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re: Feds Raid Jared From Subway's House As Part Of Child Porn Investigation

Posted on 7/7/15 at 7:59 am to
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
48769 posts
Posted on 7/7/15 at 7:59 am to
quote:

I called this like six years ago. 


Link?
Posted by Pilot Tiger
North Carolina
Member since Nov 2005
73142 posts
Posted on 7/7/15 at 8:00 am to
I read something years ago on some forum that was written by a dude who claimed to either live with him or in the same dorm/apt as Jared and he said Jared was like the porn king of college
Posted by Hangit
The Green Swamp
Member since Aug 2014
39055 posts
Posted on 7/7/15 at 8:01 am to
They did not say that he was suspected to be involved in any child porn. They said the raid was due to the other guy they arrested. Jarrod booted him from his org. when he was arrested. He may be not guilty and innocent of anything.

If he did anything though, I hope he goes to prison. I also hope he gets a steady diet of foot longs, for way less than $5.
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
62850 posts
Posted on 7/7/15 at 8:02 am to
A fat creepy nerd who loves porn? Bet he posts here.
Posted by GetBackToWork
Member since Dec 2007
6251 posts
Posted on 7/7/15 at 8:02 am to
That old subway campaign, "when was the last time you put 12 inches in your mouth" may come back to haunt him.
Posted by XxDRS
Member since Jan 2014
243 posts
Posted on 7/7/15 at 8:02 am to
quote:

Link?


Ask your mom, it was pillow talk.

Yeah me and your mom discuss pedophiles after sex, get over it.
Posted by c on z
Zamunda
Member since Mar 2009
127380 posts
Posted on 7/7/15 at 8:06 am to
Time for a new weight loss story.
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
48769 posts
Posted on 7/7/15 at 8:10 am to
quote:

Ask your mom, it was pillow talk. 

Yeah me and your mom discuss pedophiles after sex, get over it.



shite talking on a 4th grade level now. If i were to respond back, on that same level...I'd say

I never know what your mother says, my cock is always filling her mouth.

8:10am on the OT.
Posted by PurpGold 14-0
Member since Nov 2012
3801 posts
Posted on 7/7/15 at 8:12 am to
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Ask your mom, it was pillow talk.


:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Posted by TigerstuckinMS
Member since Nov 2005
33687 posts
Posted on 7/7/15 at 8:13 am to
quote:

Glad I went to burger King instead of subway last night.


Bad choice. Jared might want to rape your kids, but the Burger King wants to rape your soul.
Posted by Mr. Wayne
Member since Feb 2008
10047 posts
Posted on 7/7/15 at 8:13 am to
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I never know what your mother says, my cock is always filling her mouth.


This is good stuff. But I think you guys are missing an opportunity to use some subway references. 5 dollar footlong comes to mind, but I'm just spitballing here.
Posted by RockAndRollDetective
Baton Rouge
Member since Mar 2014
4506 posts
Posted on 7/7/15 at 8:16 am to
That guy has always kind of irritated me a little. I always questioned Subway's decision to take a person who very obviously does not belong in front of a camera and present him as a model for what we all should strive to be through the consumption of their product. When I see that guy my first instinct is to avoid Subway food at all cost, weight loss or not, simply because I don't want a sandwich to turn me into a slouching omega male toad, as the pitch seems to suggest.
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
62850 posts
Posted on 7/7/15 at 8:16 am to
They were both in a gas station in Earth City, MO. No matter which one I chose, I'm lucky to be alive this morning.

It's pretty clear based on scientific review that subway turns you into a pedo, though, so the burger was ultimately less risky.
Posted by tigerbutt
Deep South
Member since Jun 2006
24564 posts
Posted on 7/7/15 at 8:16 am to
Time for a footlong.
Posted by XxDRS
Member since Jan 2014
243 posts
Posted on 7/7/15 at 8:17 am to
quote:

But I think you guys are missing an opportunity to use some subway references. 5 dollar footlong comes to mind, but I'm just spitballing here.


Look dude, we don't come down to where you work and slap the dick out of your mouth. Don't tell us how to talk shite on the internet.
Posted by TigerPanzer
Orlando
Member since Sep 2006
9476 posts
Posted on 7/7/15 at 8:18 am to
Try the new Jared Junior Special.
Posted by Sterling Archer
Austin
Member since Aug 2012
7293 posts
Posted on 7/7/15 at 8:20 am to
Isn't it weird how most have a certain look? Like he looks more like a child molester than not like a child molester. If there was a scale from 1-100 on how much someone looks like a pedo he'd be in the 60s at least
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
48769 posts
Posted on 7/7/15 at 8:22 am to
Just killing time in the thread till more info is released.

Seems as if someone next to him got busted, he would ditch all incriminating evidence. If not, he's an idiot.
Posted by tke857
Member since Jan 2012
12195 posts
Posted on 7/7/15 at 8:23 am to
Yeah I'm Def not surprised
Posted by DVinBR
Member since Jan 2013
12955 posts
Posted on 7/7/15 at 8:24 am to
Prefer quiznos anyways
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