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Has your woman ever accidentally almost killed you?
Posted on 7/27/15 at 10:51 am
Posted on 7/27/15 at 10:51 am
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Posted on 7/27/15 at 10:53 am to djangochained
No, thanks for asking though.
Posted on 7/27/15 at 10:53 am to djangochained
Glad to see his friends rushed in to help
Posted on 7/27/15 at 10:54 am to djangochained
Yep. Every time she drives.
Posted on 7/27/15 at 10:59 am to djangochained
I caught my wife with one of my elbows one time. Thought I killed her.
This post was edited on 7/27/15 at 11:09 am
Posted on 7/27/15 at 10:59 am to djangochained
He should have listened to her and it would not have been a problem they had a guy 10 feet from the bank not even in waist deep water.
Posted on 7/27/15 at 11:00 am to djangochained
Yes, jokingly pointed loaded rifle at me. She SAID she didn't think it was loaded .
Posted on 7/27/15 at 11:01 am to fisherbm1112
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He should have listened to her and it would not have been a problem they had a guy 10 feet from the bank not even in waist deep water.
She probably did him a favor honestly.
Posted on 7/27/15 at 11:02 am to djangochained
I was replacing a flood light outside and had the breaker turned off. She came home from work and the the light to the laundry room wouldn't come on so she took it upon herself to flip the breaker. luckily I saw the the outdoor fan come on before I started hooking everything back up. She also hit me with a sand wedge when she threw it while I was in the process of dispatching a copperhead on the back porch. My wife has an MBA but was some how unaware that a snake keeps moving even after its head has been removed. After getting hit with the club she actually asked me if the snakes head could reattach itself. I honestly just stared at her because I could not come up with a response that would not have left me in the dog house.
This post was edited on 7/27/15 at 11:04 am
Posted on 7/27/15 at 11:03 am to djangochained
She gave me some bomb head for my birthday that almost caused a seizure.
Posted on 7/27/15 at 11:04 am to djangochained
The guy with the camera sounded like the friends from the movie Orange County
Posted on 7/27/15 at 11:05 am to djangochained
Spending time with her makes me feel dead on the inside. That counts I guess.
Posted on 7/27/15 at 11:05 am to Commandeaux
When my wife told me the dentist said both kids will need braces...
Posted on 7/27/15 at 11:11 am to djangochained
One time I was sleeping in our bedroom and she approached me with a big steak knife. I heard something outside so I woke up. She had the knife lifted above her head. Startled and with nervous laughter, I asked her what she was doing. She had an evil look on her face that quickly changed. She giggled and said she was filming a youtube prank video. I asked her where the camera was but she couldn't tell me and asked me to go back to sleep.
Earlier that evening she caught me watching porn on my computer. To this day I wonder if she was really filming a prank.
Earlier that evening she caught me watching porn on my computer. To this day I wonder if she was really filming a prank.
Posted on 7/27/15 at 11:14 am to djangochained
Not accidentally. It's purposeful.
Posted on 7/27/15 at 11:15 am to djangochained
Some guy on here posted a while ago that his gf/wife had some kind of anxiety problem and had pulled a gun on him thinking he was an intruder on a few occasions. Don't know how that worked out.
Posted on 7/27/15 at 11:19 am to Navytiger74
he ded
Posted on 7/27/15 at 11:22 am to Perrydawg
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After getting hit with the club she actually asked me if the snakes head could reattach itself. I honestly just stared at her because I could not come up with a response that would not have left me in the dog house.
Posted on 7/27/15 at 11:23 am to djangochained
Not kill me but, she did drop a knife off the counter that stuck in to the top of my foot..
Posted on 7/27/15 at 11:23 am to Commandeaux
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She gave me some bomb head for my birthday that almost caused a seizure.
I have had one, and only one, nosebleed in my life. It was right after my wife drained me.
No one ever suspects the little goody goody.
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