Funny Kid Stories

My kids (3-8 y/o) think it’s “Farmer John” cheese on spaghetti night.

One of my HS teachers told this story about walking in on her seven year old who had the cat in one hand and the vacuum cleaner in the other hand.

"Robbie, what are you doing?"

"Nothin'."

When the technical difficulties “please stand by” screen used to come on TV in 70s my little sister thought she was supposed to go to TV and stand by it until it came back on. Of course as her older brother I actively encouraged this and congratulated her on fixing the TV each time

One of my kids when they were 10 was invited to a birthday party for one of their friends. The friends parents, friends of ours had a university mascot there whom we don't follow or are fans of. I told my kid to be respectful and not say anything embarrassing that it was their party.
Mascot noticed her OU shirt and held his hand out like the guns up sign which looks like an L's. She told him thats his loser sign. My buddy told me everyone rolled in laughter but I still wasn't too happy with my kid.

Aren't they the best.

There’s nothing funny about the source of the sex life of a high-T red blooded American man having been slashed by some horrifyingly large percentage. They wouldn’t even be here if it weren’t for that action.

I’m speaking on behalf of a friend.

You really aren’t able to easily detect the sarcastic nature of that post, precisely due in part to the fact that it does appear out of place, as well as almost too ridiculous to possibly be serious?

Seems to me that posters in an actual warmhearted thread about peoples’ kids should be well aware of the likelihood of off-color comments being posted, this being the OT, yadda yadda. All that said, sorry it hit you wrong - no offense intended.

I probably could’ve exercised a little restraint and held off on the post, I admit it. But there is a hint of truth to it though.

When my daughter was 3 or 4 I took her to Shoe Carnival to buy her some shoes. On the way I was talking to her and she asked if there would be any games at the "Shoe Carnival" and I said "it's possible". When we walked inside the store she pointed at the big spin-wheel and said "is that the possible?"

My cousin and I have daughters the same age and same name… he lives in east Texas, so I love catching up with him when I see him.

Couple years back when his daughter was 6 he bought her a small four wheeler. Now mind you, he lives out on a small ranch and has tons of open space for her to ride on…

…except in the middle of the field is one big rock, a good Texas rock… that she drives her four wheeler right into.. doesn’t hurt her, wasn’t going fast… but she gets off, walks right by him, doesn’t even look him in the eye and says “you need to move that rock.”