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Getting the urge to poop while you’re in the shower

Posted on 3/23/24 at 12:15 pm
Posted by GeorgeTheGreek
Sparta, Greece
Member since Mar 2008
66456 posts
Posted on 3/23/24 at 12:15 pm
This is just not the way life is supposed to be.

Do you get out the shower and poop and then get back in?

You can’t possible shower, then poop, still feel clean - even with a clean wipe and all. It’s a mental thing.

Awful awful state of mind.
Posted by Be Very Careful
Member since Mar 2024
5 posts
Posted on 3/23/24 at 12:17 pm to
Posted by TheWalrus
Member since Dec 2012
40625 posts
Posted on 3/23/24 at 12:18 pm to
I poop in the shower
Posted by Roll Tide Ravens
Birmingham, AL
Member since Nov 2015
42692 posts
Posted on 3/23/24 at 12:18 pm to
quote:

Do you get out the shower and poop and then get back in?

It’s the only option. It’s not ideal, but it must be done.
Posted by JetsetNuggs
Member since Jun 2014
13957 posts
Posted on 3/23/24 at 12:21 pm to
It feels like the shower didn’t take
Posted by WhuckFistle
Member since Jul 2015
3009 posts
Posted on 3/23/24 at 12:22 pm to
I knew of someone that would take a shower after each shite.

That guy was weird.
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
54562 posts
Posted on 3/23/24 at 12:24 pm to
I am a man who wants to be taken seriously. I wear pants in the shower.
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
54562 posts
Posted on 3/23/24 at 12:25 pm to
quote:

I knew of someone that would take a shower after each shite.

That guy was weird.


Is it William Montgomery?
Posted by SCLibertarian
Conway, South Carolina
Member since Aug 2013
36156 posts
Posted on 3/23/24 at 12:26 pm to
OP is a Vince McMahon kind of guy.
Posted by LRB1967
Tennessee
Member since Dec 2020
15738 posts
Posted on 3/23/24 at 12:30 pm to
I have IBS D and would constantly have the urge to poop if I didn't take a handful of Immodium AD every morning. You might try a dose before you shower.
Posted by SUB
Member since Jan 2001
Member since Jan 2009
20915 posts
Posted on 3/23/24 at 12:33 pm to
You just go in the shower. How else are you supposed to make chocolate pipe waffles?
Posted by GeorgeTheGreek
Sparta, Greece
Member since Mar 2008
66456 posts
Posted on 3/23/24 at 12:33 pm to
You probably stomp your shite into the shower drain you heathen.
Posted by dukke v
PLUTO
Member since Jul 2006
203200 posts
Posted on 3/23/24 at 12:34 pm to
I know a guy that gets naked every time he shits…
Posted by SteelerBravesDawg
Member since Sep 2020
34869 posts
Posted on 3/23/24 at 12:35 pm to
This is why you poop right before you hop in the shower.
Posted by TroyTider
Florida Panhandle
Member since Oct 2009
3771 posts
Posted on 3/23/24 at 12:37 pm to
quote:

knew of someone that would take a shower after each shite.


I knew some guys who said they did that when they were out of TP.
One of these guys was super infamous on this board in earlier days.
Posted by Godfather1
What WAS St George, Louisiana
Member since Oct 2006
79769 posts
Posted on 3/23/24 at 12:52 pm to
quote:

I poop in the shower


Waffle stomp
Posted by Ricardo
Member since Sep 2016
4898 posts
Posted on 3/23/24 at 12:56 pm to
Seems like the OT is obsessed with poop.

Though, I must admit, you guys probably convinced a lot of people to purchase bidets.
Posted by blue_morrison
Member since Jan 2013
5136 posts
Posted on 3/23/24 at 12:57 pm to
You hold it like the adult you are.
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
63138 posts
Posted on 3/23/24 at 12:58 pm to
quote:

This is just not the way life is supposed to be.


Banger of a line. GTG threads just hit different.
Posted by Rendevoustavern
Member since May 2018
1551 posts
Posted on 3/23/24 at 1:08 pm to
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