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re: Getting married in two weeks!

Posted on 3/25/16 at 9:42 am to
Posted by Hangit
The Green Swamp
Member since Aug 2014
39112 posts
Posted on 3/25/16 at 9:42 am to
Right now, you are in charge of what you spend your money on and how much you save for retirement.

That will soon be over. Congrats on financing the future shopping sprees of another adult. The list of crap she "has" to have is endless.
Posted by JumpingTheShark
America
Member since Nov 2012
22901 posts
Posted on 3/25/16 at 9:42 am to
Don't listen to the basement dwellers and divorce hounds on here...being married is great.
Posted by kwalt1989
Life is great in the 318
Member since Oct 2014
789 posts
Posted on 3/25/16 at 9:46 am to
It's not that marrying my wife was a mistake, its that the idea of marriage itself is a mistake.
Posted by MBclass83
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
9358 posts
Posted on 3/25/16 at 9:50 am to
Just do what she says and do it in a timely manner.
Things will be great if you do.
Posted by Ancient Astronaut
Member since May 2015
33079 posts
Posted on 3/25/16 at 9:51 am to
quote:

We are both excited!


Posted by Jorts R Us
Member since Aug 2013
14813 posts
Posted on 3/25/16 at 9:54 am to
But why? Grass is always greener. As much as people bitch about sex after marriage or lack thereof, I wasn't exactly banging it out every night of bachelorhood. Then again, I'm just an average baw and not an OT balla.

My advice to OT is keep her happy and the sex train doesn't stop. Women gotta have that emotional part filled before they let you fill those other parts. Pay attention to her and sex doesn't stop. Now if and when you have kids...I can't help you. No one can.
Posted by Black n Gold
Member since Feb 2009
15409 posts
Posted on 3/25/16 at 10:09 am to
quote:

Bama and Beer


quote:

I'm not even a year in and I say don't do it


In your defense, you and your cousin probably started dating sometime around pre-school. That's a long time to be with the same chick.
Posted by Bama and Beer
Baldwin Co, AL
Member since Oct 2010
80891 posts
Posted on 3/25/16 at 10:10 am to
quote:

you and your cousin probably started dating sometime around pre-school. That's a long time to be with the same chick.
got me good
Posted by Bullfrog
Institutionalized but Unevaluated
Member since Jul 2010
56242 posts
Posted on 3/25/16 at 10:16 am to
On the first night of the honeymoon when your getting busy but right before you reach the point of no return, look her right in the eyes and say

“You are so. Fvcking. Mine.”

Then anything you do the rest of your life, you'll have a free pass.

Well, maybe not that but it will drive her crazy in a good way.
Posted by lsuson
Metairie
Member since Oct 2013
12170 posts
Posted on 3/25/16 at 10:17 am to
Don't do it. Still have time
Posted by retired trucker
midwest
Member since Feb 2015
5093 posts
Posted on 3/25/16 at 10:37 am to
save your money and elope

keep it pvt between you two.

live beneath your means

never go to bed angry

always greet each other with a kiss

talk things out, don't yell

stay happy that you found each other

...
Posted by JumpingTheShark
America
Member since Nov 2012
22901 posts
Posted on 3/25/16 at 11:48 am to
quote:

It's not that marrying my wife was a mistake, its that the idea of marriage itself is a mistake.


Sorry you fricked it up and are a shitty husband.
Posted by TheDeathValley
New Orleans, LA
Member since Sep 2010
17160 posts
Posted on 3/25/16 at 11:48 am to
quote:

, how the hell do you think you have been with her long enough to say this?


As in, it doesn't magically become unicorns and rainbows. It's hard work. People think when they get married it's going to solve problems or become the golden age. It doesn't. It's the same.

Sorry your life/marriage sucks.
Posted by lsunurse
Member since Dec 2005
129003 posts
Posted on 3/25/16 at 12:05 pm to
Good luck and hope you have a beautiful wedding day




Not gonna lie though.....that first big argument after you are married is an eye-opener. You realize you have to work it out with that person (unless you want to go through the divorce process). If you guys have any serious issues before the marriage....marriage isn't gonna fix it, it will magnify those problems x 100.
Posted by bird35
Georgia
Member since Sep 2012
12176 posts
Posted on 3/25/16 at 12:13 pm to
13 days and you are blowjob free.



Good for you.
Posted by Mootsman
Charlotte, NC
Member since Oct 2012
6024 posts
Posted on 3/25/16 at 12:22 pm to
She's going to blow up like a frightened blow fish. Hope you're into bbw.
Posted by foreverLSU
Member since Mar 2006
17060 posts
Posted on 3/25/16 at 12:31 pm to
I'm a little disappointed that someone who's been on this site since 2007 is foolish enough to start a marriage thread on the OT, but I'll bite...


Take time to enjoy being married before you start a family. Spend money on yourselves, do what you want when you want, etc. In the 2+ years we've been married we have visited 10 countries (and a lot of the US), bought random "treat yo self" items, and essential just did as we pleased. We're now expecting baby #1 this summer and couldn't be happier, but it was nice to have a couple of years to focus on each other and the marriage before adding anyone else to the equation.
Posted by damnedoldtigah
Middle of Louisiana
Member since Jan 2014
4275 posts
Posted on 3/25/16 at 12:38 pm to
Take it from someone who's been there and somehow escaped with most of his assets. Don't do it.

HOWEVER, if you just have to ..... stash all of your assets to where you are the only one who knows that they exist and where they are at; and have a divorce lawyer waiting in the wings after the second kid pops out.

My favorite toast: Here's to girlfriends and wives ...... may they never meet.
This post was edited on 3/25/16 at 12:42 pm
Posted by terriblegreen
Souf Badden Rewage
Member since Aug 2011
9625 posts
Posted on 3/25/16 at 12:40 pm to
quote:

I just got married in January. Nothing changes relationship wise.


This is the most inaccurate thing I've ever heard.
Posted by damnedoldtigah
Middle of Louisiana
Member since Jan 2014
4275 posts
Posted on 3/25/16 at 12:42 pm to
Indeed!
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