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re: Have any of you guys ever faked an orgasm with your wife?

Posted on 4/16/17 at 1:38 am to
Posted by lsu480
Downtown Scottsdale
Member since Oct 2007
92877 posts
Posted on 4/16/17 at 1:38 am to
Not my wife but I have before for sure, sometimes you just can't cum and need an excuse to stop
Posted by mikelbr
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
47540 posts
Posted on 4/16/17 at 1:38 am to
Children.

Just go down on her right after you fake it to clean up. Not only will you get away with it, she'll think you're the kinkiest motherfricker she's ever met.

You're welcome.
Posted by TSLG
Member since Mar 2014
6724 posts
Posted on 4/16/17 at 2:19 am to
Not with a wife, but I won an oscar one time. My oscar was taken away a few minutes later after she went to the bathroom.

Of course, I had to listen to "who you been fricking" and "why would you do that" for the next few hours.

A brother who wants to sleep can't win, bc all you frickers will rape a hole in a tree if you think that you can get away with it.
Posted by redstick13
Lower Saxony
Member since Feb 2007
38620 posts
Posted on 4/16/17 at 9:27 am to
quote:

Don't give up. Just try again in the morning.


That's my strategy.
Posted by shotcaller1
Member since Oct 2014
7501 posts
Posted on 4/16/17 at 9:29 am to
quote:

A brother who wants to sleep can't win, bc all you frickers will rape a hole in a tree if you think that you can get away with


Posted by redstick13
Lower Saxony
Member since Feb 2007
38620 posts
Posted on 4/16/17 at 9:31 am to
Posted by Rouge
Floston Paradise
Member since Oct 2004
136854 posts
Posted on 4/16/17 at 9:33 am to
quote:

ever faked an orgasm
every time with a condom
Posted by jmarto1
Houma, LA/ Las Vegas, NV
Member since Mar 2008
34087 posts
Posted on 4/16/17 at 9:39 am to
quote:

sometimes you just can't cum and need an excuse to stop


Yep, especially as a I get older. Women really do think we are non-stop fricking machines. Also, there is the good "wore that pussy out" sore and "you're hurting all day because I was pounding on it trying to cum" sore. The latter usually has a healthy dose of bitching with it.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
73856 posts
Posted on 4/16/17 at 9:46 am to
quote:

Just go down on her right after you fake it to clean up. Not only will you get away with it, she'll think you're the kinkiest motherfricker she's ever met.


you sick frick



don't change a bit
Posted by Kcrad
Diamondhead
Member since Nov 2010
55053 posts
Posted on 4/16/17 at 9:51 am to
So, you won't ever reproduce, excellent.
Posted by dat yat
Chef Pass
Member since Jun 2011
4345 posts
Posted on 4/16/17 at 10:16 am to
I have when too drunk/tired to finish. Got away with it a few times and got caught a few. If you just fess up when caught, they understand and you get morning sex.

This Lexapro stuff that is supposed to cure depression: seems like it would make things worse if you couldn't have good sex. Is it worth it?
Posted by Evil Little Thing
Member since Jul 2013
11261 posts
Posted on 4/16/17 at 10:18 am to
Lexapro is the absolute worst orgasm killer. It made me feel preternaturally happy, but orgasms were impossible. Eff that.
Posted by Cromulent
Down the Bayou
Member since Oct 2016
2821 posts
Posted on 4/16/17 at 10:26 am to
Marry a gymnast. Problem solved.
Posted by vengeanceofrain
depends
Member since Jun 2013
12465 posts
Posted on 4/16/17 at 11:20 am to
Yeah I'm not bullshitting you can forget having an orgasm on lexapro. We will put a man on mars before a man can orgasm on lexapro.

I have severe depression so I need it and yes it's worth it. Plus I always masturbated too much and lexapeo put a stop to it there is no point. I used two or three times a day. I haven't masturbated once in 2017


I have awesome sex I just don't but. Think of it as. .....an internal condom lol
This post was edited on 4/16/17 at 11:21 am
Posted by terriblegreen
Souf Badden Rewage
Member since Aug 2011
9677 posts
Posted on 4/16/17 at 11:20 am to
I have. Evolution peptides.
Posted by Lsudx256
DFW
Member since Mar 2016
2911 posts
Posted on 4/16/17 at 8:11 pm to
It's hard to do when she always wants it on her neck.
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