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Female aquarium employee fired for sleeping with

Posted on 4/27/15 at 8:58 pm
Posted by Placebeaux
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Posted on 4/27/15 at 8:58 pm
A WALRUS.......A........frickING.........WALRUS



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According to public relations manager Audrey Delfoy, Dr. Alvis was caught in the act, by another employee last Friday, having complete sexual encounters with a 9-year-old male walrus. Dr. Alvis would of then allegedly admitted having a total of 7 encounters with the 1700kg marine animal.


Posted by biglego
Ask your mom where I been
Member since Nov 2007
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Posted on 4/27/15 at 8:59 pm to
I want to believe but I just can't.
Posted by blueboy
Member since Apr 2006
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Posted on 4/27/15 at 8:59 pm to
coo coo cachoo
Posted by boosiebadazz
Member since Feb 2008
80177 posts
Posted on 4/27/15 at 8:59 pm to
Walrus dick is quality stuff

Or you think she had peanut butter on her hoo hah?
Posted by Tchefuncte Tiger
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Member since Oct 2004
57134 posts
Posted on 4/27/15 at 9:00 pm to
Did it ejaculate yellow matter custard?
Posted by BottomlandBrew
Member since Aug 2010
27062 posts
Posted on 4/27/15 at 9:00 pm to
There was a Radio Lab or This American Life I listened to about a woman who lived in a room with a dolphin. He would rub his dolphin dick up against her, and she'd rub one out for him while trying to teach him to talk. True story.

ETA: Radiolab episode Go to about 15:50 or so.
This post was edited on 4/27/15 at 9:07 pm
Posted by CamdenTiger
Member since Aug 2009
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Posted on 4/27/15 at 9:00 pm to
quote:

want to believe but I just can't.
Posted by nolanola
Member since Nov 2010
7580 posts
Posted on 4/27/15 at 9:00 pm to
That website is not too legit looking.
Posted by Hazelnut
Member since May 2011
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Posted by Tiger Ryno
#WoF
Member since Feb 2007
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Posted on 4/27/15 at 9:00 pm to
This is what Lennon and McCartney meant by "I am the walru"
Posted by Walt OReilly
Poplarville, MS
Member since Oct 2005
124258 posts
Posted on 4/27/15 at 9:00 pm to
Why is that illegal?
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
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Posted on 4/27/15 at 9:00 pm to
at least she isn't sleeping with the fishes
Posted by BRgetthenet
Member since Oct 2011
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Posted on 4/27/15 at 9:01 pm to
IWHI

Her, not the walrus.
Posted by Vood
Enjoying a Forty with Lando
Member since Dec 2007
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Posted on 4/27/15 at 9:01 pm to
She is pretending to be Arial from the little mermaid.
Posted by DavidTheGnome
Monroe
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Posted on 4/27/15 at 9:01 pm to
I need a better picture of her before I pass any judgement.
Posted by 12
Redneck part of Florida
Member since Nov 2010
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Posted on 4/27/15 at 9:03 pm to
In her defense, that is a good looking walrus.
Posted by Kafka
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Member since Jul 2007
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Posted on 4/27/15 at 9:03 pm to
quote:

Dr. Alvis would of then allegedly admitted
Posted by atchafalaya
Bayou Chene, Louisiana
Member since Dec 2006
1530 posts
Posted on 4/27/15 at 9:03 pm to
This could be greatest post in topic ive ever seen.

Kudos. And coo coo cachoo.
Posted by CamdenTiger
Member since Aug 2009
62370 posts
Posted on 4/27/15 at 9:04 pm to
quote:

There was a Radio Lab or This American Life I listened to about a woman who lived in a room with a dolphin. He would rub his dolphin dick up against her, and she'd rub one out for him while trying to teach him to talk. True story.


There was that "Dolphin tail" movie, not sure what is was about, but a lot of people went to see it......
Posted by Rhino5
Atlanta
Member since Nov 2014
28897 posts
Posted on 4/27/15 at 9:04 pm to
They don't have a walrus at the Georgia Aquarium. I was there in January.
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