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re: Feel good story of the day: Drunk belligerent woman has confrontation with airport cops

Posted on 3/16/24 at 7:55 pm to
Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
63327 posts
Posted on 3/16/24 at 7:55 pm to
That's Pink?
Posted by ReedRothchild
South MS
Member since Jul 2019
1184 posts
Posted on 3/16/24 at 7:56 pm to
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flaccid penis length: 9.16 cm (3.6 in) when stretched


frick yeah, I can stretch Armstrong it over average length
Posted by jizzle6609
Houston
Member since Jul 2009
4055 posts
Posted on 3/16/24 at 8:08 pm to
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How do these people survive in the world?




High protein, low volume is the short answer.
Posted by Penrod
Member since Jan 2011
39313 posts
Posted on 3/16/24 at 8:10 pm to
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erect penis length: 13.12 cm (5.16 in)

Not in Ecuador
Posted by LRB1967
Tennessee
Member since Dec 2020
15605 posts
Posted on 3/16/24 at 8:18 pm to
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peeing herself


She must have been falling down drunk
Posted by Zarkinletch416
Deep in the Heart of Texas
Member since Jan 2020
8377 posts
Posted on 3/16/24 at 8:24 pm to
that is somebody's daughter......

Posted by cable
Member since Oct 2018
9646 posts
Posted on 3/16/24 at 8:25 pm to
I've been REALLY drunk and I've never pissed myself

She must gave been fricking wasted. I hope she enjouyed her time in jail

Those cops were so kind to her
This post was edited on 3/16/24 at 8:27 pm
Posted by Cosmo
glassman's guest house
Member since Oct 2003
120268 posts
Posted on 3/16/24 at 8:26 pm to
She looks like a dyke
Posted by LemmyLives
Texas
Member since Mar 2019
6417 posts
Posted on 3/16/24 at 8:47 pm to
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Never had an issue.

My flight anxiety has gotten worse over the years. But the #1 reason I don't ask for drugs, is that I don't want to cause the flight to divert because I for some reason don't pants on.
Posted by Dissident Aggressor
Member since Aug 2011
3778 posts
Posted on 3/16/24 at 8:51 pm to
i can fix her…
Posted by SteelerBravesDawg
Member since Sep 2020
34617 posts
Posted on 3/16/24 at 9:25 pm to
Posted by SteelerBravesDawg
Member since Sep 2020
34617 posts
Posted on 3/16/24 at 9:26 pm to
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That's Pink?


Posted by SteelerBravesDawg
Member since Sep 2020
34617 posts
Posted on 3/16/24 at 9:27 pm to
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That female cop could frisk me and my tiny 5 inch dick

I was thinking the exact same thing.

And she's also Latina. Added bonus.
Posted by cable
Member since Oct 2018
9646 posts
Posted on 3/17/24 at 4:09 am to
let me give y'all some advice - if the cops are interrogating you, be as polite as possible.99 percent chance they will just leave you alone

"where is my lawyer"? Bitch you haven't even been arrested yet

"facial hair? the guy that fricked your wife before he fricked you 5 inch dick [ I can't stop laughing at this
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This post was edited on 3/17/24 at 4:24 am
Posted by Tchefuncte Tiger
Bat'n Rudge
Member since Oct 2004
57221 posts
Posted on 3/17/24 at 5:42 am to
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Colombia, South Carolina.


Columbia, South Carolina, or Colombia, South America?
Posted by LSUGrrrl
Frisco, TX
Member since Jul 2007
32959 posts
Posted on 3/17/24 at 6:49 am to
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That's someone's fetish for sure.


Paging Tiger08.
Posted by RustyDaDog
BAOK
Member since Mar 2023
477 posts
Posted on 3/17/24 at 7:02 am to
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She was great in the sack, though


The crazy ones always are…
Posted by LSU Coyote
Member since Sep 2007
53390 posts
Posted on 3/17/24 at 7:04 am to
She is dressed like Billy Idol
Posted by nealnan8
Atlanta
Member since Oct 2016
1634 posts
Posted on 3/17/24 at 7:12 am to
Ma'am, this is an airport Wendys.
Posted by GEAUXT
Member since Nov 2007
29246 posts
Posted on 3/17/24 at 7:31 am to
Definitely going to steal some of those insults
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