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re: Have Female Friends = Not A Slayer (Theory) (Pic of Slayer)

Posted on 3/20/16 at 10:06 am to
Posted by stout
Smoking Crack with Hunter Biden
Member since Sep 2006
167141 posts
Posted on 3/20/16 at 10:06 am to
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I have female friends, most of which I've nailed many times


quote:

I can tell you that looks don't mean as much as you think



Well you have an unfair advantage. I doubt there is a dry set of panties in the room once they get a look at your knuckles.
Posted by Godfather1
What WAS St George, Louisiana
Member since Oct 2006
79626 posts
Posted on 3/20/16 at 10:07 am to
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Portrait of a poon slayer


Five, to be exact.
Posted by Hammertime
Will trade dowsing rod for titties
Member since Jan 2012
43030 posts
Posted on 3/20/16 at 10:08 am to
I used to get much, much, much more when I was younger and getting into more trouble.
Posted by rocket31
Member since Jan 2008
41819 posts
Posted on 3/20/16 at 10:09 am to
Clearly. Your post supports my theory
Posted by Hammertime
Will trade dowsing rod for titties
Member since Jan 2012
43030 posts
Posted on 3/20/16 at 10:11 am to
Not so much. Everyone has grown up, gotten married, started careers, etc. Hell, I rarely even see girls throughout my day to day activities now
Posted by NIH
Member since Aug 2008
112556 posts
Posted on 3/20/16 at 10:12 am to
Hammertime trolls all day on internet sports message boards. I highly doubt he's a "slayer".
Posted by rocket31
Member since Jan 2008
41819 posts
Posted on 3/20/16 at 10:14 am to
Idk.

I troll too. But I've been in monk mode for a couple months
Posted by Paige
Vice President of the OT
Member since Oct 2010
84748 posts
Posted on 3/20/16 at 10:15 am to
Rocket, I heard you were attractive

What would you rate your facial aesthetics since you won't post a pic?
Posted by Hammertime
Will trade dowsing rod for titties
Member since Jan 2012
43030 posts
Posted on 3/20/16 at 10:15 am to
Sitting in class most of the time. Plus I live in Metairie. Not the best quality here
Posted by NIH
Member since Aug 2008
112556 posts
Posted on 3/20/16 at 10:16 am to
We all troll from to time but anyone who makes up stories about getting into fights on message boards probably masterbates on chatroulette.
Posted by Paul Allen
Montauk, NY
Member since Nov 2007
75163 posts
Posted on 3/20/16 at 10:16 am to
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I live in Metairie


You call that living?
Posted by LSU9102
West of the Mississippi
Member since Mar 2007
2474 posts
Posted on 3/20/16 at 10:19 am to
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You do understand that most girls want to frick just as much as guys, right? Over the past five or so years, they have just become a lot more open about it IMHO



Is it a certain age group or if they are married or not?
We all know that married guys don't get sex after a year or so.
This post was edited on 3/20/16 at 10:21 am
Posted by Lsupimp
Ersatz Amerika-97.6% phony & fake
Member since Nov 2003
78373 posts
Posted on 3/20/16 at 10:19 am to
You are as worthless and unreadable here as you are on the PT. That's quite a dubious achievement. You set the bar as low as it goes and somehow manage to slide under it. Solid work.
Posted by Hammertime
Will trade dowsing rod for titties
Member since Jan 2012
43030 posts
Posted on 3/20/16 at 10:20 am to
I call that a smart decision. I live like a mile from the chocolate city if I need to get there
Posted by rocket31
Member since Jan 2008
41819 posts
Posted on 3/20/16 at 10:23 am to
I've been rated as high 8.5 and as low as 6.5 by facial aesthetics enthusiasts
Posted by MusclesofBrussels
Member since Dec 2015
4449 posts
Posted on 3/20/16 at 10:45 am to
You've got to be the most insecure guy on this site
Posted by rocket31
Member since Jan 2008
41819 posts
Posted on 3/20/16 at 10:46 am to
narcissists can be insecure, but im cool with it
Posted by NIH
Member since Aug 2008
112556 posts
Posted on 3/20/16 at 10:47 am to
Narcissists 4 Bernie
Posted by foshizzle
Washington DC metro
Member since Mar 2008
40599 posts
Posted on 3/20/16 at 10:53 am to
Chloroform makes anyone a slayer.
Posted by ThaKaptin
The Sultan of Swag
Member since Nov 2010
21741 posts
Posted on 3/20/16 at 10:53 am to
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Ya. Most slayers would never get married.

Theory confirmed



I was never a slayer. I however had a few friends that were, which I totally took advantage of by getting rich off their castoffs (which were still pretty damn hot themselves).

All of them except for 1 is now married in their late 30's, and he might as well be. He and is SO have been together for years, live together, have like 5 dogs, are having a kid together.....

its called growing up. You might get there one day if you dont die of AIDS from all your "slaying" first.
This post was edited on 3/20/16 at 10:54 am
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