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re: Dolphin found shot to death on beach in Louisiana

Posted on 4/24/24 at 8:11 pm to
Posted by BRgetthenet
Member since Oct 2011
117694 posts
Posted on 4/24/24 at 8:11 pm to
What if that dolphin drug you down to 100m, gave you his prehensile dong in your throat, then humped your leg as you fill up with more water?


frick that POS dolphin.
Posted by Pandy Fackler
Member since Jun 2018
14086 posts
Posted on 4/24/24 at 8:11 pm to
quote:

Aint nobody talkin down there..

ETA- At least it wasn't the pink one that hangs out in the channel.


bullshite.

All it takes is one dumb frickin' coonass mouthing off to his fat, cornfed wife or getting shitfaced at a boil. From there, everyone finds out, including the cops.

They'll find who did this.
Posted by auggie
Opelika, Alabama
Member since Aug 2013
27932 posts
Posted on 4/24/24 at 8:12 pm to
quote:


What if that dolphin drug you down to 100m, gave you his prehensile dong in your throat, then humped your leg as you fill up with more water?


frick that POS dolphin.

This seems very specific.
Posted by ZenFNmaster
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Nov 2007
2472 posts
Posted on 4/25/24 at 6:58 am to
For 20k an innocent Thibodeaux would take the rap and have his buddy Boudreaux call Crime Stoppers and split dat dere money ya.
Posted by Honest Tune
Louisiana
Member since Dec 2011
15580 posts
Posted on 4/25/24 at 7:39 am to
quote:

On his way to class at the local community college.




I hear the family has started a Gofinme.
Posted by Crimson1st
Birmingham, AL
Member since Nov 2010
20211 posts
Posted on 4/25/24 at 7:41 am to
quote:

Dolphin found shot to death on beach in Louisiana


Climate change?
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
35086 posts
Posted on 4/25/24 at 7:42 am to
Posted by PsychedelicTiger
Member since Sep 2020
198 posts
Posted on 4/25/24 at 7:47 am to
I told that dolphin to stay away from Louisiana. Now look at em.
Posted by oleheat
Sportsman's Paradise
Member since Mar 2007
13447 posts
Posted on 4/25/24 at 7:49 am to
quote:

He was a good boy with a future....Was getting his life together and had just become a member of our congregation....
Posted by kciDAtaE
Member since Apr 2017
15759 posts
Posted on 4/25/24 at 7:52 am to
quote:

Why is this anymore gruesome than shooting say, an armadillo? I get it, it isn't a game animal, they are mammals,


Dolphins are a protected animal by law
Posted by HeadSlash
TEAM LIVE BADASS - St. GEORGE
Member since Aug 2006
49634 posts
Posted on 4/25/24 at 8:30 am to
Coast Guard target shooting?
Posted by auggie
Opelika, Alabama
Member since Aug 2013
27932 posts
Posted on 4/25/24 at 8:39 am to
quote:

quote:
He was a good boy with a future....Was getting his life together and had just become a member of our congregation....

..on his way to school.
Posted by Honest Tune
Louisiana
Member since Dec 2011
15580 posts
Posted on 4/25/24 at 9:22 am to
No matter what comes of this, I think everyone can rest assured that low quality meth was involved at some point.
Posted by Zephyrius
Wharton, La.
Member since Dec 2004
7937 posts
Posted on 4/25/24 at 9:26 am to
quote:

That is a level of evolution I feel should be protected more than say, an armadillo's.

But that's not how "evolution" works...
Posted by Pankerville
Between Laffy & Red Stick
Member since Apr 2024
6 posts
Posted on 4/25/24 at 10:32 pm to
Justified
Posted by Ric Flair
Charlotte
Member since Oct 2005
13653 posts
Posted on 4/25/24 at 10:55 pm to
quote:

on West Mae’s Beach in Cameron Parish


Had to google search it. I knew Rutherford, Little Florida, and Holly Beach, but haven’t heard of this one.

One google reviewer of the beach opines:

quote:

This is my favorite primitive beach in the area but I also got cellulitis from the water so enjoy at your own risk

Posted by Hangit
The Green Swamp
Member since Aug 2014
39110 posts
Posted on 4/26/24 at 5:27 am to
quote:

.on his way to school.


He was applying for schollies, to join a better school of dolphins.
Posted by dgnx6
Baton Rouge
Member since Feb 2006
68589 posts
Posted on 4/26/24 at 6:33 am to
You laugh but there are beaches here.

That part of Louisiana you aren’t far from Galveston.

If you look on google maps it looks like the sand goes all the way to south of white lake and pecan island. Then starts again at the silver slipper in ms.


Posted by LanierSpots
Sarasota, Florida
Member since Sep 2010
61638 posts
Posted on 4/26/24 at 6:50 am to
quote:

What if that dolphin drug you down to 100m, gave you his prehensile dong in your throat, then humped your leg as you fill up with more water?


frick that POS dolphin.



Fisherman.
Posted by theunknownknight
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2005
57305 posts
Posted on 4/26/24 at 7:02 am to
A lot of dolphins are notoriously assholes
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