re: Feds Raid Jared From Subway&#39;s House As Part Of Child Porn Investigation

Posted by colorchangintiger

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Posted on 7/7/15 at 9:27 am to tzimme4

Those black rimmed glasses. Dead giveaway.

Posted by NewIberiaHaircut

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Posted on 7/7/15 at 9:44 am to tzimme4

He's been eating subway too long. The craving for tots finally got the best of him.

Posted by Placebeaux

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Posted on 7/7/15 at 9:44 am to TigerPanzer

you know what the bad thing is about eating $5 12 inch subs

there's 12 of them

Posted by TigerstuckinMS

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Posted on 7/7/15 at 10:01 am to LSUtoOmaha

quote:
Quiznos is unfortunately ruined for me due to its presence at Vanderbilt on-campus.

Those uppity fricks would have Quiznos on campus instead of Subway.

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Posted by WhoDatNC

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Posted on 7/7/15 at 10:05 am to TigerstuckinMS

He always appeared to be strange as shite.

Posted by Scoop

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Posted on 7/7/15 at 10:09 am to BigPerm30

Looks like all of the jokes have been made.

Anyone done anything with bun selection?

Posted by upgrayedd

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Posted on 7/7/15 at 10:12 am to tzimme4

He needs to call Pete Townsend's lawyer stat.

Posted by LNCHBOX

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Posted on 7/7/15 at 10:13 am to TigerstuckinMS

quote:
Those uppity fricks would have Quiznos on campus instead of Subway.

LSU had a Quiznos in the Union

Posted by CidCock

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Posted on 7/7/15 at 10:16 am to LNCHBOX

#teamjared i blame it on Taylor, Jared would never

Posted by sushisucks

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Posted on 7/7/15 at 10:17 am to tzimme4

Fresh For Kids

Posted by tiggerthetooth

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Posted on 7/7/15 at 10:23 am to sushisucks

Jared still can't beat this guy LOL

Posted by Charlie Arglist

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Posted on 7/7/15 at 10:46 am to tzimme4

Damn, Jared's been eating off the kids menu...

Posted by Jaydeaux

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Posted on 7/7/15 at 10:49 am to HoustonGumbeauxGuy

Posted by lsufanintexas

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Posted on 7/7/15 at 10:53 am to tzimme4

I hope Jared didn't give these kids aides.

Posted by CAD703X

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Posted on 7/7/15 at 10:54 am to tiggerthetooth

Best. New Iberia. Haircut. Ever!

Posted by Giantkiller

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Posted on 7/7/15 at 10:57 am to tzimme4

I was getting tired of Jared anyway. He'd been (pardon the pun) dickriding Subway long enough. It was time for him to go.

Phase 2 - hopefully these kind of things could happen to:

1. Flo from Progressive.
2. The cows from Chik-Fil-A.
3. the Papa John's guy.
4. Greg The Go Auto Guy.
5. Spencer Callahan.

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