re: Hit by pitch, he charges the mound to offer instant forgiveness

shite. I must be getting old. I though this was real for just over a minute.

Next thing I'll be doing is forwarding chain e-mails to me nieces and nephews.

Dont feel bad bro. A while back my mom got emailed an article from the onion with something along the lines of "the pope will get pedophelia down to an acceptible level". She apparently told everyone she new about this article and linked it on facebook and that is when the SHTF. About four other women shared it before a few other people started making fun of them for thinking it was real. We still pick on her about it.

I just hope for your sake that your family doesnt get wind of this.