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Florida - Couple arrested for selling golden tickets to heaven
Posted on 4/6/15 at 3:16 pm
Posted on 4/6/15 at 3:16 pm
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don’t care what the police say. The tickets are solid gold… it ain’t cut up two by fours I spray painted gold. And it was Jesus who give them to me behind the KFC and said to sell them so I could get me some money to go to outer space. I met an alien named Stevie who said if I got the cash together he’d take me and my wife on his flying saucer to his planet that’s made entirely of crack cocaine. You can smoke all the crack cocaine there you want… totally free. So, try to send an innocent man to jail and see what happens. You should arrest Jesus because he’s the one that gave me the golden tickets and said to sell them. I’m willing to wear a wire and set Jesus up…
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Posted on 4/6/15 at 3:16 pm to crap4brain
Holy shite
Posted on 4/6/15 at 3:17 pm to crap4brain
dem brainz is fried
Posted on 4/6/15 at 3:17 pm to crap4brain
Wow. Those pictures are going to haunt me in my dreams tonight. Thanks for that.
Posted on 4/6/15 at 3:17 pm to crap4brain
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Police said they confiscated over $10,000 in cash, five crack pipes and a baby alligator.
these 2 really killed it. Posted on 4/6/15 at 3:18 pm to crap4brain
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selling golden tickets to heaven
Catholic Church anyone? Anyone?
This post was edited on 4/6/15 at 3:21 pm
Posted on 4/6/15 at 3:19 pm to crap4brain
Is that illegal?
Posted on 4/6/15 at 3:19 pm to crap4brain
That website looks totally legit
Posted on 4/6/15 at 3:20 pm to crap4brain
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Posted on 4/6/15 at 3:21 pm to Kafka
Looks like the police really "grilled" him.
Posted on 4/6/15 at 3:21 pm to crap4brain
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Tito and Amanda Watts were arrested over the weekend for selling “golden tickets to heaven” to hundreds of people.
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The tickets were just wood spray painted gold with ‘Ticket To Heaven – Admit One’ written in marker.
There were that many dumb people willing to pay $100 for a piece of spray-painted wood?
ETA: Nevermind, Snopes says it's BS.
This post was edited on 4/6/15 at 3:24 pm
Posted on 4/6/15 at 3:22 pm to Dorothy
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There were that many dumb people willing to pay $100 for a piece of spray-painted wood?
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Florida
Posted on 4/6/15 at 3:22 pm to crap4brain
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Posted on 4/6/15 at 3:23 pm to crap4brain
Catholics are still being persecuted in 2015? 
This post was edited on 4/6/15 at 3:23 pm
Posted on 4/6/15 at 3:23 pm to Gcockboi
LINK
Good call
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That website looks totally legit
Good call
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This story turned out to be an April Fool’s joke, and unfortunately we fell for it. The story, which several other websites also reported as fact, originated on March 31 with the website Stuppid.com, and the photos of the fictional “Tito and Amanda Watts” came from this 2011 collection of bizarre mug shots. We apologize for publishing false information and regret this error.
This post was edited on 4/6/15 at 3:25 pm
Posted on 4/6/15 at 3:23 pm to crap4brain
That's my cousin
Posted on 4/6/15 at 3:24 pm to crap4brain
quote:The one that admits its an April Fools joke? Yes.
Do you like this one better?
Posted on 4/6/15 at 3:24 pm to crap4brain
A poster last week made a thread where a white midget married a black tranny, and said it was the most Florida story of all time. No, there was nothing illegal and simply crazy about that. Weird, sure, but crazy, no. This is a much better example. Absolute classic Florida story.
EDIT: Nevermind, just clicked on it and it's bullshite. Just assumed the idiot spray painted something and tried to sell it off getting arrested for it.
EDIT: Nevermind, just clicked on it and it's bullshite. Just assumed the idiot spray painted something and tried to sell it off getting arrested for it.
This post was edited on 4/6/15 at 3:28 pm
Posted on 4/6/15 at 3:38 pm to crap4brain
Posted on 4/6/15 at 3:54 pm to crap4brain
Cocaine is a helluva drug 
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