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re: Have you ever been caught by your SO.....
Posted on 2/4/19 at 2:28 pm to WaltTeevens
Posted on 2/4/19 at 2:28 pm to WaltTeevens
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This can't be a serious question.
Why are you dating/married to some wildebeest
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Posted on 2/4/19 at 2:28 pm to TH03
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Most guys here have wives who won't frick them.
Gotcha. I understand now.
Posted on 2/4/19 at 2:29 pm to PortHudsonPlaya
“Either I’m gonna finish me, or you’re going to finish me. Make up your mind now because this nut is getting busted”
Posted on 2/4/19 at 2:29 pm to GreyWhiskers
Yeah they're the types of guys who call it "anniversary sex" or "vacation sex" since it happens once a blue moon.
Posted on 2/4/19 at 2:30 pm to GreyWhiskers
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Why jerk off when you got the real thing with you?
Found the not married guy
Posted on 2/4/19 at 2:30 pm to Slagathor
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As long as you're not:
A)bothering me for it at inconvenient times
B)withholding it from me when it's business time
So this seems pretty one sided.
Posted on 2/4/19 at 2:31 pm to TH03
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Most guys here have wives who won't frick them.
My wife and I have plenty of fun.
But sometimes, after a long day for each of us, and she's asleep early and I've had a couple scotches while watching HBO late at night in the man cave, I might try to "relax" a little more
Posted on 2/4/19 at 2:31 pm to PortHudsonPlaya
Not yet.
Posted on 2/4/19 at 2:32 pm to Slagathor
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As long as you're not:
A)bothering me for it at inconvenient times
B)withholding it from me when it's business time
This is hypocritical AF FYI.
Posted on 2/4/19 at 2:32 pm to ShoeBang
quote:
So this seems pretty one sided.
I never said I let him drive the bus.
And Caterpillar, I was 0.05% joking about that.
This post was edited on 2/4/19 at 2:33 pm
Posted on 2/4/19 at 2:33 pm to TH03
quote:
Most guys here have wives who won't frick them.
Yeh bc thats the only reason to beat off
every guy , whether they have sex all the time or not, will get the urge all of a sudden and take care of themselves...the ones who don't admit it are liarsPosted on 2/4/19 at 2:35 pm to Topwater Trout
I'm only talking about the guys who have to jerk it because that's the only action they get.
That's different than what you and caterpillar are talking about.
That's different than what you and caterpillar are talking about.
Posted on 2/4/19 at 2:36 pm to PortHudsonPlaya
Yes and she’s almost always join in. Sometimes she’d just ignore and keep doing whatever she was doing. And then sometimes she’d try real hard to just ignore and do what she was doing but then go ah shite and join in anways. This was before married and during.
Posted on 2/4/19 at 2:38 pm to PortHudsonPlaya
At least you didn't have your phone still bluetoothed to the outdoor gym speaker when you fired up the porn like I did. Fml
Posted on 2/4/19 at 2:38 pm to PortHudsonPlaya
If you have to jerk off there is no reason for her to get bitter. She should either be happy she did not have to be involved or disappointed that she’s not satisfying you. Either way, it really is win/win. She didn’t want to have sex and you didn’t find some random woman to satisfy your needs.
This post was edited on 2/4/19 at 2:44 pm
Posted on 2/4/19 at 2:40 pm to jkylejohnson
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At least you didn't have your phone still bluetoothed to the outdoor gym speaker when you fired up the porn like I did. Fml
See bottom of page 1. Glad I'm not the only dumbass that's done this. Mine was in the kitchen though
Posted on 2/4/19 at 2:43 pm to fallguy_1978
Fall guy 1978
Oh wow. Mine was outside on one of those loud tailgater speakers I keep out there for workin out. Talk about awkward. I played dumb. Lol
Oh wow. Mine was outside on one of those loud tailgater speakers I keep out there for workin out. Talk about awkward. I played dumb. Lol
Posted on 2/4/19 at 2:44 pm to Topwater Trout
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Yeh bc thats the only reason to beat off every guy , whether they have sex all the time or not, will get the urge all of a sudden and take care of themselves...the ones who don't admit it are liars
Reminds me of one of my favorite quotes:
There are two kinds of people in this world: People who have shite themselves...and liars.
This can be applied to the mastering of their own domain as well.
Posted on 2/4/19 at 2:45 pm to PortHudsonPlaya
quote:nope, however i say this because of the definition of the word "caught".
Have you ever been caught by your SO.....
Posted on 2/4/19 at 2:48 pm to TH03
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Yeah they're the types of guys who call it "anniversary sex" or "vacation sex" since it happens once a blue moon.
I was there once. Never again. I haven’t gone more than a week in over a year now. Haven’t gone over a month in 6 years.
If i’m Not getting it from my woman at home, i’ll be getting it somewhere else
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