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Funny stories during practice in high school sports
Posted on 5/15/17 at 4:24 pm
Posted on 5/15/17 at 4:24 pm
Kinda of bored. Any good stories?
One practice during high school basketball our coach said he had a meeting with the principal and he would be back in 30 minutes. So he told us to practice free throws. So everyone is spread out in the gym. One of the seniors decides to launch a basketball the entire court length and hit a freshman in the head. The freshman is pissed and says he is going home. So he starts walking home. Later on a couple of seniors run and catch him on the street outside and tell him to get back in the gym because coach would be pissed if he found out what happened. So the freshman comes back in the gym. The freshman says give me a ball!!! Everyone gets quiet. I thought he was going to hit the senior with it. Instead he dribbles the ball the entire court length as fast as he could and shoots a layup. The ball hits the under side of the rim and makes this loud doink sound. Everyone in the gym is dying of laughter.
One practice during high school basketball our coach said he had a meeting with the principal and he would be back in 30 minutes. So he told us to practice free throws. So everyone is spread out in the gym. One of the seniors decides to launch a basketball the entire court length and hit a freshman in the head. The freshman is pissed and says he is going home. So he starts walking home. Later on a couple of seniors run and catch him on the street outside and tell him to get back in the gym because coach would be pissed if he found out what happened. So the freshman comes back in the gym. The freshman says give me a ball!!! Everyone gets quiet. I thought he was going to hit the senior with it. Instead he dribbles the ball the entire court length as fast as he could and shoots a layup. The ball hits the under side of the rim and makes this loud doink sound. Everyone in the gym is dying of laughter.
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Posted on 5/15/17 at 4:26 pm to ctiger69
Freshman practicing with seniors? Your team was poor I take it.
Posted on 5/15/17 at 4:26 pm to ctiger69
Posted on 5/15/17 at 4:27 pm to ctiger69
You frickin cocksucker. I read all of that.
Football practice august 92. Teammate on the team with a BBC catches a sophomore(the rookies on the varsity 2 a day schedule) laying down stretching. So Mr BBC stands over him, bends his knees just a LITTLE and slaps him the face with his dick.
We were more shocked by how little he had to bend his knees than the act itself.
Football practice august 92. Teammate on the team with a BBC catches a sophomore(the rookies on the varsity 2 a day schedule) laying down stretching. So Mr BBC stands over him, bends his knees just a LITTLE and slaps him the face with his dick.
We were more shocked by how little he had to bend his knees than the act itself.
This post was edited on 5/15/17 at 4:29 pm
Posted on 5/15/17 at 4:28 pm to ctiger69
im guessing you were the towel boy?
Posted on 5/15/17 at 4:29 pm to ctiger69
I checked this thread when it had 1 downvote and I come back less than 1 minute later and you have 12. That's damn impressive.
ETA: that's one of the least funny stories I've ever read/heard.
ETA: that's one of the least funny stories I've ever read/heard.
This post was edited on 5/15/17 at 4:32 pm
Posted on 5/15/17 at 4:29 pm to mikelbr
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Teammate on the team with a BBC
is that what turned you?
Posted on 5/15/17 at 4:32 pm to ctiger69
Mic check. Mic check. Is this thing on?
Posted on 5/15/17 at 4:38 pm to ctiger69
Oh man, the following isn't funny, damn near ended in murder.
Varsity soccer, 11th grade. Our coach decides we need to do a team building exercise. The idea was to team up with a partner, each grab one end of a sideline bench, and run down the field and back. Whoever finishes first, wins. Can't advance without the bench in the air.
Well, the benches were fricking big. Made out of wood, probably weighed 70-100 pounds a piece. Probably 10 feet long. Me and a fellow striker team up. He was a senior and fast. I man the front of the bench cuz I was shorter, he gets the back. I throw it over my right shoulder, and he is holding it with both hands in front of his chest/chin. We hauled arse. fricking smoked everyone. But by the time you run 110 yards down and back, you are fricking gassed and sick of carrying that heavy arse bench.
So as soon as I crossed the finish line, without thinking I threw the bench off my shoulder. frick frick frick. My end stuck in the ground, and my partner was still running full speed with his directly in front of his throat. How it didn't kill him, I still don't know. Caught him right under the chin, up his throat, down the side of his jaw. I felt so fricking bad, I seriously thought I killed him. He got up and walked it off.... shite
Varsity soccer, 11th grade. Our coach decides we need to do a team building exercise. The idea was to team up with a partner, each grab one end of a sideline bench, and run down the field and back. Whoever finishes first, wins. Can't advance without the bench in the air.
