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For my fellow gentlemen who are less than aesthetically stellar

Posted on 3/14/17 at 1:28 pm
Posted by Rouge
Floston Paradise
Member since Oct 2004
136819 posts
Posted on 3/14/17 at 1:28 pm
How do you get past such a horrible first impression with the ladies?

i have to be somewhat funny, or i have zero chance.

how do you do it?
This post was edited on 3/14/17 at 1:31 pm
Posted by heypaul
The O-T Lounge
Member since May 2008
38122 posts
Posted on 3/14/17 at 1:29 pm to
Just show her the money upfront.
Posted by CharlesLSU
Member since Jan 2007
31913 posts
Posted on 3/14/17 at 1:29 pm to
$
Posted by Brosef Stalin
Member since Dec 2011
39211 posts
Posted on 3/14/17 at 1:29 pm to
I don't. You just have to lower your standards.
Posted by High C
viewing the fall....
Member since Nov 2012
53834 posts
Posted on 3/14/17 at 1:29 pm to
Bulges
Posted by tke857
Member since Jan 2012
12195 posts
Posted on 3/14/17 at 1:29 pm to
Posted by J Murdah
Member since Jun 2008
39784 posts
Posted on 3/14/17 at 1:29 pm to
Just be casual and fun. Don't hit on them and make them feel uncomfortable.
Posted by SidewalkDawg
Chair
Member since Nov 2012
9820 posts
Posted on 3/14/17 at 1:30 pm to
quote:

how do you do it?


I'm good at video games.
Posted by kingbob
Sorrento, LA
Member since Nov 2010
67115 posts
Posted on 3/14/17 at 1:30 pm to
1. Approach them with confidence, it throws the pretty ones off their game since they're used to guys being intimidated by them.

2. Make them laugh. If you can make them laugh within the first 3 seconds of meeting you, you have a shot no matter how ugly you are.
Posted by link
Member since Feb 2009
19867 posts
Posted on 3/14/17 at 1:34 pm to
quote:

1. Approach them with confidence, it throws the pretty ones off their game since they're used to guys being intimidated by them.

2. Make them laugh. If you can make them laugh within the first 3 seconds of meeting you, you have a shot no matter how ugly you are.
yea but bob, you're a rock star. you basically had your pick.
Posted by TheOtherWhiteMeat
Fort Smith
Member since Nov 2009
19921 posts
Posted on 3/14/17 at 1:34 pm to
quote:

1. Approach them with confidence, it throws the pretty ones off their game since they're used to guys being intimidated by them.

2. Make them laugh. If you can make them laugh within the first 3 seconds of meeting you, you have a shot no matter how ugly you are.


This.

I'm as average as they come, but I've pulled women that were/are way out of my league and this is how it's done.
Posted by Deuces
The bottom
Member since Nov 2011
12392 posts
Posted on 3/14/17 at 1:35 pm to
1. Make eye contact
2. Approach
3. Drop pants
4. ?????
5. Profit
This post was edited on 3/14/17 at 1:36 pm
Posted by OWLFAN86
The OT has made me richer
Member since Jun 2004
175983 posts
Posted on 3/14/17 at 1:35 pm to
quote:

For my fellow gentlemen who are less than aesthetically stellar
How do you get past such a horrible first impression with the ladies?

i have to be somewhat funny, or i have zero chance.




I got nothing
Posted by TexasTiger90
Rocky Mountain High
Member since Jul 2014
3576 posts
Posted on 3/14/17 at 1:36 pm to
quote:

hit on them
quote:

make them feel uncomfortable
Got it
Posted by Brosef Stalin
Member since Dec 2011
39211 posts
Posted on 3/14/17 at 1:37 pm to
quote:

1. Make eye contact 2. Approach 3. Drop pants 4. ????? 5. Profit

This is how you get them to laugh?
Posted by Rouge
Floston Paradise
Member since Oct 2004
136819 posts
Posted on 3/14/17 at 1:39 pm to
money just seems so superficial....like little chance for long term success

am i thinking about this all wrong?
Posted by High C
viewing the fall....
Member since Nov 2012
53834 posts
Posted on 3/14/17 at 1:40 pm to
quote:

2. Make them laugh. If you can make them laugh within the first 3 seconds of meeting you, you have a shot no matter how ugly you are.


This would require me to expose myself.
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
Member since Nov 2012
59676 posts
Posted on 3/14/17 at 1:40 pm to
just stare at the them until they break
Posted by ThatMakesSense
Fort Lauderdale
Member since Aug 2015
14804 posts
Posted on 3/14/17 at 1:42 pm to
quote:

how do you do it?


CHCl3
Posted by Chuckd
Louisiana
Member since May 2013
797 posts
Posted on 3/14/17 at 1:42 pm to
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