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re: Girls that are always Cold
Posted on 7/13/14 at 6:36 am to Fearthehat0307
Posted on 7/13/14 at 6:36 am to Fearthehat0307
quote:
damn son. my house is set on 81
I actually started sweating reading this.
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Posted on 7/13/14 at 7:34 am to BigPapi21
She's lying unless she has party hats
Posted on 7/13/14 at 7:44 am to BigPapi21
My girlfriend used to be like this then i had a great idea. I went out to my cousin's farm and noticed that his sheep were able to withstand cold temperatures in his air conditioned barn. How? How could this be I wondered? So i began to investigate. I figured out it is because of all of their wool. So i shaved some off, but i was left with the problem of how to attach it to my girlfriend. I thought about tar and a big fan surprise but i knew that wouldnt work out for the best. SO the next part is the real genius. I got some cotton and sewed it together to make an almost long sleeve shirt, but i left the front of it open. I then took the wool and attached it all over the inside. Then i attached a zipper to the middle part of the long sleeve shirt.
When i gave it to my girlfriend she was happy to receive a present from me and she even exclaimed in the restaurant later "This shirt might make me sweat!"
Well it was then i had the idea to name and market this crazy sheep hair shirt as a "sweatshirt" and the rest is history. You can find many replicas of my original design at common clothing stores and even more convenient at many Walgreens and corner stores. Get her one of those and she wont be cold anymore!
Hope that helps
When i gave it to my girlfriend she was happy to receive a present from me and she even exclaimed in the restaurant later "This shirt might make me sweat!"
Well it was then i had the idea to name and market this crazy sheep hair shirt as a "sweatshirt" and the rest is history. You can find many replicas of my original design at common clothing stores and even more convenient at many Walgreens and corner stores. Get her one of those and she wont be cold anymore!
Hope that helps
This post was edited on 7/13/14 at 7:45 am
Posted on 7/13/14 at 7:46 am to BigPapi21
This board is slipping.........
PIIHB
PIIHB
Posted on 7/13/14 at 7:47 am to geaux88
Your mom is slipping... on and off my dick
Posted on 7/13/14 at 7:49 am to Fearthehat0307
quote:
damn son. my house is set on 81
Lol mine is 68.
Posted on 7/13/14 at 7:52 am to TigerHam85
My house is set to 75 with ample fans. Girlfriends house i usually on like 78 and hot as shite
Posted on 7/13/14 at 7:59 am to Breesus
99% of the ladies run cold. Constant subject in our house. 98 out and she's shivering under a blanket. Such is life.
As for me, 73, a fan, just a sheet.
As for me, 73, a fan, just a sheet.
Posted on 7/13/14 at 8:06 am to BigPapi21
Buy her a parka 
Posted on 7/13/14 at 8:10 am to Smalls
quote:no the only way to go is central air set on 75, bedroom window ac set on alaska in feb cold, electric blanket on. To the OP, either date a fat chick or buy her a sweater.
Only way to go.
Posted on 7/13/14 at 8:11 am to Big Moe
Time to give her the cold shoulder
Posted on 7/13/14 at 8:20 am to Tiger Ryno
Well one positive - her nips are probably always cutting glass.
Posted on 7/13/14 at 8:23 am to lsufan_26
76 day
72 night with ceiling fan and tower fan next to bed
72 night with ceiling fan and tower fan next to bed
Posted on 7/13/14 at 8:24 am to BigPapi21
quote:
I have had it.
Been dating this chick for about 2 months - She is great and all and no I am not showing pics
Stopped right there.
Posted on 7/13/14 at 8:24 am to biscuitsngravy
quote:
just a sheet
Yep, a thin sheet
Posted on 7/13/14 at 8:24 am to BigPapi21
Tell her to bring a sweater. That is what I do. I also keep a blanket on the couch and shut my vents on the car AC. That way everyone is comfortable.
Posted on 7/13/14 at 8:29 am to BigPapi21
Wait until you marry one. During the summer months, my wife keeps the back door open with the AC on 71 and turns off every goddamn ceiling fan in the house. When I turn one on, it's like she has convulsions in another room and senses the air moving and finds the switch before a cat can kick its arse.
I can come in from the yard sweatig my arse off wanting some cool air and she looks at me and says "You're not cold? I'm freezing."
I can come in from the yard sweatig my arse off wanting some cool air and she looks at me and says "You're not cold? I'm freezing."
Posted on 7/13/14 at 8:33 am to BigPapi21
quote:
I like my shite set at 72 degrees when I sleep
too hot for me
my shite don't get above 67
Posted on 7/13/14 at 8:34 am to 4LSU2
quote:Only correct thing to do in that situation is whip your dick out and ask does it look like I am cold?
I can come in from the yard sweatig my arse off wanting some cool air and she looks at me and says "You're not cold? I'm freezing."
Posted on 7/13/14 at 8:35 am to BigPapi21
There are men out there whose wives won't frick them and are forced to cheat and you are bitching because you can't satisfy your cold woman. Give her some good dick and a blanket.
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