Well, the benches were fricking big. Made out of wood, probably weighed 70-100 pounds a piece. Probably 10 feet long. Me and a fellow striker team up. He was a senior and fast. I man the front of the bench cuz I was shorter, he gets the back. I throw it over my right shoulder, and he is holding it with both hands in front of his chest/chin. We hauled arse. fricking smoked everyone. But by the time you run 110 yards down and back, you are fricking gassed and sick of carrying that heavy arse bench.
So as soon as I crossed the finish line, without thinking I threw the bench off my shoulder. frick frick frick. My end stuck in the ground, and my partner was still running full speed with his directly in front of his throat. How it didn't kill him, I still don't know. Caught him right under the chin, up his throat, down the side of his jaw. I felt so fricking bad, I seriously thought I killed him. He got up and walked it off.... shite
This post was edited on 5/15/17 at 4:40 pm
Posted on 5/15/17 at 5:24 pm to mikelbr
Damn it boy.
This post was edited on 5/15/17 at 5:25 pm
Posted on 5/15/17 at 5:27 pm to ctiger69
Went to Penn State football camp. One coach was real anal. Made some kids stay after and get extra reps.
Posted on 5/15/17 at 5:28 pm to ctiger69
Black kids dick came out the bottom of his shorts during basketball practice
Posted on 5/15/17 at 5:39 pm to ctiger69
Our small town football field wasn't particularly well fenced. One of our lineman, wearing a full facemask, tackled someone in practice and he got up, he had dog shite all over his face mask.
Needless to say, a bunch of high school boys thought that was the funniest shite they'd ever seen.
Needless to say, a bunch of high school boys thought that was the funniest shite they'd ever seen.
Posted on 5/15/17 at 5:48 pm to chinhoyang
"You got to play defense tight, tight like a virgin"- 6'6" black Jr. High basketball coach. School was 600 kids k-12 and about 95% white
This post was edited on 5/15/17 at 5:50 pm
Posted on 5/15/17 at 5:51 pm to ctiger69
That was a terrible story
Posted on 5/15/17 at 6:00 pm to GreatLakesTiger24
Afternoon batting practice, a guy named (no shite) Reggie Jackson, crushes one over the fence and into the practice football field. The ball hits a TE in the side of the head as he and a group of guys were running laps. TE tries to fight the other guys running with him because he thought they hit him. Everyone on both teams are laughing their arse off except for the TE.
Posted on 5/15/17 at 6:00 pm to GreatLakesTiger24
Baseball practice. 11th Grade. 1985.
I was terrible. Couldn't hit a ball over 70 mph to save my life. Don't even talk about curve balls.
I got a big fat pitch over the plate during BP. I knew I was gonna knock the everloving shite out of it. As I stepped into it and swung the bat like I was going to kill a Nazi, I completely missed the ball while simultaneously letting out the longest, loudest, highest pitched fart in my entire life.
The place fell apart. I was highly embarrassed. Every time after that when I got up to bat, they all yelled," Give 'em the gas, Lucky!!!"
The following year I was traded from the baseball team to the Quiz Bowl team.
I was terrible. Couldn't hit a ball over 70 mph to save my life. Don't even talk about curve balls.
I got a big fat pitch over the plate during BP. I knew I was gonna knock the everloving shite out of it. As I stepped into it and swung the bat like I was going to kill a Nazi, I completely missed the ball while simultaneously letting out the longest, loudest, highest pitched fart in my entire life.
The place fell apart. I was highly embarrassed. Every time after that when I got up to bat, they all yelled," Give 'em the gas, Lucky!!!"
The following year I was traded from the baseball team to the Quiz Bowl team.
Posted on 5/15/17 at 6:28 pm to ctiger69
1988, 10th grade year of baseball.We had a stretch of area, why I don't know, in left field where the fence on the side didn't connect to the outfield fence. Well, the practice football field was right beside our baseball field. There was a 5 man football sled without pads sitting in the open area. During BP a ball was hit in that area. One of my best friends took off for it and ran square into the sharp edge of the sled. I mean it caught him square in the ribs.Everybody started laughing hysterically at first, then we thought he was dead. Coach said keep rolling, so no one went out to see about him or anything. We kept hitting BP and balls were hitting all around him while he laid there. Finally, after about 30 minutes he got up and had a huge gash in his ribs. He ended up with a cracked rib and having to get a tetnaus(sp) shot. After practice Coach never asked if he was ok or anything. The 80's were brutal baby. That coach would've been fired and sued today.
Posted on 5/15/17 at 6:52 pm to msudawg1200
quote:
Funny stories during practice in high school sports
Won the Friday enchilada eating contest at Panchos for football team game day lunch.
shite my white pants on second series of homecoming game against Tara.
Missed the rest of first half while sitting on the toilet at Olympia Stadium locker room.
Got a standing ovation out of locker room to start second half.
Posted on 5/15/17 at 6:59 pm to Martini
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