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Posted on 10/3/17 at 11:38 am to
Posted by Yellerhammer5
Member since Oct 2012
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Posted on 10/3/17 at 11:38 am to
Go to the hospital and get that gallon of semen pumped out of your stomach.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
65688 posts
Posted on 10/3/17 at 11:39 am to
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Wasn't a big meal (salad, some baked fish, and egg noddles which is very normal).
Scott, there is nothing normal about you consuming "noddles".

Since last night the noddles have progressed through your digestive tract.

You'll probably now need a noddledectomy.

It's a complicated procedure that involves removal of your anal sphincter.

May the Lord have mercy on your soul.
Posted by BulldogXero
Member since Oct 2011
9764 posts
Posted on 10/3/17 at 1:11 pm to
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not since yesterday..im unable to. I really don't have heartburn but am very nauseous. And no I don't wake up that way


Bloating causes GERD. GERD does not cause bloating.

You could just be a little sick at your stomach. Could be something you ate or maybe you picked up a germ somewhere.

If it starts to become a chronic problem, I would see a doctor. Could be anything from stomach inflamation to gallbladder disease to gastroparesis. I wouldn't worry about it too much though.
Posted by SabiDojo
Open to any suggestions.
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Posted on 10/3/17 at 1:13 pm to
Posted by Upperdecker
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Posted on 10/3/17 at 1:55 pm to
Posted by BestBanker
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Posted by t00f
Not where you think I am
Member since Jul 2016
89916 posts
Posted on 10/3/17 at 1:59 pm to
Not a doctor but this is classic symptoms of an OMJ hoard. Send them to me so I can take your pain.

Oh, and whatever is really wrong I hope goes away soon!
Posted by tigerfoot
Alexandria
Member since Sep 2006
56288 posts
Posted on 10/3/17 at 2:28 pm to
I would bet you start puking or having the runs in the next few hours.
Posted by pwejr88
Red Stick
Member since Apr 2007
36180 posts
Posted on 10/3/17 at 3:33 pm to
This EXACT thing happened to me and it was the onset of food poisoning....
Although the diarrhea started well before 10 the next morning.
Posted by MrLarson
Member since Oct 2014
34984 posts
Posted on 10/3/17 at 3:38 pm to
Sounds like you need a good punch to the jejunum
Posted by Konkey Dong
Member since Aug 2013
2164 posts
Posted on 10/3/17 at 3:40 pm to
Not hungry, feel like vomit, feel full although not eaten. Definitely penis sucking related
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