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Dumbest Criminal in History
Posted on 9/27/17 at 2:44 pm
Posted on 9/27/17 at 2:44 pm
If you rob a bank, best not to give them a note with your name and address on it. Holy shite how stupid are people???
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Posted on 9/27/17 at 2:47 pm to rumproast
Haven't clicked the link - guarantee its either a thug or a strung out white dude.
Posted on 9/27/17 at 2:49 pm to rumproast
Id be interested to know if he is on parole or has ever done an extended stay in prison. Sounds like something a person who has become institutionalized would do in order to go back after figuring out they cant live a free life
Posted on 9/27/17 at 2:49 pm to StealthCalais11
Posted on 9/27/17 at 2:49 pm to rumproast
WHAT...A...DUMBASS!!!!
Deserves whatever comes his way.
Deserves whatever comes his way.
Posted on 9/27/17 at 2:52 pm to rumproast
Most criminals are not that smart.
Posted on 9/27/17 at 2:53 pm to rumproast
This dude robbed a bank inside Wal Mart. 
Posted on 9/27/17 at 3:12 pm to rumproast
My roommate from college is an FBI agent now. He once reported to a bank robbery and the idiot wrote his holdup note on his own deposit slip. It was the branch he always used and the tellers knew him by name.
Criminals are stupid.
About 25 years ago there was a Mensa candidate who raped my 89 year old (at the time, now deceased) Aunt. He left his wallet on the floor.
Another dumbass was a guy I know from high school who was a real frickup. Got pulled over on Jack Warner Parkway and instead of complying, he stripped naked and swam the Black Warrior River, then ran towards his house. Along the way he grabbed 2 of those realtor signs and used them to cover his junk and arse, while he ran across Rice Mine road, across Indian Hills Country Club's golf course and to his house in Indian Hills... the cops were waiting on him when he showed up, because the car was registered to him and that was his address. The cops would not even let him go inside and get some clothes. He was taken to jail butt arse naked.
Criminals are stupid.
About 25 years ago there was a Mensa candidate who raped my 89 year old (at the time, now deceased) Aunt. He left his wallet on the floor.
Another dumbass was a guy I know from high school who was a real frickup. Got pulled over on Jack Warner Parkway and instead of complying, he stripped naked and swam the Black Warrior River, then ran towards his house. Along the way he grabbed 2 of those realtor signs and used them to cover his junk and arse, while he ran across Rice Mine road, across Indian Hills Country Club's golf course and to his house in Indian Hills... the cops were waiting on him when he showed up, because the car was registered to him and that was his address. The cops would not even let him go inside and get some clothes. He was taken to jail butt arse naked.
Posted on 9/27/17 at 3:16 pm to rumproast
Went to a call one time on a conv store robbery. Guy pulled a six pack out of the cooler and went to the counter to act like he was going to buy the beer. Dumbass pulled out his ID for good effect and when the cashier opened the cash drawer he did a snatch and grab. Luckily for us he put the beer and his fricking ID on the counter as he was snatching the cash and hauled arse out of the store. We picked the guy up later that night at his house stoned out of his mind.
Posted on 9/27/17 at 3:20 pm to alphaandomega
Is it me, or does that dude have some messed up eyes
Posted on 9/27/17 at 3:21 pm to alphaandomega
quote:Never confuse "smart" with "wise".
About 25 years ago there was a Mensa candidate who raped my 89 year old (at the time, now deceased) Aunt. He left his wallet on the floor.
The quantities of wisdom & intellect are pretty much independent to each other as they are handed out to human individuals.
One of the smartest persons I know is simultaneously also probably the most unwise person I know.
If you want a fact, you would get the correct answer from this person.
If you want a correct opinion, you should get this person's opinion and do the exact opposite.
PS: Sorry for your Aunt's suffering. POS perp should have fried for that crime.
This post was edited on 9/27/17 at 3:23 pm
Posted on 9/27/17 at 3:23 pm to rumproast
He wanted to get locked back up but wanted to have a Little’s fun before he went back, maybe take care of some bills for family.
Dat Life
Dat Life
Posted on 9/27/17 at 4:12 pm to rumproast
quote:
If you rob a bank, best not to give them a note with your name and address on it. Holy shite how stupid are people???
Vince Marinello says hello from prison. And he would always do a dumb criminal segment on his morning show, and they were funny. Oh, the irony.
Posted on 9/27/17 at 4:13 pm to rumproast
We could have this thread every week, the average criminal is dumb as frick (kinda why they have to be criminals to get money)
Posted on 9/27/17 at 6:30 pm to StealthCalais11
quote:Man, you really went out on a limb there.
Haven't clicked the link - guarantee its either a thug or a strung out white dude.
Posted on 9/27/17 at 7:10 pm to lsufan1971
quote:
Went to a call one time on a conv store robbery. Guy pulled a six pack out of the cooler and went to the counter to act like he was going to buy the beer. Dumbass pulled out his ID for good effect and when the cashier opened the cash drawer he did a snatch and grab. Luckily for us he put the beer and his fricking ID on the counter as he was snatching the cash and hauled arse out of the store. We picked the guy up later that night at his house stoned out of his mind.
I heard about a case once where a guy knocked off a convenience store. He put an item on the counter with a $20 bill like he was making a purchase. When the cash register opened he pulled a gun and demanded the contents of the register.
The register had about $15 in it. The genius ran off with that and forgot his $20 bill.
Posted on 9/27/17 at 7:12 pm to FelicianaTigerfan
quote:
Sounds like something a person who has become institutionalized would do in order to go back after figuring out they cant live a free life
Yep, probably got tired of doing misdemeanor life and went for the long term stay.
This post was edited on 9/27/17 at 7:13 pm
Posted on 9/27/17 at 7:25 pm to alphaandomega
This post was edited on 9/27/17 at 7:28 pm
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