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Florida fans, question...I need to get a nice fray to some jorts on short notice

Posted on 5/25/17 at 11:08 am
Posted by Prosecuted Collins
The Farm
Member since Sep 2003
6615 posts
Posted on 5/25/17 at 11:08 am
What's the best way to get this done?

Hosting a WT party and my jort game is super weak. I have washed & dried them 3 times and they still ain't looking right.

Help!
Posted by joshnorris14
Florida
Member since Jan 2009
45222 posts
Posted on 5/25/17 at 11:09 am to
You have to dry them in the sun for 3 days.
Posted by SwampKitty
Brusly, LA
Member since Sep 2015
1143 posts
Posted on 5/25/17 at 11:11 am to
Please follow up with the nearest trailer park and let us know what you come up with.
Posted by Prosecuted Collins
The Farm
Member since Sep 2003
6615 posts
Posted on 5/25/17 at 11:14 am to
You serious Clark? I got about that.
Posted by Floating Change Up
Member since Dec 2013
11857 posts
Posted on 5/25/17 at 11:14 am to
quote:

Help!


They can't be Wal-mart brand jeans... the best Florida-frayed jorts can only be obtained from Dollar General.
Posted by TU Rob
Birmingham
Member since Nov 2008
12740 posts
Posted on 5/25/17 at 11:15 am to
More important than the fray is the skoal ring in the right back pocket. Which leads me to think that you need tobacco juice on the end to speed up the fray. Long cut straight will git r done.
Posted by Sao
East Texas Piney Woods
Member since Jun 2009
65779 posts
Posted on 5/25/17 at 11:15 am to

Pretty unimaginative IYAM. White trash doesn't start at jorts. If you're just going with jorts and a sleeveless flannel shirt you won't be noticed you'll just be lazy.
Posted by Clyde Tipton
Planet Earth
Member since Dec 2007
38741 posts
Posted on 5/25/17 at 11:16 am to
quote:

I have washed & dried them 3 times


They should fray after the first wash.
Posted by The Drizz
The Ville
Member since Jun 2010
1218 posts
Posted on 5/25/17 at 11:17 am to
Or, just incorporate USA flag/Bald Eagle shirt with said jorts and no one will notice
Posted by Prosecuted Collins
The Farm
Member since Sep 2003
6615 posts
Posted on 5/25/17 at 11:37 am to
shite game is strong, got it from a truck stop in goddamn Dawes, AL so you can imagine.
Posted by baldona
Florida
Member since Feb 2016
20481 posts
Posted on 5/25/17 at 12:03 pm to
They usually fray like a mo fo after one wash and dry, if you're not having luck with that you may be SOL will some high class jeans or something.
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
113964 posts
Posted on 5/25/17 at 12:10 pm to
Here is a pair at Express for $69..

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