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re: Funny stories during practice in high school sports
Posted on 5/15/17 at 7:00 pm to ctiger69
Posted on 5/15/17 at 7:00 pm to ctiger69
Kid runs into a goalpost during receiving drills and knocks himself cold.
It thunders and coach flips the bird at the sky. Nobody would stand next to him the rest of practice.
We scrubs had some deep discussions while standing on the sidelines, mostly about relationships and sex. I wish somebody had recorded them.
It thunders and coach flips the bird at the sky. Nobody would stand next to him the rest of practice.
We scrubs had some deep discussions while standing on the sidelines, mostly about relationships and sex. I wish somebody had recorded them.
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Posted on 5/15/17 at 7:11 pm to LuckySo-n-So
That was a strange video.
Posted on 5/15/17 at 7:24 pm to ctiger69
Had a scout meeting before practice and after weights, one of the seniors wanted to scare some of the freshman still lifting. Hid in a AC closet in our locker room. Got butt arse naked and got some scary clown mask on his face. We were suppose to tell him when to come out but forgot. Coach walks in and he jumps out right next to the coach. assistant coach tells him to go in the other room (he asked if he could put some boxers on, coach declined).
He gets yelled at for a couple minutes and while we were all sitting there waiting for him to come back in the locker room, the head coach walks in and starts going over the scouting report. During the report the guy comes back in with the clown mask covering his genitals. Funniest part was the head coaches reaction
He gets yelled at for a couple minutes and while we were all sitting there waiting for him to come back in the locker room, the head coach walks in and starts going over the scouting report. During the report the guy comes back in with the clown mask covering his genitals. Funniest part was the head coaches reaction
Posted on 5/15/17 at 7:28 pm to Martini
This happened at high school baseball practice. We were running defensive drills. The outfielders were in the outfield catching pop ups and stuff, and the infielders were taking ground balls. However, on the ground balls, we had 2 coaches hitting the balls. One coach would hit to SS and 2nd basemen, and the other coach would hit it to the 3rd and 1st baseman. Each coach had a catch to receive the balls as they were thrown in.
Well one SS threw the ball in to the wrong coach, which meant that the coach wasn't expecting the ball to come in and it ended up hitting him in the neck. This guy was on the NY Mets team (although he actually was in the farm system, but helped out at our high school since he used to go there). Man was he pissed off and his face turned red. He just yelled out for the SS to start running (we always had to run and do sprints when got punished). The dumbass SS said, "where to coach?" and then the coach said, "Just fricking go!".
The whole infield was dying from laughter as we all saw it, and we never let that kid forget it. He almost became a legend for it.
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Another time it wasn't as much funny as it was stupid, but before the game, we were waiting for the team on the field to finish up, so we could take the field and start out game. So to kill the time some of the guys were tryin to make each other pass out. Like where one guy would take the deepest breath, then someone else would bear hug them. Well that same guy who hit the coach in the neck, of course he wanted to play. Well he ended up passing out alright, and had a little seizure. That ended up putting a stop to that game real quick.
Well one SS threw the ball in to the wrong coach, which meant that the coach wasn't expecting the ball to come in and it ended up hitting him in the neck. This guy was on the NY Mets team (although he actually was in the farm system, but helped out at our high school since he used to go there). Man was he pissed off and his face turned red. He just yelled out for the SS to start running (we always had to run and do sprints when got punished). The dumbass SS said, "where to coach?" and then the coach said, "Just fricking go!".
The whole infield was dying from laughter as we all saw it, and we never let that kid forget it. He almost became a legend for it.
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Another time it wasn't as much funny as it was stupid, but before the game, we were waiting for the team on the field to finish up, so we could take the field and start out game. So to kill the time some of the guys were tryin to make each other pass out. Like where one guy would take the deepest breath, then someone else would bear hug them. Well that same guy who hit the coach in the neck, of course he wanted to play. Well he ended up passing out alright, and had a little seizure. That ended up putting a stop to that game real quick.
