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Florida Man Turns Himself In For Killing...
Posted on 5/13/15 at 11:15 am
Posted on 5/13/15 at 11:15 am
... his imaginary friend 
You can't make this shite up... well, I guess he can.
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Geoff Gaylord walked into a Jacksonville Sheriff's Office and confessed to his crime: he had repeatedly stabbed his friend "Mr. Happy" with a kitchen knife, cut up Mr. Happy with a hatchet, and buried him in his backyard. Let me remind you again that this occurred in Florida, so perhaps it should come as a surprise to no one.
Gaylord and Mr. Happy were friends for seven years but, according to Gaylord, he killed him for a few reasons:
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"He left his empty vodka bottles all over the kitchen... never picked up his empty cocaine baggies...He messed up my apartment to the point where I just couldn't get it clean...Before Hap started doing drugs and acting weird he was my BFF...We'd go dancing, play on the children's park equipment, both huge fans of doom metal – listened to it for hours with the lights turned off."
You can't make this shite up... well, I guess he can.
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Posted on 5/13/15 at 11:16 am to Bard
Posted on 5/13/15 at 11:16 am to Bard
Regardless if he actually killed someone or not, they should still lock his psycho arse away somewhere
Posted on 5/13/15 at 11:16 am to Bard
WTFlorida
Posted on 5/13/15 at 11:17 am to Bard
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play on the children's park equipment
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both huge fans of doom metal
Anyone want to bet they find some children pron on Mr. Happy's computer?
Posted on 5/13/15 at 11:18 am to HandGrenade
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Editor's Note: So apparently this story comes from a phony site. Oh well. Even the smartest people in the world (read: Mandatory editors) get fooled every now and then. Enjoy the story anyway.
Posted on 5/13/15 at 11:18 am to Bard
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play on the children's park equipment
Any missing kids in Duval county?
Posted on 5/13/15 at 11:19 am to Bard
Hanging title. I RAd
Posted on 5/13/15 at 11:19 am to Bard
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You can't make this shite up...
Posted on 5/13/15 at 11:28 am to moon
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Editor's Note: So apparently this story comes from a phony site. Oh well. Even the smartest people in the world (read: Mandatory editors) get fooled every now and then. Enjoy the story anyway.
Posted on 5/13/15 at 2:02 pm to Bard
Fry em!
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