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Don't steal from Toys for Tots. You'll get burned.

Posted on 2/17/17 at 9:52 am
Posted by arseinclarse
Algiers Purnt
Member since Apr 2007
34412 posts
Posted on 2/17/17 at 9:52 am

LINK

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A man who admitted to stealing money from a Toys For Tots donation jar at a Jacksonville restaurant in December has been arrested, authorities said.

Officers had been looking for Zachary Allen Shultz, 25, since December and he admitted to stealing money from the donation jar at Flame Broiler, the police report said. Witnesses said Shultz also stole money from a tip jar at a Tropical Smoothie Cafe.


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The police report did not identify the cause of Shultz's severe facial burns in his mugshot.
Posted by terd ferguson
Darren Wilson Fan Club President
Member since Aug 2007
108743 posts
Posted on 2/17/17 at 9:53 am to
If you think stealing money meant for kids and collected by Marines is a good idea... well you're probably asking for pain.
Posted by Mir
Member since Sep 2016
2777 posts
Posted on 2/17/17 at 9:54 am to
Jesus Christ did someone throw hot oil over his entire face.

That's going to hurt twice as bad in jail when they found out he was stealing from kids and they face frick the teeth out of his mouth
Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
140462 posts
Posted on 2/17/17 at 9:54 am to
Can't wait for the Mardi Gras rewind
Posted by arseinclarse
Algiers Purnt
Member since Apr 2007
34412 posts
Posted on 2/17/17 at 9:56 am to
You dressing up? I'll be sexy as frick.
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
35115 posts
Posted on 2/17/17 at 9:57 am to
quote:

donation jar at Flame Broiler


That's karma for you.
Posted by HoustonGumbeauxGuy
Member since Jul 2011
29506 posts
Posted on 2/17/17 at 9:59 am to
Trying to emulate Freddy Krueger looks tougher than I thought.
Posted by dagrippa
Saigon
Member since Nov 2004
11293 posts
Posted on 2/17/17 at 10:01 am to
i bet someone comes forward saying they threw hot liquid on him during a robbery
Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
140462 posts
Posted on 2/17/17 at 10:03 am to
quote:

You dressing up? I'll be sexy as frick.
havent put any thought of I think yet?


You going to be sound FH's having beams again?
Posted by pleading the fifth
Member since Feb 2006
3895 posts
Posted on 2/17/17 at 10:04 am to
Uh he's a douche for sure but should probably be in a hospital with that degree of facial burns.
Posted by MadtownTiger
Texas
Member since Sep 2010
4204 posts
Posted on 2/17/17 at 10:07 am to
I remember a couple Christmases ago where they had a guy steal something out of Bestbuy and was confronted by two marines in full dress outside with Toys for Tots.

He proceeded to stab a marine, subsequently breaking his arm, leg and having a bloody face from "tripping over the curve".

Posted by StarkRebel
Member since Sep 2014
2175 posts
Posted on 2/17/17 at 10:20 am to
Welp I think I found a new Avi.
Posted by arseinclarse
Algiers Purnt
Member since Apr 2007
34412 posts
Posted on 2/17/17 at 10:26 am to
Next week.
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 2/17/17 at 10:36 am to
quote:

That's going to hurt twice as bad in jail when they found out he was stealing from kids and they face frick the teeth out of his mouth



You got this a little twisted.

They knock your teeth out FIRST, then face frick you so you can't bite their dick off.
Posted by logjamming
Member since Feb 2014
7825 posts
Posted on 2/17/17 at 10:38 am to
They finally unbanned you?
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