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re: F-35 jet found / Marines ground all aviation units worldwide

Posted on 9/17/23 at 6:55 pm to
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
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Posted on 9/17/23 at 6:55 pm to
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It's inside of someone's two car garage.

Darth has his scale ruler out measuring it up for a new model as we speak.
This post was edited on 9/17/23 at 6:56 pm
Posted by NorthEndZone
Member since Dec 2008
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Posted on 9/17/23 at 6:55 pm to
Things you don't expect to hear on a Sunday afternoon.

An F-35 missing in South Carolina?

Posted by LSUFanHouston
NOLA
Member since Jul 2009
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Posted on 9/17/23 at 6:55 pm to
He put it on autopilot and ejected??

Can autopilot land a plane??
Posted by jcaz
Laffy
Member since Aug 2014
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Posted on 9/17/23 at 6:57 pm to
Lol so he punched out and the jet didn’t go down? Why’d he punch out?
Posted by Pooswa
Member since Jul 2018
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Posted on 9/17/23 at 6:57 pm to
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S.C. - Military officials are searching for a jet after a "mishap" that
forced the pilot to eject. But officials said there is no evidence that the aircraft has crashed.


Does that mean it’s still flying out there alone?
Posted by Bobby OG Johnson
Member since Apr 2015
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Posted on 9/17/23 at 6:57 pm to
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He put it on autopilot and ejected??



We're gonna lose a major war
Posted by TrouserTrout
Member since Nov 2017
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Posted on 9/17/23 at 6:57 pm to
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How do they not have a way to track an f-35 to its exact location ???
They sent all that to Ukraine.
Posted by Bobby OG Johnson
Member since Apr 2015
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Posted on 9/17/23 at 6:59 pm to
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Does that mean it’s still flying out there alone?



Appears so at the moment
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
55089 posts
Posted on 9/17/23 at 7:03 pm to
What if he tied a string to it before he jumped and now he's flying it like the coolest kite in the world?
Posted by Jcorye1
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Posted on 9/17/23 at 7:03 pm to
Some redneck is about to be based as hell.
Posted by jcaz
Laffy
Member since Aug 2014
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Posted on 9/17/23 at 7:04 pm to
Ejection happened around 2PM local time so it’s down by now. Likely in the ocean
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
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Posted on 9/17/23 at 7:05 pm to
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Ejection happened around 2PM local time so it’s down by now.

Yep. Because if it stayed up longer than four hours they'd have to call a doctor.
This post was edited on 9/17/23 at 7:06 pm
Posted by Swagga
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Member since Dec 2009
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Posted on 9/17/23 at 7:06 pm to
Can’t wait for some baw to open up his garage on New Year’s Eve and try to take the F-35 up.


Seriously though, our best and brightest are supposed to be flying the F-35 and we’ve got guys ejecting and losing the plane. Not great.
Posted by SloaneRanger
Upper Hurstville
Member since Jan 2014
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Posted on 9/17/23 at 7:10 pm to
Was a woman piloting said aircraft?
Posted by Bobby OG Johnson
Member since Apr 2015
25407 posts
Posted on 9/17/23 at 7:10 pm to
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Can’t wait for some baw to open up his garage on New Year’s Eve and try to take the F-35 up.



Biden said we'd need fighter jets
Posted by Bobby OG Johnson
Member since Apr 2015
25407 posts
Posted on 9/17/23 at 7:11 pm to
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Yep. Because if it stayed up longer than four hours they'd have to call a doctor.

quote:

LegendInMyMind


Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
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Posted on 9/17/23 at 7:13 pm to
Posted by CleverUserName
Member since Oct 2016
12786 posts
Posted on 9/17/23 at 7:14 pm to
Hold on hold on hold on.

There was a mishap.

Pilot ejected.

The plane kept flying???

What “mishap” would have you punch out of a perfectly functioning aircraft?

The answer to the question posed by the military should be “look for the smoke, dumbasses”. That’s the only logical succession of events that should have happened
This post was edited on 9/17/23 at 7:16 pm
Posted by GeauxxxTigers23
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Posted on 9/17/23 at 7:15 pm to
Pilot lost his nerve probably.
Posted by The Boat
Member since Oct 2008
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Posted on 9/17/23 at 7:16 pm to
A severe lack of pronouns describing the pilot in the news about this for some reason.
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