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Florida--Human Genitals Reportedly Found In Tuna's Stomach

Posted on 10/3/16 at 2:06 pm
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
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Posted on 10/3/16 at 2:06 pm
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The Florida Sun Post reports
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Fishermen in Tampa, Florida, were shocked to discover human genitals inside the stomach of a yellowfin tuna they had caught.

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"I had just made a cut behind the fish's head and through its belly, running the knife down along its spine," Masterson said. "My first reaction was one of disgust, because there was a terrible smell of decomposing meat coming from the fish's stomach."

"Inside the fish's stomach was an awful sight," he continued. "There was no mistaking that I was looking at a man's penis and testicles."
Posted by Lambdatiger1989
NOLA
Member since Jan 2012
2288 posts
Posted on 10/3/16 at 2:08 pm to
Florida.....
Posted by WinnPtiger
Fort Worth
Member since Mar 2011
23862 posts
Posted on 10/3/16 at 2:08 pm to
in Florida they call this Monday
Posted by Old Taylor
The Dirty
Member since Sep 2016
364 posts
Posted on 10/3/16 at 2:08 pm to
What is wrong with Florida
Posted by mauser
Orange Beach
Member since Nov 2008
21440 posts
Posted on 10/3/16 at 2:08 pm to
bait
Posted by Walking the Earth
Member since Feb 2013
17260 posts
Posted on 10/3/16 at 2:08 pm to
Thanks for the heads up. I've been looking for that motherfricker all week.

Posted by Perrydawg
Middle Ga Area
Member since Jan 2014
4769 posts
Posted on 10/3/16 at 2:08 pm to
damn even the tunas are getting in on the Florida action, definitely something in the water
Posted by Janky
Team Primo
Member since Jun 2011
35957 posts
Posted on 10/3/16 at 2:09 pm to
You think he threw the fish away?
Posted by HailHailtoMichigan!
Mission Viejo, CA
Member since Mar 2012
69249 posts
Posted on 10/3/16 at 2:10 pm to
Penises are used to the smell of tuna so it's ok
Posted by Pax Regis
Alabama
Member since Sep 2007
12926 posts
Posted on 10/3/16 at 2:11 pm to
Someone could not afford the transition surgery I guess.
Posted by Clyde Tipton
Planet Earth
Member since Dec 2007
38725 posts
Posted on 10/3/16 at 2:13 pm to
Talk about being hard up for bait.
Posted by Captain Lafitte
Barataria Bay
Member since Nov 2012
6377 posts
Posted on 10/3/16 at 2:13 pm to
Sounds like a case for Unsolved Mysteries.
Posted by jeffsdad
Member since Mar 2007
21367 posts
Posted on 10/3/16 at 2:14 pm to
takes balls to do that..
Posted by UGATiger26
Jacksonville, FL
Member since Dec 2009
9044 posts
Posted on 10/3/16 at 2:14 pm to
Dude was apparently fishing with the wrong rod.
Posted by Crawdaddy
Slidell. The jewel of Louisiana
Member since Sep 2006
18364 posts
Posted on 10/3/16 at 2:17 pm to
Ohio man I bet. Ohio and Florida are always in te news. One in the same I guess with the snowbirds
Posted by LSURussian
Member since Feb 2005
126960 posts
Posted on 10/3/16 at 2:18 pm to
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Human Genitals Reportedly Found In Tuna's Stomach
So all this time Charlie the Tuna was a homo?!
Posted by ShoeBang
Member since May 2012
19348 posts
Posted on 10/3/16 at 2:19 pm to
Drug dealing is a rough career.
Posted by Honest Tune
Louisiana
Member since Dec 2011
15523 posts
Posted on 10/3/16 at 2:23 pm to
Some dealer chummed up that chivalo because he didnt drop the blow at the right hotel room. Tuna and sharks took care of the rest.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
123923 posts
Posted on 10/3/16 at 2:25 pm to
Not the first time genitals have been in something that smells like tuna...
Posted by Pax Regis
Alabama
Member since Sep 2007
12926 posts
Posted on 10/3/16 at 2:32 pm to
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Drug dealing is a rough career.


This is the correct answer. There are probably ten sharks and five other tuna swimming around with the rest of that guy.
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