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FL woman woks pork fried rice all over her man

Posted on 5/25/17 at 12:42 pm
Posted by arseinclarse
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34412 posts
Posted on 5/25/17 at 12:42 pm




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Cops raced to a disturbance inside a Florida Chinese restaurant — and found a man covered in pork fried rice and hot sauce. Brian Kusmer, 31, was attacked by his ex-girlfriend, Samantha Wilson, who was arrested for domestic battery, according to The Smoking Gun. The bizarre situation at the China No. 1 restaurant in Vero Beach began as Kusmer waited for his former flame to drop off the couple's 8-year-old son for his custody visit.


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But once Wilson arrived, the exes reportedly began arguing over their child's excessive school absences. Instead of splitting some warm Wonton soup, the pair launched into a heated argument. That's when Wilson turned her ex into a human wok and tossed his lunch on him. Kusmer, who declined medical attention, said "the sauce burned a little." His story was later verified by another customer.
Posted by Christopher Columbo
Member since Jun 2015
2100 posts
Posted on 5/25/17 at 12:44 pm to
Wok de fuk?
Posted by StrangeBrew
Salvation Army-Thanks Obama
Member since May 2009
18183 posts
Posted on 5/25/17 at 12:45 pm to
Never go China #1 on your ex.
Posted by Brummy
Central, LA
Member since Oct 2009
4501 posts
Posted on 5/25/17 at 12:45 pm to
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Jacolbie
Posted by Lsupimp
Ersatz Amerika-97.6% phony & fake
Member since Nov 2003
78569 posts
Posted on 5/25/17 at 12:45 pm to
I'm a little disappointed that Florida didn't give us more today. Nobody ate anybody's face off or had sex with a small farm animal or domesticated pet. Florida is slacking.
Posted by SUB
Member since Jan 2001
Member since Jan 2009
20819 posts
Posted on 5/25/17 at 12:46 pm to
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
65881 posts
Posted on 5/25/17 at 12:47 pm to
i might would hit it
Posted by Tyga Woods
South Central Jupiter Island, FL
Member since Sep 2016
30054 posts
Posted on 5/25/17 at 12:47 pm to
I bet they have at least one pit bull
I bet Jacolbie gets a neck tattoo one day
I bet their house has wheels
I bet she's the only one in the house with a job
I bet her job is at walmarks or she sits with the elderly
This post was edited on 5/25/17 at 12:49 pm
Posted by btnetigers
South Louisiana
Member since Aug 2015
2251 posts
Posted on 5/25/17 at 12:48 pm to
Me wuv u wong time
Posted by Sao
East Texas Piney Woods
Member since Jun 2009
65697 posts
Posted on 5/25/17 at 12:51 pm to

Such a wonton disregard for others. I hope she is punished to the fullest extent of the law and dim sum.
Posted by tigerpimpbot
Chairman of the Pool Board
Member since Nov 2011
66926 posts
Posted on 5/25/17 at 12:55 pm to
Vero Beach is located on the Trashy Coast, err sorry the Treasure Coast
Posted by crap4brain
Louisiana
Member since Sep 2004
2498 posts
Posted on 5/25/17 at 1:18 pm to
She looks like Florida serial killer Eileen Wuornos

Posted by Hogwarts
Arkansas, USA
Member since Sep 2015
18051 posts
Posted on 5/25/17 at 1:20 pm to
I just want to know what the victims fortune cookie said.
Posted by phutureisyic
New Orleans
Member since Aug 2016
3370 posts
Posted on 5/25/17 at 1:26 pm to
That's some kinky shite! IWHI
Posted by Ted2010
Member since Oct 2010
38958 posts
Posted on 5/25/17 at 1:29 pm to
I'd wasabi it.
Posted by SwampTrash
Member since May 2017
450 posts
Posted on 5/25/17 at 1:29 pm to
I would from the front, but not from the side.
Posted by fumundacheese
Member since May 2017
65 posts
Posted on 5/25/17 at 1:33 pm to
Lol, what an odd story.
Posted by AU4real35
Member since Jan 2014
16065 posts
Posted on 5/25/17 at 1:41 pm to
Poor kid has to sit around and watch these two morons act like imbeciles.
Posted by Koach K
Member since Nov 2016
4080 posts
Posted on 5/25/17 at 2:14 pm to
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I bet they have at least one pit bull I bet Jacolbie gets a neck tattoo one day I bet their house has wheels I bet she's the only one in the house with a job I bet her job is at walmarks or she sits with the elderly


You forgot to mention the nice patch of dirt surrounded by chain link in the front yard.
This post was edited on 5/25/17 at 2:20 pm
Posted by LordSaintly
Member since Dec 2005
38882 posts
Posted on 5/25/17 at 2:17 pm to
God damn Mongorians
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