Posted on 5/15/17 at 8:12 pm to ctiger69
Freshman baseball team practicing on the football practice field while the varsity track team was practicing as well. All of the infielders were standing in a group fielding ground balls when a guy on the track team throws a discus in their direction. The whole group scatters except one guy and it hit him in the middle of the back. He folded like a dick coming into the decoys. I will never forget that sound
Posted on 5/16/17 at 12:39 am to ctiger69
One day, soon after football practice started, my good friend started cramping and had to take a shite. We were in our OLine small group and I just told him to ask our OLine coach if he could go to the woods. Coach said okay but hurry. Buddy comes back from the woods and I notice his undershirt is gone. Everybody started ribbing him because he used it to wipe his arse.
Next day at practice we were doing drills. Three up at a time doing butt rolls, etc.. Coach would throw the football on the ground at the end of each drill and call one of the 3 players name to recover the fumble. When it was my buddy's turn the coach was hiding a small roll of toilet paper in his jacket pocket and threw it on the ground as he called my buddy's name. By instinct, he pounced on it before he could stop himself. Was pretty funny in 1987.
Next day at practice we were doing drills. Three up at a time doing butt rolls, etc.. Coach would throw the football on the ground at the end of each drill and call one of the 3 players name to recover the fumble. When it was my buddy's turn the coach was hiding a small roll of toilet paper in his jacket pocket and threw it on the ground as he called my buddy's name. By instinct, he pounced on it before he could stop himself. Was pretty funny in 1987.
Posted on 5/16/17 at 8:05 am to mikelbr
You always have some story like this, tell the one when you were in college again and people thought you were gay bc of that weird comment you made
You are one interesting dude
You are one interesting dude
Posted on 5/16/17 at 8:10 am to lsucoonass
Worst thing I saw was a girl apparently started her period and did not have the proper "products"
So she placed a wad of toilet paper to act as a pad.
20 minutes into practice, there's bits of blood soaked TP all over the gymnasium floor.
Baseball team used to have to clean condoms out of their dugouts each Monday...
So she placed a wad of toilet paper to act as a pad.
20 minutes into practice, there's bits of blood soaked TP all over the gymnasium floor.
Baseball team used to have to clean condoms out of their dugouts each Monday...
This post was edited on 5/16/17 at 8:11 am
Posted on 5/16/17 at 8:17 am to notiger1997
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Black kids dick came out the bottom of his shorts during basketball practice
was this in the 80's when everyone wore short shorts or since shorts have been knee length?
Posted on 5/16/17 at 8:22 am to Topwater Trout
Yes. Mid 80's and they wore short shorts for sure in practice
Posted on 5/16/17 at 8:46 am to ctiger69
I played defensive end, and during a scrimmage, the offense ran a counter play where a lineman would pull and block the de (me) out and the back would run through the hole.
There was a man in motion for that play. The problem was - that was the only play we had motion, so when I saw motion going away from me, I KNEW the counter was coming back.
So I spent most of the scrimmage blowing up the play in the backfield, getting slapped and bragged on by the defense like I was Lawrence Taylor - all because the coach was too dumb to see how easy the play was to read.
There was a man in motion for that play. The problem was - that was the only play we had motion, so when I saw motion going away from me, I KNEW the counter was coming back.
So I spent most of the scrimmage blowing up the play in the backfield, getting slapped and bragged on by the defense like I was Lawrence Taylor - all because the coach was too dumb to see how easy the play was to read.
Posted on 5/16/17 at 8:59 am to Master of Sinanju
Spring Football, 1995. Rural Alabama.
Three fat girls decided they were going to play football. Head coach was old school (played for Bear in the 60s) and told them hell no. Two of the girls backed down but the ringleader had a dyke mom that threatened a law suit.
Head coach made a big deal out of it, rewrote all the permission forms and put SON/DAUGHTER in 100 point font and told every one of us if we didn't hit her like we would hit anyone else our arse was grass and he was the lawnmower (his favorite saying).
First day of practice comes and there she is. We start doing line drills and five minute in she quits. We all laughed as she left the field.
I was on the academic team with the girl. She was insanely smart. Went to Tulane on a full ride and became an all out liberal butch lesbian.
Three fat girls decided they were going to play football. Head coach was old school (played for Bear in the 60s) and told them hell no. Two of the girls backed down but the ringleader had a dyke mom that threatened a law suit.
Head coach made a big deal out of it, rewrote all the permission forms and put SON/DAUGHTER in 100 point font and told every one of us if we didn't hit her like we would hit anyone else our arse was grass and he was the lawnmower (his favorite saying).
