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Getting a Job in the Porn Industry

Posted on 9/16/16 at 7:09 pm
Posted by Mr Personality
Bangkok
Member since Mar 2014
27364 posts
Posted on 9/16/16 at 7:09 pm
How is this possible?

I'm willing the frick almost any female, fat, preggo, meth head, whatever.

. No gay, but I don't mind squirting lube on Peter North if I reach that level.
Posted by Peazey
Metry
Member since Apr 2012
25418 posts
Posted on 9/16/16 at 7:10 pm to
You gotta be willing to let a dude suck your dick.
Posted by JW6
Member since Jul 2013
1572 posts
Posted on 9/16/16 at 7:10 pm to
How long can you last?
Posted by Honky Lips
Member since Dec 2015
2828 posts
Posted on 9/16/16 at 7:11 pm to
just watch Boogie Nights
Posted by Topwater Trout
Red Stick
Member since Oct 2010
67590 posts
Posted on 9/16/16 at 7:12 pm to
You could be a fluffer iin gay porn
This post was edited on 9/16/16 at 7:16 pm
Posted by Titus Pullo
MTDGA
Member since Feb 2011
28567 posts
Posted on 9/16/16 at 7:12 pm to
quote:

How is this possible?


Well, just link them your post history in here and when they see what a cocksucker you are they will probably hire you on the spot.

You're a piece of shite too so you could probably get some work in scat films as well.
This post was edited on 9/16/16 at 7:13 pm
Posted by TrapperJohn
Louisiana
Member since Dec 2007
11146 posts
Posted on 9/16/16 at 7:12 pm to
I seem to remember a poster starting a similar thread 4 or 5 years ago and being dead serious. Wonder if that dude ever "made it".
Posted by Phat Phil
Krispy Kreme
Member since May 2010
7373 posts
Posted on 9/16/16 at 7:13 pm to
Fly to Japan. They have massive male porn actor shortage.


$20 Billion Japanese Porn Industry Hit By Shortage of Men; 70 Male Actors To 10,000 Women
LINK /
Posted by StealthCalais11
Lurker since 2007
Member since Aug 2011
12450 posts
Posted on 9/16/16 at 7:13 pm to
quote:

You gotta be willing to suck a dude's dick.


Fify
Posted by StealthCalais11
Lurker since 2007
Member since Aug 2011
12450 posts
Posted on 9/16/16 at 7:14 pm to
Those frickers are living the dream.
Posted by NC_Tigah
Carolinas
Member since Sep 2003
123945 posts
Posted on 9/16/16 at 7:14 pm to
quote:

$20 Billion Japanese Porn Industry Hit By Shortage of Men
They aren't talking about the number of men.
Posted by HempHead
Big Sky Country
Member since Mar 2011
55496 posts
Posted on 9/16/16 at 7:14 pm to
quote:

I seem to remember a poster starting a similar thread 4 or 5 years ago and being dead serious. Wonder if that dude ever "made it".



It was an Ole Miss fan.

Ol'Rebel Nasty?
Posted by Jorts R Us
Member since Aug 2013
14829 posts
Posted on 9/16/16 at 7:14 pm to
i guess if you play with ur tiny pecker on a webcam and tweet out the video that counts as working in porn
This post was edited on 9/16/16 at 7:15 pm
Posted by BamaScoop
Panama City Beach, Florida
Member since May 2007
53846 posts
Posted on 9/16/16 at 7:15 pm to
I use to be a stunt man for Ron Jeremy and it is a rough business. Sometimes I would frick 7-8 hours a day! I'm almost 49 now and pussy doesn't mean that much but you can get tired of fricking!
Posted by JimMorrison
The Peninsula
Member since May 2012
20747 posts
Posted on 9/16/16 at 7:18 pm to
quote:

Well, just link them your post history in here and when they see what a cocksucker you are they will probably hire you on the spot.

You're a piece of shite too so you could probably get some work in scat films as well.


Savage
Posted by Brosef Stalin
Member since Dec 2011
39214 posts
Posted on 9/16/16 at 7:20 pm to
You need to take a lot of roids and viagra. You have to be able to cum on command in front of other people, including guys. Obviously you need a huge penis too.
Posted by Mr Personality
Bangkok
Member since Mar 2014
27364 posts
Posted on 9/16/16 at 7:21 pm to
I have a huge penis bro
Posted by TigerTatorTots
The Safeshore
Member since Jul 2009
80782 posts
Posted on 9/16/16 at 7:29 pm to
The standards for getting in are known as "the 8s"

at least 8 inches
Able to get off 8 times in a shoot
Last at least 88 minutes
Posted by Flashback
reading the chicken bones
Member since Apr 2008
8315 posts
Posted on 9/16/16 at 7:31 pm to
You could probably land a position as a fluffer.
Posted by elprez00
Hammond, LA
Member since Sep 2011
29395 posts
Posted on 9/16/16 at 7:33 pm to
quote:

How is this possible?


Ask your mom.

Edit: it was the obvious joke.
This post was edited on 9/16/16 at 7:34 pm
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