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High School Band Teacher Resigns After Porn Star Double Life Exposed

Posted on 9/18/15 at 2:11 pm
Posted by Shexter
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Posted on 9/18/15 at 2:11 pm


https://www.fox29.com/trending/21396344-story

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Kristin Sundman, 31, an assistant band director at Kent, Ohio’s Theodore Roosevelt High School, has resigned her position because it was discovered that she was moonlighting as an Internet porn star on the side.




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According to The Daily Caller, Sundman appears to have been in several videos engaging in sexual acts with other women as well as by herself in the shower.


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Sundman had been assistant band director at the high school for eight years prior to her double-life being revealed.

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Sundman’s Twitter account, @melodyXXXtune, appears to have been deactivated.



Posted by Geauxld Finger
Baton Rouge
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Posted on 9/18/15 at 2:11 pm to
her expertise is the flute amirite?
Posted by dagrippa
Saigon
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Posted on 9/18/15 at 2:12 pm to
that's not porn
Posted by soccerfüt
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Posted on 9/18/15 at 2:12 pm to
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Kristin Sundman, 31, an assistant band director at Kent, Ohio’s Theodore Roosevelt High School

Instead of taking San Juan Hill she licked Santa Juanita's Mound.
Posted by TigerNlc
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Posted on 9/18/15 at 2:13 pm to
Totally hypothetical question but where would one find a video of her?
Posted by Meauxjeaux
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Posted on 9/18/15 at 2:13 pm to
This one time, at band camp.............
Posted by BRgetthenet
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Posted on 9/18/15 at 2:14 pm to
She fine baws.


Prolly has herpes doe.
Posted by Green Chili Tiger
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Posted on 9/18/15 at 2:16 pm to
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that's not porn....


....It's a space station!
Posted by joeking
Birmingham, AL
Member since Sep 2015
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Posted on 9/18/15 at 2:16 pm to
i'd let her blow my horn
Posted by undrafted
DHA
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Posted on 9/18/15 at 2:17 pm to
talk about the easiest job for people you work with to find out that THAT is your side job
Posted by Mouth
Member since Jan 2008
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Posted on 9/18/15 at 2:17 pm to
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her expertise is the skin flute amirite?


there. much better.
Posted by Green Chili Tiger
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Posted on 9/18/15 at 2:20 pm to
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her expertise is the flute amirite?


Based on this:

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Sundman appears to have been in several videos engaging in sexual acts with other women as well as by herself in the shower.


Seems like she's more accustomed to running scales on the pink harmonica.
Posted by chalmetteowl
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Posted on 9/18/15 at 2:23 pm to
she couldn't just say that that wasn't her? bc who the hell recognizes someone in it?
Posted by Shexter
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Member since Feb 2014
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Posted on 9/18/15 at 2:26 pm to
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where would one find a video of her?


I found screenshots of the videos very easily.
This post was edited on 9/18/15 at 2:37 pm
Posted by Guess
Down The Road
Member since Jun 2009
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Posted on 9/18/15 at 2:30 pm to
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Totally hypothetical question but where would one find a video of her?



Hypothetically, if you just google her twitter handle "melodyXXXtune," I'd say some links will pop up on the first page.
This post was edited on 9/18/15 at 2:32 pm
Posted by LaBR4
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Posted on 9/18/15 at 2:32 pm to
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her expertise is the skin flute


Posted by USAF Hart
My House
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Posted on 9/18/15 at 2:36 pm to
I'd let her put her two lips on my organ
Posted by Shexter
Prairieville
Member since Feb 2014
13881 posts
Posted on 9/18/15 at 2:36 pm to
yep, click on the "fotos e videos" link in the comments section on a certain website.

Every Joe in the world should know how to do that...



ETA: link in comments section has been removed
This post was edited on 9/18/15 at 2:54 pm
Posted by TheAlmightySmash
New Orleans
Member since Jun 2014
5479 posts
Posted on 9/18/15 at 2:40 pm to
when I was in high school the band guy's name was "the musical mullet". would have killed to have an OT 3 as a music teacher over him.
Posted by PrideofTheSEC
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2012
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Posted on 9/18/15 at 2:44 pm to
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