First day of practice comes and there she is. We start doing line drills and five minute in she quits. We all laughed as she left the field.
I was on the academic team with the girl. She was insanely smart. Went to Tulane on a full ride and became an all out liberal butch lesbian.
Posted on 5/16/17 at 9:13 am to anc
Local news channel came and did a piece on our team during playoffs Soph. or Jr. year. Teammate drew a huge dick in the field with his cleats right before they started taping. On tv that night all the interviews and footage from practice had a huge dick right in the middle of the field and was prominent the whole time.
Posted on 5/16/17 at 9:14 am to ctiger69
I never played any sports in high school... however, my senior year ('99) I had already enlisted into the Army National Guard as a Field Artilleryman. We had an armory in town, not far from the school, and would bring a Howitzer to our Home Football games and fire a Blank round every time we scored...setting off car alarms and shite.
One game it was nearing half-time and we had a round chambered. The visiting team's Cheerleaders were in the middle of some routine that required one or two of them to be lifted...and our a-hole Sergeant decided to fire the cannon anyway. Watching those girls drop was funny as hell...although they didn't think so.
One game it was nearing half-time and we had a round chambered. The visiting team's Cheerleaders were in the middle of some routine that required one or two of them to be lifted...and our a-hole Sergeant decided to fire the cannon anyway. Watching those girls drop was funny as hell...although they didn't think so.
Posted on 5/16/17 at 9:18 am to ctiger69
We had a "showcase" during a pep rally where we dunked, hit long threes, did skill stuff--all star Saturday night type stuff.
Me and my boy went out to try the 3/4 court three. Before, went behind the bleachers and did a whip it. I went out and airballed but it was close. Other dude takes a whip it, goes out for his, throws ball sideways into crowd, points index finger to the sky and faceplants onto the court. It was funny as shite. Woke up as we were pulling him off the court with a bloody nose and asks "Did I make it though?"
Me and my boy went out to try the 3/4 court three. Before, went behind the bleachers and did a whip it. I went out and airballed but it was close. Other dude takes a whip it, goes out for his, throws ball sideways into crowd, points index finger to the sky and faceplants onto the court. It was funny as shite. Woke up as we were pulling him off the court with a bloody nose and asks "Did I make it though?"
Posted on 5/16/17 at 9:26 am to S
I went to 3 different High schools and there was always the black guys that walked around naked in the locker room in shape with the BBC and then there were the ones completely uncomfortable that would shower in boxers and shite. There were the uncomfortable white guys, but the black guys all seemed to take the uncomfortable to a new level. The Hispanic guys always seemed to be the most didn't give a shite about being naked.
Our left tackle was a 6'5 black guy that was easily a legit 315 and was the uncomfortable type. One of our redneck white DB's went up to him when he wasn't paying attention, and grabbed his man tit and acted like a baby sucking on it. Whole locker room erupted in laughter, black guy was pissed for weeks and legit wanted to murder white guy.
Our left tackle was a 6'5 black guy that was easily a legit 315 and was the uncomfortable type. One of our redneck white DB's went up to him when he wasn't paying attention, and grabbed his man tit and acted like a baby sucking on it. Whole locker room erupted in laughter, black guy was pissed for weeks and legit wanted to murder white guy.
This post was edited on 5/16/17 at 9:28 am
Posted on 5/16/17 at 9:33 am to ctiger69
Fascinating store you have there. I'll never get those 20 seconds of my life back.
Posted on 5/16/17 at 10:02 am to ctiger69
We had a WR on our team that only had one hand, the other was a nub. Doing receiving drills he tried to catch a hail mary and his nub got stuck in the other dudes facemask
Btw his nickname was "One hand show" instead of "one man show"....Dude could catch anything and shoot threes pretty good.
Btw his nickname was "One hand show" instead of "one man show"....Dude could catch anything and shoot threes pretty good.
Posted on 5/16/17 at 10:04 am to ctiger69
Some dude popped a boner in the shower at a boys catholic HS so that was funny
Posted on 5/16/17 at 10:12 am to ctiger69
My freshman year we had freshman challenges that the seniors would make us do. They entailed hands in ant piles, getting pinched by crawfish, climbing on top of buildings, and trying to catch baseballs out of the jugs machine barehanded
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