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re: Hippies Declare National Emergency as heavy rains trap upwards of 70k at Burning Man

Posted on 9/3/23 at 9:51 am to
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
54329 posts
Posted on 9/3/23 at 9:51 am to
Seeing Xwitter run wild with rumors and conspiracies around this has been more fun and entertaining than I want to admit.
Posted by PassingThrough
Member since Sep 2021
2622 posts
Posted on 9/3/23 at 9:54 am to
Apparently possible murder has already happened.
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
146214 posts
Posted on 9/3/23 at 9:56 am to
They need to send in the Cajun Navy
Posted by lsuoilengr
Member since Aug 2008
4775 posts
Posted on 9/3/23 at 10:05 am to
I heard they are resorting to cannibalism already
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
146214 posts
Posted on 9/3/23 at 10:07 am to
Only the strong will survive
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
54329 posts
Posted on 9/3/23 at 10:08 am to
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I heard they are resorting to cannibalism already


Gotta be careful with that. Ebola-tainted people meat can cause big problems.
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
260754 posts
Posted on 9/3/23 at 10:09 am to
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They are still hippies. They're just older now and live in the suburbs with a family.


I havent seen a real hippie in decades. They are all LARPers today.

Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
146214 posts
Posted on 9/3/23 at 10:12 am to
I don’t imagine there are many hippies living in Alaska.

Just meth heads and alcoholics.

You do live in Alaska right? I can’t remember
Posted by MrLSU
Yellowstone, Val d'isere
Member since Jan 2004
25992 posts
Posted on 9/3/23 at 10:19 am to
Where in the Hell are Oprah and the Rock at right now? There is an opportunity to bolster their charity coffers right now.
Posted by Tridentds
Sugar Land
Member since Aug 2011
20399 posts
Posted on 9/3/23 at 10:19 am to
I'm pulling for Cholera and Dysentary....

Who's with me!!!
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
146214 posts
Posted on 9/3/23 at 10:21 am to
Gonna be another COVID outbreak

Those people are stranded there for another 3 days
Posted by Death Before Disco
Member since Dec 2009
6177 posts
Posted on 9/3/23 at 10:23 am to
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Burning Man is an event focused on "community, art, self-expression, and self-reliance"
LOL, some real poetic shite right there. The big freedom and independence festival gets shut down by some rain and mud and “declares a national emergency.” What a bunch of absolute clowns.
Posted by PsychTiger
Member since Jul 2004
99074 posts
Posted on 9/3/23 at 10:24 am to
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Gotta be careful with that. Ebola-tainted people meat can cause big problems.




Posted by redstick13
Lower Saxony
Member since Feb 2007
38531 posts
Posted on 9/3/23 at 10:25 am to
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Those people are stranded there for another 3 days


Gonna be nasty when those sump tanks fill up.

Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
146214 posts
Posted on 9/3/23 at 10:40 am to
Posted by Roll Tide Ravens
Birmingham, AL
Member since Nov 2015
42606 posts
Posted on 9/3/23 at 10:43 am to
I guess I’m failing to see how a flood at a festival in the desert constitutes a “national emergency.”
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
260754 posts
Posted on 9/3/23 at 10:46 am to
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Just meth heads and alcoholics.



You would know. Hows rehab?
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
146214 posts
Posted on 9/3/23 at 10:56 am to
I’ve never been to rehab loser

I’m not a quitter

How many times have you been to rehab and why did you move to Alaska?

Too many demons you had to escape from

Did you lose count of how many dicks you sucked for a crack rock?
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
260754 posts
Posted on 9/3/23 at 11:23 am to
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I’ve never been to rehab loser


Of course. You'll just OD at age 50.

Did your gender counseling go well?
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
260754 posts
Posted on 9/3/23 at 11:24 am to
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and why did you move to Alaska?


Because Louisiana fricking sucks, Juneau is awesome.

Far less addicts and ne'er do wells than Louisiana.

Sorry you are too poor to escape.
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