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re: Have you ever pissed in somebody's backyard pool?

Posted on 7/7/15 at 4:30 pm to
Posted by Grouper Picatta
Sarasota,FL
Member since Mar 2013
1590 posts
Posted on 7/7/15 at 4:30 pm to
I go inside and use their toilet usually pissing on the toilet seat. I pee in my own though
This post was edited on 7/7/15 at 4:31 pm
Posted by Taurus
Loozianna
Member since Feb 2015
4955 posts
Posted on 7/7/15 at 4:34 pm to
Back in the 80's my friend had two signs made. One read, "You are in our swimming ool, there is no "p" in it and we like to keep it that way."

Second sign read, "If there is a red cloud in our pool, then you just put the "p" in it."
Posted by ShoeBang
Member since May 2012
19349 posts
Posted on 7/7/15 at 4:40 pm to
My brother learned the hard way that there is a big difference in people's reactions peeing in the pool vs peeing into the pool
Posted by IonaTiger
The Commonwealth Of Virginia
Member since Mar 2006
33053 posts
Posted on 7/7/15 at 4:42 pm to
Only from the diving board.
Posted by lsuwontonwrap
Member since Aug 2012
34147 posts
Posted on 7/7/15 at 4:42 pm to
Come 4pm the OT gets weird.
Posted by SoFresh
New Orleans
Member since May 2010
3068 posts
Posted on 7/7/15 at 4:44 pm to
quote:

Have you ever pissed in somebody's


Pool? Yes.

Cheerios? Yes.
Posted by TheDudewithoutaRug
Member since Jan 2015
73 posts
Posted on 7/7/15 at 4:55 pm to
Some a-hole used to take shits in my pool when I was younger, after discovering it wasn't the dogs, that bastard wasn't allowed back over lmao.
Posted by AthensRattler
Classic City, GA
Member since Dec 2013
911 posts
Posted on 7/7/15 at 6:12 pm to
quote:

Some a-hole used to take shits in my pool when I was younger, after discovering it wasn't the dogs, that bastard wasn't allowed back over lmao.



Ahhhh...the old wet release. I like to go under water and blow a little air out to achieve neutral buoyancy. Then you slide the trunks down and let nature take its course.
Posted by Agforlife
Somewhere in the Brazos Valley
Member since Nov 2012
20102 posts
Posted on 7/7/15 at 6:17 pm to
Yeah but I had to climb on the roof to be able to clear the fence.
Posted by lsutigersFTW
Lafayette
Member since Jun 2008
7335 posts
Posted on 7/7/15 at 6:19 pm to
Probably the legit only time a topic can be called for a trashy or not question.

And hell no. Trashy and disrespectful.
Posted by mach316
Jonesboro, AR
Member since Jul 2012
4774 posts
Posted on 7/7/15 at 6:21 pm to
When I was a kid, sure!
Posted by achenator
Member since Oct 2014
2944 posts
Posted on 7/7/15 at 7:15 pm to
On a related note, they keep playing that commercial over and over again for the lazy river at the zoo. My wife says "THAT IS A RIVER OF PISS" lol
Posted by rsbd
banks of the Mississippi
Member since Jan 2007
22157 posts
Posted on 7/7/15 at 8:43 pm to
I use to jump the fence and piss in my neighbors pool every night during the summer when I was a kid.. fun times
Posted by REB BEER
Laffy Yet
Member since Dec 2010
16168 posts
Posted on 7/7/15 at 8:43 pm to
Last summer my buddy got a keg for the 4th and about 6 of us sat in the pool all day and tried to finish it.

No one ever got out to pee in 8 hours. I think the water rose about 6 inches as the day went on.
Posted by Captain Crown
Member since Jun 2011
50676 posts
Posted on 7/7/15 at 8:43 pm to
only when drunk
Posted by iAmBatman
The Batcave
Member since Mar 2011
12382 posts
Posted on 7/7/15 at 8:44 pm to
Every single person that's been in it...part of it baw
Posted by Fat and Happy
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2013
16969 posts
Posted on 7/7/15 at 9:05 pm to
I can't remember the last time I got out of a pool to pee.

Posted by BamaHater
Houston
Member since Sep 2003
13536 posts
Posted on 7/7/15 at 9:07 pm to
Back in the day we had some white trash neighbors that lived across the street from us. I mean they would park in the street, leave shite all over their front lawn, and did not really mow their lawn on the regular. Well one day we invited them over to come swimming in our pool. Late that afternoon we see a brown turd floating in the pool. Turns out the younger daughter pinched out a loaf in the water and it floated to the top. Was really nasty. Needless to say they never came swimming again at our house.
This post was edited on 7/7/15 at 9:09 pm
Posted by Sofa King Crimson
3rd Ward
Member since Nov 2008
4134 posts
Posted on 7/7/15 at 9:11 pm to
I have never been in a pool and not peed.
Posted by Drop4Loss
Birds Eye Of Deaf Valley
Member since Oct 2007
3851 posts
Posted on 7/7/15 at 9:29 pm to
I piss in mine every day

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