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Groom sparks outrage over his vows after telling his bride he promises to 'smack that a**
Posted on 12/18/23 at 4:03 pm
Posted on 12/18/23 at 4:03 pm
I swear i first read that as “snack that a**”.. which is why i thought it was post worthy.. I guess what he actually said wasnt as bad or as trashy as if he’d been talking about eating a**… but still…..
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Posted on 12/18/23 at 4:05 pm to BK Lounge
That's a lot of smacking area.
Posted on 12/18/23 at 4:06 pm to BK Lounge
She is caked up. I'd give him that.
Posted on 12/18/23 at 4:06 pm to BK Lounge
I mean what's wrong with a butt smack?
Posted on 12/18/23 at 4:07 pm to BK Lounge
After she hopped off the stair master Id slap that arse.
Posted on 12/18/23 at 4:07 pm to BK Lounge
He's gonna wear himself out.
Posted on 12/18/23 at 4:08 pm to BK Lounge
“I love the way you look at me
I love the way you smack my arse
I love the dirty things you do
I have control of you”
I love the way you smack my arse
I love the dirty things you do
I have control of you”
Posted on 12/18/23 at 4:10 pm to teke184
That's a battalion's worth of a** to smack
Posted on 12/18/23 at 4:11 pm to BK Lounge
Not attacking you with this comment:
Why in the ever loving frick is this a story?
Why in the ever loving frick is this a story?
Posted on 12/18/23 at 4:14 pm to BK Lounge
It was his only "vow" to her
She clearly picked a real winner. Trashy.
Posted on 12/18/23 at 4:15 pm to BK Lounge
Smack it up, flip it and rub it down……
Posted on 12/18/23 at 4:16 pm to BK Lounge
I hope he has some PPE so he doesn't hurt himself on dat arse.
Posted on 12/18/23 at 4:18 pm to RazorBroncs
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It was his only "vow" to her
I mean, he could have at least had something else in there.
I promise to love you,
Put no other above you,
Every day of my life Til I pass,
Through the low and the high,
Every time you walk by,
I'm a get a big smack on your arse.
Posted on 12/18/23 at 4:31 pm to BK Lounge
This is stupid. People don’t know their relationship. For all we know in their conversations she may have told him she likes her arse spanked and told her that he better do it every chance he gets because it makes her feel good about herself.
Posted on 12/18/23 at 4:33 pm to BK Lounge
frick the haters, Cody. I bet Kaitlin can cook.
Posted on 12/18/23 at 4:36 pm to BK Lounge
Smacking arse is the foundation of any thriving marriage, but sticking it in your vows is a bit much.
Also, dat arse
Also, dat arse
This post was edited on 12/18/23 at 4:37 pm
Posted on 12/18/23 at 4:37 pm to prostyleoffensetime
I give 'em a year
Posted on 12/18/23 at 4:38 pm to BK Lounge
Not the time or the place, but maybe she likes that. 
Posted on 12/18/23 at 4:43 pm to BK Lounge
Posted on 12/18/23 at 4:45 pm to JetsetNuggs
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Why in the ever loving frick is this a story?
Id like to think the OP was just sharing some big booty pics brah
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