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re: First Mow of the Year; First Visit by the Police

Posted on 3/26/17 at 10:23 am to
Posted by tigerfoot
Alexandria
Member since Sep 2006
56298 posts
Posted on 3/26/17 at 10:23 am to
If you mowed your yard at 7 while carrying, you really aren't as cool as you think. You are a dick
Posted by tigerfoot
Alexandria
Member since Sep 2006
56298 posts
Posted on 3/26/17 at 10:27 am to
quote:

People that had shite to do on Saturday or couldn't mow earlier because of rain/the ground being too wet.
even drier at 8, and the pistol, for a garter snake.

This guy
Posted by X123F45
Member since Apr 2015
27410 posts
Posted on 3/26/17 at 10:29 am to
quote:

You are a piece of shite for filling the need to wear a pistol on your hip. You are an even bigger piece of shite for mowing your yard on a Sunday morning. If I met you in real life I would slap you so hard you would cry.



No. No you wouldn't. You'd make snarky comments under your breath and feign ignorance if he heard you.

As for carrying a pistol while mowing, I carry an AR while bushhogging.
Posted by S
RIP Wayde
Member since Jan 2007
155621 posts
Posted on 3/26/17 at 10:30 am to
quote:

Aren't you the grouchy a-hole who was ticked off when people were popping fireworks at 9:00 pm on New Years? And you take pleasure in waking the same neighbors up at the butt crack of dawn with your lawnmower? If you have grandkids I bet they hate going to your house.




Nice find
Posted by Winston Cup
Dallas Cowboys Fan
Member since May 2016
65497 posts
Posted on 3/26/17 at 10:32 am to


The sun wasnt up at 6:55
Posted by Tempratt
WRMS Girls Soccer Team Kicks arse
Member since Oct 2013
13356 posts
Posted on 3/26/17 at 10:34 am to
quote:

"too many Californians invading our peace in Texas."


Diseased left coast-ers.

Posted by Roaad
White Privilege Broker
Member since Aug 2006
76486 posts
Posted on 3/26/17 at 10:42 am to
quote:

Mowing your lawn while carrying a pistol?
I do this.

Been doing it for the last 7 years.

Saw a moccasin once while cutting. Ran to get my gun, and it charged me. Carried while mowing ever since.

4 years ago, I killed a mocassin while mowing with my 38.
Posted by Croacka
Denham Springs
Member since Dec 2008
61441 posts
Posted on 3/26/17 at 10:43 am to
quote:

Saw a moccasin once while cutting. Ran to get my gun, and it charged me. Carried while mowing ever since.


Man

You're lucky to be alive
Posted by TigerstuckinMS
Member since Nov 2005
33687 posts
Posted on 3/26/17 at 10:48 am to
quote:

too many Californians invading our peace in Texas.

I'd just like to point out that California was quietly sleeping while Texas was making hellacious racket at 7 am on a Sunday.
Posted by tigerfoot
Alexandria
Member since Sep 2006
56298 posts
Posted on 3/26/17 at 10:48 am to
quote:

Saw a moccasin once while cutting. Ran to get my gun, and it charged me.
charged you? While running away?
Posted by herbstreit4
Buckeye Lake
Member since Dec 2007
1710 posts
Posted on 3/26/17 at 10:50 am to
Liberal/Conservative, gun/no gun, cali/texas..none of that matters when you are a douche and mow your grass that early in the morning.
Posted by Hangover Haven
Metry
Member since Oct 2013
26568 posts
Posted on 3/26/17 at 10:51 am to
You should crack up the outside speakers like I do when doing the grass..
Posted by Tempratt
WRMS Girls Soccer Team Kicks arse
Member since Oct 2013
13356 posts
Posted on 3/26/17 at 10:58 am to
quote:

4 years ago, I killed a mocassin while mowing with my 38.


Wouldn't it be more fun to roll over it?
Posted by Cap Crunch
Fire Alleva
Member since Dec 2010
54189 posts
Posted on 3/26/17 at 10:59 am to
quote:

Aren't you the grouchy a-hole who was ticked off when people were popping fireworks at 9:00 pm on New Years? And you take pleasure in waking the same neighbors up at the butt crack of dawn with your lawnmower? If you have grandkids I bet they hate going to your house.

quote:

These fricks are shooting the big arse fireworks right outside my fricking house it sounds like I'm back at FOB Shank. These Motherfrickers want a warzone I'm about to Patrol the neighborhood with my fricking M4. It's a class A misdemeanor in Round Rock to possess fireworks.

Posted by RBWilliams8
Member since Oct 2009
53417 posts
Posted on 3/26/17 at 11:00 am to
6:55 is a very normal time for everyone to be up and about.
Posted by nc14
La Jolla
Member since Jan 2012
28193 posts
Posted on 3/26/17 at 11:00 am to
quote:

What kind of COMPLETE pussy wears a pistol


Fixed it

Posted by JumpingTheShark
America
Member since Nov 2012
22903 posts
Posted on 3/26/17 at 11:03 am to
Are you on a riding mower? Just run over the frickin thing.
Posted by Antonio Moss
Baton Rouge
Member since Mar 2006
48313 posts
Posted on 3/26/17 at 11:29 am to
quote:

Sun started coming up about 6:55am and I pulled the starter string on the lawnmower.


You're a legitimately bad person
Posted by SoulGlo
Shinin' Through
Member since Dec 2011
17248 posts
Posted on 3/26/17 at 11:34 am to
quote:

Why start mowing at the asscrack of sunlight when it is still dewy?


He doesn't mind sacrificing his equipment to piss off his neighbors. Classy.
Posted by rrboy
USA
Member since Jan 2005
5324 posts
Posted on 3/26/17 at 11:34 am to
Assholes cut their grass before 8am
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