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FL woman woks pork fried rice all over her man
Posted on 5/25/17 at 12:42 pm
Posted on 5/25/17 at 12:42 pm
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Cops raced to a disturbance inside a Florida Chinese restaurant — and found a man covered in pork fried rice and hot sauce. Brian Kusmer, 31, was attacked by his ex-girlfriend, Samantha Wilson, who was arrested for domestic battery, according to The Smoking Gun. The bizarre situation at the China No. 1 restaurant in Vero Beach began as Kusmer waited for his former flame to drop off the couple's 8-year-old son for his custody visit.
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But once Wilson arrived, the exes reportedly began arguing over their child's excessive school absences. Instead of splitting some warm Wonton soup, the pair launched into a heated argument. That's when Wilson turned her ex into a human wok and tossed his lunch on him. Kusmer, who declined medical attention, said "the sauce burned a little." His story was later verified by another customer.
Posted on 5/25/17 at 12:45 pm to arseinclarse
Never go China #1 on your ex.
Posted on 5/25/17 at 12:45 pm to arseinclarse
I'm a little disappointed that Florida didn't give us more today. Nobody ate anybody's face off or had sex with a small farm animal or domesticated pet. Florida is slacking.
Posted on 5/25/17 at 12:47 pm to arseinclarse
I bet they have at least one pit bull
I bet Jacolbie gets a neck tattoo one day
I bet their house has wheels
I bet she's the only one in the house with a job
I bet her job is at walmarks or she sits with the elderly
I bet Jacolbie gets a neck tattoo one day
I bet their house has wheels
I bet she's the only one in the house with a job
I bet her job is at walmarks or she sits with the elderly
This post was edited on 5/25/17 at 12:49 pm
Posted on 5/25/17 at 12:51 pm to arseinclarse
Such a wonton disregard for others. I hope she is punished to the fullest extent of the law and dim sum.
Posted on 5/25/17 at 12:55 pm to arseinclarse
Vero Beach is located on the Trashy Coast, err sorry the Treasure Coast
Posted on 5/25/17 at 1:18 pm to tigerpimpbot
She looks like Florida serial killer Eileen Wuornos
Posted on 5/25/17 at 1:20 pm to arseinclarse
I just want to know what the victims fortune cookie said.
Posted on 5/25/17 at 1:26 pm to arseinclarse
That's some kinky shite! IWHI
Posted on 5/25/17 at 1:29 pm to phutureisyic
I would from the front, but not from the side.
Posted on 5/25/17 at 1:33 pm to arseinclarse
Lol, what an odd story.
Posted on 5/25/17 at 1:41 pm to arseinclarse
Poor kid has to sit around and watch these two morons act like imbeciles.
Posted on 5/25/17 at 2:14 pm to Tyga Woods
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I bet they have at least one pit bull I bet Jacolbie gets a neck tattoo one day I bet their house has wheels I bet she's the only one in the house with a job I bet her job is at walmarks or she sits with the elderly
You forgot to mention the nice patch of dirt surrounded by chain link in the front yard.
This post was edited on 5/25/17 at 2:20 pm
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