Howard turned 90 and couldn't keep up the house anymore, so he moved into the senior citizen's center. Now as you know, at that age there's plenty of women for ever man, so Howard was quite a hit. But he didn't want any of that, he still remembered his Bessie, who'd died recently.
But he was still spry and able to take walks in the center's garden. One day he met Emma, sitting on a park bench. They got to talking and Emma asked him what he missed most.
He said "Sex!"
Emma said, "Why you old fossil, you couldn't even get it up!" Howard admitted that was true, but said he'd enjoy it if she just held his manhood for awhile. Shyly, she did just that. For the next four weeks they'd meet in the garden at 2pm for friendly reminiscing and the holding of Howard's member.
One day he didn't show up. Emma was frantic. Fearing the worst, she asked the staff if he'd taken ill, but no. Finally she paced around searching for Howard.
She found him in another part of the garden, seated on a bench with Audrey, the 86 year old newcomer. Audrey was holding his p*nis, which was as hard as a young man's.
Emma was furious. She chewed him out good and finished by saying "What's she got that I don't?"
Howard looked up at her, smiled, and said "Parkinson's."
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