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Posted on 5/24/15 at 8:30 am
Posted by Hammertime
Will trade dowsing rod for titties
Member since Jan 2012
43030 posts
Posted on 5/24/15 at 8:30 am
Or in this case, don't shite where you get coffee and breakfast a few times a week?

This pretty good looking, seemingly fun chick works at the coffee place by my house, and I have been reluctant to ask her out. The only other coffee place is slow as frick, and their breakfast is gross, so I head there a few times a week. Next closest place is about a 20 minute round trip with no drive through.

Today, I talked to her for maybe 5 minutes at the window and she held up the line behind me like a boss. Should I go for it, or just stick with my regular chicks (usually a new one every two months)? I'm not really trying to pump and dump anymore, but don't want to screw up my morning situation. I'll do whatever one the OT choses


Definitely no pics because I'm not gonna sit at the drive through and start taking pics of chicks
This post was edited on 5/24/15 at 8:49 am
Posted by CAD703X
Liberty Island
Member since Jul 2008
77947 posts
Posted on 5/24/15 at 8:34 am to
Good thing you didn't make this a brag thread.
Posted by Sparkplug#1
Member since May 2013
7352 posts
Posted on 5/24/15 at 8:37 am to
Only a new one every two weeks? You need to step up your game. Try more drive throughs
Posted by Hammertime
Will trade dowsing rod for titties
Member since Jan 2012
43030 posts
Posted on 5/24/15 at 8:40 am to
How is that bragging?



Eta: Ah, I gotcha. IMHO, that's really nothing to brag about, so it wasn't meant to be a subtle brag
This post was edited on 5/24/15 at 8:42 am
Posted by Maximus
Member since Feb 2004
81261 posts
Posted on 5/24/15 at 8:40 am to
Girls can only handle his monster for two weeks before they are crippled
Posted by CptBengal
BR Baby
Member since Dec 2007
71661 posts
Posted on 5/24/15 at 8:40 am to
This reads like a trashy person wrote it.
Posted by hendersonshands
Univ. of Louisiana Ragin Cajuns
Member since Oct 2007
160104 posts
Posted on 5/24/15 at 8:41 am to
Girls at chickfila usually say "my pleasure" when they hand me my food in the drive thru line. Those sluts want it so bad
This post was edited on 5/24/15 at 8:46 am
Posted by GeauxGoose
Nonya
Member since Dec 2006
2511 posts
Posted on 5/24/15 at 8:42 am to
So u held up the drive thru for 5 min?? What an a-hole, but back to ur question. Ur relationships don't seem to last long so why make it awkward to get ur coffee in the morning, plus if u piss her off she may spit in ur coffee
Posted by STEVED00
Member since May 2007
22369 posts
Posted on 5/24/15 at 8:45 am to
Not asking a girl out bc u are worried about not having a place to get coffee?? What's wrong with people? If it doesn't go well, just make ur own dsmn coffee. It isn't that difficult and prob will save u a bunch of $$.
This post was edited on 5/24/15 at 8:46 am
Posted by Hammertime
Will trade dowsing rod for titties
Member since Jan 2012
43030 posts
Posted on 5/24/15 at 8:45 am to
I'm not taking advice from someone who is too lazy to type out the word "your"
Posted by yellowfin
Coastal Bar
Member since May 2006
97615 posts
Posted on 5/24/15 at 8:45 am to
Where's the bragging?

I'm mean coffee shop chicks aren't ecactly the cream of the crop.
Posted by BigPerm30
Member since Aug 2011
25852 posts
Posted on 5/24/15 at 8:46 am to
If it's a Starbucks "accidentally" have a dick pic on the screen of your phone when you hand it to her to scan the card on your phone. #likeaboss
Posted by hendersonshands
Univ. of Louisiana Ragin Cajuns
Member since Oct 2007
160104 posts
Posted on 5/24/15 at 8:47 am to
(usually a new one every two weeks) gave me a douche chill
Posted by Sampson
Chicago
Member since Mar 2012
24560 posts
Posted on 5/24/15 at 8:47 am to
Teach me your ways big pimpin
Posted by hojo
St. Louis, MO
Member since Mar 2005
1366 posts
Posted on 5/24/15 at 8:47 am to
I know right, cause making your own fricking coffee and breakfast would definitely not be an option.
Posted by LSU_Saints_Hornets
Uptown NO,LA
Member since Jan 2013
9739 posts
Posted on 5/24/15 at 8:48 am to
quote:

works at the coffee place by my house,


dating someone making a little over minimum wage.
Posted by Hammertime
Will trade dowsing rod for titties
Member since Jan 2012
43030 posts
Posted on 5/24/15 at 8:48 am to
I'll change it to two months if that makes it better
Posted by DirtyMikeandtheBoys
Member since May 2011
19419 posts
Posted on 5/24/15 at 8:50 am to
Sounds like you're in need of the DENNIS System

Posted by I Love Bama
Alabama
Member since Nov 2007
37694 posts
Posted on 5/24/15 at 8:52 am to
quote:

I'm not really trying to pump and dump anymore


Posted by Tigerlaff
FIGHTING out of the Carencro Sonic
Member since Jan 2010
20855 posts
Posted on 5/24/15 at 9:01 am to
quote:

my regular chicks (usually a new one every two months)? I'm not really trying to pump and dump anymore


It's like a douchebag in a tap out shirt and a fox Racing hat just walked over my grave.
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