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How long does a roll of toilet paper last you?
Posted on 8/16/22 at 9:30 am
Posted on 8/16/22 at 9:30 am
I commissioned a roll on Saturday, July 23 in the year of our Lord 2022. It found its final resting place this morning, August 16, meaning it lasted 24 days.
I, as you all know, don't eat like shite and I'm not an alcoholic so I'm not shitting my pants all day like some unfortunate saps.
So, baws, how long does a roll of toilet paper last in your home?
I, as you all know, don't eat like shite and I'm not an alcoholic so I'm not shitting my pants all day like some unfortunate saps.
So, baws, how long does a roll of toilet paper last in your home?
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Posted on 8/16/22 at 9:31 am to Mingo Was His NameO
1-2 hours
Posted on 8/16/22 at 9:31 am to Mingo Was His NameO
Depends on the Bidet of the week
Posted on 8/16/22 at 9:32 am to Mingo Was His NameO
Wow, openly admitting to being a no bidet heathen in the year of our Lord 2022. Cringe.
Posted on 8/16/22 at 9:33 am to Mingo Was His NameO
Subtle brag that you cannot find a woman to live with you.
Posted on 8/16/22 at 9:34 am to Mingo Was His NameO
Are we taking the wife into account? If so, less than a week.
Posted on 8/16/22 at 9:35 am to Mingo Was His NameO
Me? A week.
My wife? A day
My wife? A day
Posted on 8/16/22 at 9:35 am to Mingo Was His NameO
Me? Sometimes a month
My wife? Sometimes a day it seems like.
I'm surprised we've never had major plumbing issues
My wife? Sometimes a day it seems like.
I'm surprised we've never had major plumbing issues
Posted on 8/16/22 at 9:35 am to Mingo Was His NameO
literal shite post
Posted on 8/16/22 at 9:35 am to Mingo Was His NameO
I wafflestomp so I’m still on the same roll for the year.
Posted on 8/16/22 at 9:35 am to Mingo Was His NameO
I reserve most of my poopies for the office toilet. My wife treats a tinkle like it's white Wednesday.
Posted on 8/16/22 at 9:38 am to Mingo Was His NameO
So you have not had a woman at your place in almost a month. Got it.
Posted on 8/16/22 at 9:10 pm to Mingo Was His NameO
Not long enough to prevent me from getting a bidet. Simple design, easy to install. It does the job.
This post was edited on 8/16/22 at 9:12 pm
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