I have a unique name). These were the days when a 'poke' actually turned into a poke. She actually wasn't terribly bad looking.
I ended up going to SF and getting jiggy with a pen-pal. I also brought her some POGS, still talk with her to this day.
I ended up with a girl, I just went full weird mode in my letters, telling her about my POG/Slammer collections, and always ending the note with a cheat code to some Nintendo game.
For some reason she actually dug it and wasn't creeped out, fast forward 2 years later when Facebook came out, she found me( I have a unique name). These were the days when a 'poke' actually turned into a poke. She actually wasn't terribly bad looking.
I ended up going to SF and getting jiggy with a pen-pal. I also brought her some POGS, still talk with her to this day.
Posted on 5/26/16 at 9:59 am to Bluefin
Did you hook up with her? Cuz if not, what was the point in keeping it going?
Edit: never mind. I see you said it worked.
Edit: never mind. I see you said it worked.
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Posted on 5/26/16 at 10:00 am to ThatMakesSense
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POG/Slammer collections
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