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re: Have you ever been caught by your SO.....
Posted on 2/4/19 at 3:31 pm to ShoeBang
Posted on 2/4/19 at 3:31 pm to ShoeBang
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Liar. If you ever just had a little shart, that counts. I don't know one adult male who doesn't have a story about pooping themselves at least once, even if it was just a little mudd butt fart that caused them to go commando for the day.
I've had mud butt fart but nothing more than something that just needs a good wiping. Not had anything that's caused me to go commando or anything where I would consider it "shitty myself"
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Posted on 2/4/19 at 3:33 pm to whoisnickdoobs
Never had the horrible hangover shits and trusted the wrong fart, causing a little pooey liquid to squirt out, making it mandatory that you go find some toilet paper ASAP?
I'm not talking about a full diaper here guys. Just a little poo goo coming out at an inopportune time.
I'm not talking about a full diaper here guys. Just a little poo goo coming out at an inopportune time.
Posted on 2/4/19 at 3:41 pm to TheCaterpillar
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Never had the horrible hangover shits and trusted the wrong fart, causing a little pooey liquid to squirt out, making it mandatory that you go find some toilet paper ASAP?
I'm not talking about a full diaper here guys. Just a little poo goo coming out at an inopportune time.
I mean, probably. That doesn't count as "shitting yourself" though. If you don't have to change your draws it shouldn't be called shitting yourself. That's just having a dirty arse.
Posted on 2/4/19 at 3:41 pm to TheCaterpillar
quote:
Never had the horrible hangover shits and trusted the wrong fart, causing a little pooey liquid to squirt out, making it mandatory that you go find some toilet paper ASAP?
I'm not talking about a full diaper here guys. Just a little poo goo coming out at an inopportune time.
I've full on shite my pants at least twice as an adult that I can think of
Posted on 2/4/19 at 3:50 pm to fallguy_1978
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I've full on shite my pants at least twice as an adult that I can think of
I've got one incident that comes to mind immediately as well.
You haven't lived until you wipe your arse with your socks behind a townhouse dumpster and then try to figure out your next move from there.
Posted on 2/4/19 at 3:51 pm to fallguy_1978
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I've full on shite my pants at least twice as an adult that I can think of
I've done it once. Hammered drunk in college in the middle of the crowd at Voodoo Fest. Full on dam break. Poop just kept coming as I was trying to plow through the crowds to the portapotties.
Got naked, tossed the boxers, cleaned up with wet napkins, and partied another 12 hours in Nola
But I still think a bad shart counts as shitting yourself. If you have to stop what you're doing to scoot to the bathroom to wipe poo goo out of your crack, that is shitting yourself.
ETA:
To this day, I'm fairly certain some "party stuff" I ingested was cut with ex-lax
This post was edited on 2/4/19 at 3:52 pm
Posted on 2/4/19 at 3:54 pm to GreyWhiskers
quote:
Why jerk off when you got the real thing with you?
Jerry Seinfeld:
It's easier for a woman not to do it than a man, we have to do it, it's part of our lifestyle. It's like shaving.
Elaine Benes:
Oh, that is such baloney! I shave my legs.
Cosmo Kramer:
[while eating] Not everyday.
Posted on 2/4/19 at 3:56 pm to ShoeBang
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You haven't lived until you wipe your arse with your socks behind a townhouse dumpster and then try to figure out your next move from there.
In my 20s I was walking out of the house for work and trusted a fart that I shouldn't have. I probably had been out drinking the night before.
Called my boss and told him that I was going to be late because I shite my pants. He said "well, I know you weren't just making up an excuse"
Posted on 2/4/19 at 3:56 pm to TheCaterpillar
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Full on dam break.
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I'm fairly certain some "party stuff" I ingested was cut with ex-lax
The cause of my ruptured septic tank was dropping buffalo wild wings and Guinness on top of the beer shits from the night before. By the time my drunken sphincter let me know it was go time, I couldn't make it back to my buddy's place in time. Speed walking compounded the issue.
Posted on 2/4/19 at 3:58 pm to TheCaterpillar
I am laughing entirely too much at this description
Posted on 2/4/19 at 4:09 pm to ShoeBang
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Speed walking compounded the issue.
Movement, especially quick movement, compounds the issue. I wish I had just sat on the ground and started trying to meditate the poo away.
It moves the process faster like Joey Chestnut dancing up and down to get the soggy buns down his throat.
Posted on 2/4/19 at 4:18 pm to TheCaterpillar
Well, this thread sure took a dramatic turn.
Posted on 2/4/19 at 4:48 pm to TigerMak
This thread is awesome. It's talking about two of my favorite things. Jerking off and shitting.
Posted on 2/4/19 at 4:48 pm to PortHudsonPlaya
Wasn't watching it but she had my laptop and saw my history. She got all pissy and mad about it. Especially since it black and asian when she was hispanic. Maybe because my ex before her was asian 
Posted on 2/4/19 at 5:47 pm to PortHudsonPlaya
Why would you use a t shirt? I just wash my hands in the sink when I need to release and then wipe them with a cloth
Posted on 2/4/19 at 7:50 pm to PortHudsonPlaya
The only time I came close to crapping myself was while peeing in the toilet, and I was naked thank goodness, I farted and a turd hit the floor.
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