re: Girls discuss the most ratchet things they've done this Spring break (NSFW)

Gross

That was terrible

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Can a brotha get a synopsis?

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One girl proudly stated that she fricked a guy without a condom and then had a 4 way on the beach.......sluts...

frick 3 dudes
4-some
5 second blowie
fricked on beach and balcony
Lots of tits
Raw dogged
Let dude kick whip cream off vaj
Watched chick get butthole licked
Molly
Let 3 guys lick nipples
Gave ugly ni**a her phone number




Lesson to be learned here is if you find out your bitch is pregnant with a girl, jam a coat hanger in her, and push her down the stairs


Eta: I've got better stories

ratchet

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A diva, mostly from urban cities and ghettos, that has reason to believe she is every mans eye candy. Unfortunately, she's wrong.

Typical signs to beware of include, but are not limited to:
-owning a Blackberry
-BLARES anything by Drake, 2Chainz, Nicki Minaj, Gucci Mane, Waka Flocka, Lil Wayne, T-Pain, Cali Swag District, or any other garbage entertainment rapper
-rowdily quotes "lyrics" from aforementioned artists
-has a weave reminiscent of a bird's nest after a tempest hit the tree it was in, and is dyed at least thrice
-wears torn leggings/stalkings (mostly of the fishnet variety), unpolished 8" heels (or higher, depending on how God-awful they look), fitted jean jackets (to accent the blubber 'round their arms and stomach), and 4 layers of caked on make-up to go clubbing
-repeatedly use ludicrous terms such as "YOLO", "swag", "boost", "beaking", "doe", "really", "naw", "actually", "twerk", "coaster", "dagga", etc., to make a valid statement when they speak
-have side bangs, despite having incredibly small-arse foreheads to support them
-are commonly overweight
and are mind-numbingly stupid; a safe assumption to make would be saying they're uneducated (as if they could pass the 4th grade)

If spotted, please report to the authorities, notifying them that they are possible smack addicts, or potential, degenerate Chaka Khan look-alikes.

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Yep. Looks like the only thing that's changed from our day until today is that now virtually all the girl's fall into the "easy girl" category.

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It's all about social class and cliques, just like it has always been.

Eta: or as sfp would say, value. The girls in this video are trash who probably aren't even in college, but are on "spring break."

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Watched chick get butthole licked

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That would be cool if it were a girl doing the licking.

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Just sowing their wild oats before they have to settle down

Don't we all do this?

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Those wild oats have got a whole lot more whorish than they use to be.

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sowing their wild oats

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those aren't wild oats, they're just trashy sluts




bless their hearts