Frogs hitching rides on my windshield

Toaddly CSB

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I saw PetSmart selling common tree frogs for $20. These frickers are free on my porch window every night. What a ripoff.

I drive faster to see how long they can hold on. That also goes for any other creatures on my windshield.

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What should I do about them?

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This will sound cruel but it actually happen to be me and the wife. We usually get groceries on sunday mornings.
One morning we are on our way to the grocery store and i see a little tree frog in the corner of the window hanging on for dear life to the wipers. So we make it to the store parking lot. So i say "Good job little fella. You made it". I proceed to toss the little guy a few feet from the car so he can be on his merry way. The minute i tossed him down about 20 seagulls swarm down and begin ripping him to pieces. Lesson here dont toss frogs in a parking lot next to a beach. I still have nightmares about that day

I would have windshield replaced.

I like to launch them with my windshield wipers. They feel like they got a trip to Disney.

If I time it right I can launch from one car to another at 70 mph on I-10. If he sticks the landing I raise my beer and yell "Safe!"

Not one single OT baller in this thread. Garage >>>> carport/trailer park

not unless you have your assistant pick you up from your car in a golf cart and drive you to the door of your office