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re: Female aquarium employee fired for sleeping with
Posted on 4/27/15 at 9:07 pm to Placebeaux
Posted on 4/27/15 at 9:07 pm to Placebeaux
paging TheWalrus...has some explaining to do
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Posted on 4/27/15 at 9:07 pm to Tchefuncte Tiger
I heard she started off blowing seals
Posted on 4/27/15 at 9:08 pm to Rhino5
quote:
They don't have a walrus at the Georgia Aquarium. I was there in January.
Thats because the walrus was in the back getting his dick wet
Posted on 4/27/15 at 9:09 pm to Placebeaux
Which one is the walrus?
Posted on 4/27/15 at 9:11 pm to biglego
quote:
paging TheWalrus...has some explaining to do
Yeah, cause its never the woman's fault. She probably was wearing some skimpy clothes, or was asking for it. So, sounds fishy that they are thinking about blaming the victim, here...
Posted on 4/27/15 at 9:13 pm to Placebeaux
Great....now even a damn walrus is getting more cooch than me....
Posted on 4/27/15 at 9:16 pm to Spankum
I guess that wasn't just tartar sauce on her chin...
This post was edited on 4/27/15 at 9:18 pm
Posted on 4/27/15 at 9:17 pm to Kafka
quote:
would of
Nope. Not buying it. Journalism is just too competitive a field.
Posted on 4/27/15 at 9:18 pm to Placebeaux
quote:
According to public relations manager Audrey Delfoy, Dr. Alvis was caught in the act, by another employee last Friday, having complete sexual encounters with a 9-year-old male walrus. Dr. Alvis would of then allegedly admitted having a total of 7 encounters with the 1700kg marine animal.
Only 9-years-old? THAT'S NOT EVEN CLOSE TO LEGAL! That poor walrus. He's the victim here. There's a special place in hell for sickos like that.
Posted on 4/27/15 at 9:19 pm to Tiger Ryno
quote:
This is what Lennon and McCartney meant by "I am the walrus"
"Here's a clue for you all,
The walrus was Paul..."
Posted on 4/27/15 at 9:21 pm to soccerfüt
The walrus has an air sac under its throat which acts like a floatation bubble and allows it to bob vertically in the water and sleep. The males possess a large baculum (penis bone), up to 63 cm (25 in) in length, the largest of any land mammal, both in absolute size and relative to body size.
-Walrapedia
-Walrapedia
Posted on 4/27/15 at 9:23 pm to pensacola
"This is Baculum!"
or
"This is Speculum!"
My two names for big hair bands, if I ever promote.
or
"This is Speculum!"
My two names for big hair bands, if I ever promote.
Posted on 4/27/15 at 9:23 pm to Placebeaux
Posted on 4/27/15 at 9:24 pm to mikrit54
Walrus lie
Posted on 4/27/15 at 9:25 pm to soccerfüt
Well that just gives hope to us fat guys.
Posted on 4/27/15 at 9:26 pm to Rhino5
*googling walrus penis*
Nope. Wasn't disappointed and from the looks of it, neither was she.
Nope. Wasn't disappointed and from the looks of it, neither was she.
Posted on 4/27/15 at 9:36 pm to Asgard Device
Let's get Mike in the trailer.
Posted on 4/27/15 at 9:42 pm to Placebeaux
Worse yet; the two had darker plans for a disgusting theme park named "See World".
Posted on 4/27/15 at 9:43 pm to Placebeaux
Creepy
Posted on 4/27/15 at 10:05 pm to Placebeaux
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