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Fatties should not be allowed to board commercial aircraft

Posted on 11/26/23 at 12:02 pm
Posted by foosball
Member since Nov 2021
1888 posts
Posted on 11/26/23 at 12:02 pm
Spent 3 hours in the middle seat pressed against the side-fat of some disgusting slob who repeatedly farted, coughed, and sneezed in his shirt throughout the 3 hour flight. Fatties have no respect for themselves or the people around them
Posted by Odysseus32
Member since Dec 2009
7320 posts
Posted on 11/26/23 at 12:03 pm to
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This post was edited on 3/13/24 at 11:56 am
Posted by Ricardo
Member since Sep 2016
4889 posts
Posted on 11/26/23 at 12:04 pm to
Would be great if before boarding they'd have to sit in a test seat. "Sorry, you're too fat for this ride."
Posted by saint tiger225
San Diego
Member since Jan 2011
35408 posts
Posted on 11/26/23 at 12:04 pm to
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Spent 3 hours in the middle seat

Broke arse
Posted by 0x15E
Outer Space
Member since Sep 2020
12702 posts
Posted on 11/26/23 at 12:05 pm to
Im sure he hated sitting next to your extremely firm and uncomfortable muscles just as much.
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
54718 posts
Posted on 11/26/23 at 12:06 pm to
Poors should not complain if they will not work hard enough to fly private.
Posted by Ricardo
Member since Sep 2016
4889 posts
Posted on 11/26/23 at 12:08 pm to
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Poors should not complain if they will not work hard enough to fly private.


Posted by Tempratt
WRMS Girls Soccer Team Kicks arse
Member since Oct 2013
13361 posts
Posted on 11/26/23 at 12:10 pm to
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Spent 3 hours in the middle seat pressed against the side-fat of some disgusting slob who repeatedly farted, coughed, and sneezed in his shirt throughout the 3 hour flight


Maybe you should’ve asked what model forklift did they use to his fat arse on the plane?
Posted by Jones
Member since Oct 2005
90528 posts
Posted on 11/26/23 at 12:10 pm to
I pay to not sit in the middle. This is the OT sir
Posted by jaytothen
Member since Jan 2020
6407 posts
Posted on 11/26/23 at 12:10 pm to
This isn't really a hot take. Everyone here agrees.
Posted by ItzMe1972
Member since Dec 2013
9802 posts
Posted on 11/26/23 at 12:11 pm to
Was the cargo area sold out?
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
54718 posts
Posted on 11/26/23 at 12:12 pm to
Somebody is jealous of those of us who work for a living.

Posted by foosball
Member since Nov 2021
1888 posts
Posted on 11/26/23 at 12:20 pm to
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Broke arse


Don’t act like you’ve never checked in late on southwest before
Posted by foosball
Member since Nov 2021
1888 posts
Posted on 11/26/23 at 12:21 pm to
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Im sure he hated sitting next to your extremely firm and uncomfortable muscles just as much.


Found the fatty
Posted by Barrister
Member since Jul 2012
4619 posts
Posted on 11/26/23 at 12:22 pm to
I've always wondered if the " fix" to this would be for airlines to modify the very last row to be a LARGE seat and an aisle seat on each side. So essentially, each plane would have two seats to accomodate extra-large people ("Fatties" as the OT calls them). I think the seat should be offered at a price-point somewhere between a single economy seat and the price of two seats and airlines should reserve the right to move an extra-large passenger to these seats if available or...if purchased and occupied by a normal size person, to swap the seats.

It is a problem - - and neither fat-shaming by other passengers nor the airlines sticking their heads in the sand will fix it. I am not a fat shamer - - but, I also do not want to cramped in the space I paid for.
Posted by BabyTac
Austin, TX
Member since Jun 2008
12164 posts
Posted on 11/26/23 at 12:22 pm to
If you sat in a middle seat…you get what you pay for.
Posted by SM6
Georgia
Member since Jul 2008
8799 posts
Posted on 11/26/23 at 12:24 pm to
I don’t disagree that the obese should be forced to buy two seats, that’s absolutely ridiculous to subject others to it.

But what the hell are you doing in a middle seat? Even with two normal sized humans that is a miserable experience. Pay up to select the right seat.
Posted by LSUtoBOOT
Member since Aug 2012
12432 posts
Posted on 11/26/23 at 12:27 pm to
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Spent 3 hours in the middle seat pressed against the side-fat of some disgusting slob who repeatedly farted, coughed, and sneezed in his shirt throughout the 3 hour flight. Fatties have no respect for themselves or the people around them

I had a big ole sterioded baw sit in the middle seat next to me once, and it was more invasive than a fat woman that had to lift the armrest to settle in the middle seat.
Posted by WaydownSouth
Stratton Oakmont
Member since Nov 2018
8163 posts
Posted on 11/26/23 at 12:31 pm to
Agreed. At very least, should be forced to buy two seats
Posted by achenator
Member since Oct 2014
2945 posts
Posted on 11/26/23 at 12:33 pm to
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Im sure he hated sitting next to your extremely firm and uncomfortable muscles just as much.


LOL been caught like this. I'm 6'0 215 and always feel like i'm encroaching on other seats. I typically try to get the window to lean into the curve of the hull. Last flight back from Vegas there was a huge bodybuilder next to me like 6'4 260 of muscle. He smelled like pure alcohol and I thought he was going to hurl at any second. He was trying to cross his arms to not take over the whole row but I could't get away from him.
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